AN: Hey all! First of all, Thank you I'm awesome and y'all know it for putting this story on story alert AND for reviewing(thrice! Yay!).
Warnings: not really, except for some rape mentioning and talk about sex, but that's all, at least, not counting the utter stupidity of this chapter in general…
Now, on with the chapter!
AN - can i have some reveiws pls? Yeah sure. A rant or a flame? Or maybe both?
Chapter 5 - the talent contest
It was a week later and I felt like I was slowly dying inside. Police. Police. Police. Police. Seriously, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! My life had crumbled into pieces and I was alone in the horrible darkness of my mind. Where's my bucket? This is horrible the four chearleaders had folowed me a round schooland been mean to me for the last week making fun of my clothes With good reason and my purple streaked blond hair With even BETTER reason, I mean, that's just UGLY and saying i was too slim and that i had boobs like a pron star. It relay upset me. Why? As I've said before, most girls would KILL to have a body like yours… and also uncle larry had taken my clothed off and rapped me loads of times last week I love the way she can say that like it's no big deal at all…and even though dave and marie were back home now every time they went out to different places they left me with him Wait what? How much time just went by? They haven't even been home for a DAY and they're leaving again… Then again, if I had a daughter like Donkey, I'd probably do the same… and he hit me and made me sleep with was so horrible I wanted to die every time it happened. POLICE! COME ON! Edward Culen stared at me whenever he saw me at school but i just anchoredhim You what? and pretended he wasnt there i was so embaresed about watt had hapenned and I hated him for the way he made me feel and the fact that he was a cheater and an ass. Then why do you keep on begging him to "sex on you" or whatever? I would probably have ended my life that week if it hadnt been for my lovley new freinds abbigaille rochelle and tyfanni, WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BEFRIEND THEM? who were all totally cool and helped me fight off the evil chearleaders - i hadnt told my freinds aboit uncle larry and ewdard Why not? I thought you liked them?but it was nice to have some peopel who liked me anyways. I sat in the cafeteira with them at lunch
"hey tiana are you doing the talent contest tonite?" rochelle asked me
"no way im not good enough!" i said shyly
"omfg are you kidding! yor a AMAZIN singer Another point to add to the "Mary Sue" list… your the best iv'e ever heard, no joke!" Wait, when did she sing? shouted Abigail
"thank you but your just being nice, im' not THAT good an even if i was i wouldn't perform. I mean i hardly want to contract more attension to myself than i already have, Sorry, not working the whole school is all ready talking about me saying watt a freak i am. *Facepalm* I just wanna be an average person" *Bangs head into wall*
"come on tiaa you HAVE to do it!" She doesn't want it, so FUCK OFF! tyffanie said, "jessica and bella and the chearleaders win every time with there dumb dance routine it is so annoying, they arent even talented someone needs to teach them a lesson hun!" Yeah, but not Donkey. Please not Donkey
"I dunno maybe" I pimpled What? mutely but I had no intension of actually doin it. Of course not…
Later on me and my freinds sat in the crowd and wached the contest. The chearleaders did there dance ruotine and they werent that awesome, they were just wearing slutty cloths so all the guys could stare at them and cause they were popular no one was allowed to say they sucked. *Facepalm, followed by me banging my head into the keyboard violently* At the end bella ran into edwards arms and I felt flames of jelusy burning up inside me. I thought you hated him? they kissed for a long time and although he looked at me the whole time Okay, calm down. Don't lose your temper, count to ten… Okay I'm good i still wanted to cry and scream. Can I scream instead? Yeah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Thank you
The principal caked He WHAT? up on the stage and said
"and now for our final act...atlantiana rebeckah loren!" Surprise! Or not everyone looked at me and I was shocked
"omfg who put my fringing name down for this!" I screamed
"who knows girl just get up there !" abbie pushed me towards the stage and I went up there.
I sang total eclipse of the heart One Direction did a cover of that once too. Listening to it right now. It's good (punkrock verson so it wasnt sappy and lame or anythin!0 Nothing wrong with the original and everyone watched me. I was embarased at first but everyone semed to be enjoying themselves (exept the chearleaders who looked totally mad!LOL) *Facepalm*. This is SO stupid! so I sang louder and louder and my voice soared higher than ever was like magic. Weren't you the one that said you weren't a good singer? And now suddenly your voice is like magic? I was waering NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! a purple lacy top cut low enough that you could see my bra Ew. No wonder everyone's staring… and a black skirt and purple fishnets and spiky black heels. WHY TELL ME THIS NOW? the song finished and everyone looked happy and clangled Did they wear little bells? at me and i went blushing to sit on my friends
"remind me to kill wichever one of you beeches put my name down for this!-" i said but i was smiling
"LOL" Why the "LOL"?shouted rochelle "it wasnt us you no!"
