AN: Hey everyone! First of all, Thank you I'm awesome and y'all know it for reviewing!

Warnings: Non-graphic love making. Just one sentence really. And some almost-rape, so Eddy can come and save the day again…

Now, on with the chapter!

AN - dnt all just attack me for the things writen in this chapter about Tiaas parents, I don't like this… i havent explaned everything yet an it will make more sense later. This story never made sense to begin with…

Chapter 6 - the curse Ooooooh, the suspense!

-Oh ewdard with your skin so white "Oh Rudolph with your nose so bright"

Your eyes like amber out of sight "Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Don't judge. It's what this stupidness makes me think of…

Pale angel in my eyes What kind of idiocy is this? Seriously

Hair like gold rosy sunrise- This is just ridiculous. Stop it!

I read the words of my poem out quietly. Oh, it's supposed to be a POEM! Well, it sucks I had written a poem about Edward, No, it's a poem about ewdard, whoever that is, and not Edward. (Seriously, check the first sentence…) i just couldnt help myself. I hated myself for doing it but i couldnt get him out of my mind and it was the only way i could deal with my feelings. What? By writing sucky poems? I dread the moment Donkey starts thinking about songs… Soddenly my mind went black and i felt into a trance. This seems to happen a lot. Are you sure you're allright? A tall pale man stood in front of me all ghosty and misty like he was only half there.

"my daugher? My daughter?" he moaned

"who are you?" You're kidding me right? He says "my daughter". How much more clues do you want? i wispa quietly

"i am your FATHER! NO SHIT SHERLOCK! I AM CAIUS FROM THE VOLTURI! Caius has BLONDE hair, hun. Not black Your in terror and peril my daugher! Beware the vampire boy called edward!" Something I've been saying since chapter one…

"why?" I said

"you mussent let him sex you GROWN-UPS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT! Especially not if said grown-up is 3000 years old… or the curse your mother tried to protect you from will fall on you...you'll become a VAMPIRE! You can't become a vampire from having sex with one… And you will never be safe! Only as a human can you be safe from them..." I thought humans were supposed to be their food? Then how on EARTH's she safe from vampires? then he faded and I was awake and uncle larry was standing at my door.

"take ur clothes off now you moldy What's that? slut! " said uncle larry and he smiles horribly with his yellow teeth

"no i wont" i screamed but uncle larry came over and hit me. I was strong for my size but he was a huge fat man like 300 pounds I'm surprised he's still able to walk… in weight and stronger than me. He took my clothes off and chained me to the bed . I new he was going to rape me again. But at that moment someone came running into the room and hit uncle larry across the head with a stick and knocks him out cold. *Facepalm* Uncle larry laid there bleeding and i looked up at...EDWARD! Eddy needs a STICK to knock out a simple human being? Pathetic…

"omg my sweet lady" he cried! "what has this frightful asshole been doing to thee?" Ain't that obvious?

"he's been raping me and hitting me" i weeped sadly as edward unchained me and i put my clothes on. Edward turned away whale I dressed so he wasnt perving on me , If he didn't want to "perv" on you he should've looked away while unchaining you… And 'sides, with you throwing yourself at him every chance you get there's nothing about you he hasn't seen anyway… and he looked down at the poem I had wroten.

"for truth!these are the most beautiful words I have ever seen, What, that piece of crap? it makes me feel so very moved" he cried "i wish i wasnt promised to someone else then i could write poems for thee" Well, thank god you can't…

"why are u promised to bella anyways" i ask None of your business

" Be cause i made a promise and i cant' break it, it would be rude and ungentalmanly. So are your moodswings. You're even worse than Donkey… Bella never used to be like she is now,when i fist met her she was sweet and shy and was never nasty Bella was ALWAYS nasty and ALWAYS moody, so nothing's changed… about everybody but she has changed and so have her freinds. Bella was never friends with Lauren… I dont know watt made her change, maybe it is mine fault, she just seems angry all the time now." *Facepalm*

"Yah that makes sense I guess" i said. No, it doesn't. Not a bit

We left the house and went to walk in the woods. We talked about loads of things and it turned out we had a lot in comnon. We liked all the same music and movies and books and stuff, it was like magic. Oh, please.

"you know maybe bella is unhappy be cause you guys are not in love like u used to be, and u should brake up with her so she can move on and your can both be happy" i say Keep your so-called wisdom with you please…

"she all ways used to say that shed kill herself if I left her. I could not be responsable for her death! I just don