"and the winner is...ATLANTIANA REBECKAH LOREN! " Surprise! Actually, no, it's not… the principal screamed extatically. I went back up onto the stage and shock his hand and everyone appladed me and screamed my name except for jessica and bella who looked like they were about to kill me, lmfao. I'm not My eyes strayed to where edward stood gazing baldly at me. I all most fainted right then at the sight of him looking so hawt and gorgeous. MY BUCKET! I LOST MY BUCKET AND I NEED IT NOW! I dnt think anyone else had noticed but he had a MASSIVE erection Ew it was so hawt and sexoy. No, it's grossI saw bella and jessica storming out of the room angry that i had won, and I smiled.
Later on i walked home happily, then a car purred up beside me. It was ewdard! Who else did you expect? Seriously…
"get in the car i'll drive thee home sweet lady" he said in his beautiful old fashioned speech. Beautiful old fashioned speech from the 20th century, yeah I did as he told me without knowing What? You went with him, but you didn't KNOW you went with him? were quiet for a minite What?
"you were awesome tonight, you have a stunning voice like silk and satin in the moonlight. *Facepalm* You looked beyond beautiful up on that stage, like an old painting in a church. i wanted to charge right at u and kiss thine THY! IT'S THY THY THY! lips right there" he still had a huge erection Ew. and i wanted to touch it so badly but i didnt.
"i think BELLA might have had somethin to say about that!" i snapped You have got no right to say ANYTHING. Especially after admitting you wanted to touch his fucking ERECTION "where is she neway?"
"at home sulking cause she lost the contest and had a total hissy fitand cryed for hours because thee was better than her in the contest"
"how mature" I said sacastically. Like you're one to talk At that moment edward pulled his car to the side of the road and looked me in the touched my hand and I slapped him hard in the face
'YOU WILL NEVER TOUCHE ME AGAIN U SICKO!" So, he can't touch you, but you CAN touch him? Where's the logic in that? I wailed and kept hitting him in the face and chest "last week I fuckin BEGGED u to sex on me and you turned me down! Exactly! What's WITH all those mood swings? I have never been so humilated in all my frickin LIFE! Watt the hell is wong with u? One mimite your all over me and the next its like i dnt even exist! You're doing exactly the same. Except you're wanton one moment and angry the next dnt fuckin touch me. EVERR!"
"its complecated tiaa my lady. Im sorry i hurt thine THY! THY THY THY! COME ON! feelings. Its just i cant resist thee, but i cant be with thy IT'S THEE! USE YOUR FRIGGIN' BRAIN! either. I never ment to drag thou THEE! IT'S THEE! into this mess, its not thee THY! THY! NOT THEE, THY! Dear GOD! fault i totally ruin everything. Im so SO SORRY. IM DESPISABLE!" YES! WE FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING!
"its me or her "i said bluntly *cough*choose Bella*cough*
"i cant make that choice tiaa - he wept Just choose Bella
"you are going to have to!"
"first thee have to tell me who thou relay are!" he said "who were thy parents?what are thee?"
"my mom dies when I was bored, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! NOW I'm laughing my ass off… I mean, there's so much wrong with that sentence we'd be here tomorrow if I'd start, so I won't. But still, her mom dies when Donkey's BORED. So HILARIOUS! I never new my father. Thats it." i said
"we BOTH no thats not the full story. Your a vampire, like me" Where did that come from?
-omfg i'm NOT a frickin vampire! I think id have noticed u total dipshit"
"you don't drink human blood"- he asked *Facepalm*
"i dont drink any blood u asshole. Is this ur idea of a joke, cos no ones laughing!" I am i got out of the car and ran away feeling insulted.i didnt want to see that stupid hawt jerk ever again! I went home. But i couldnt get rid of the memory of his sharp erection and deadly cold body. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i cut myself AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO. Just. NO and went to sleep in tears.
AN: I think I just lost a few braincells along the way, which is too bad, because I've got a Math's test tomorrow, and I wasn't that good at Math to begin with… Anyway, five down, only three chapters to go now! Please review on the way out and see you later!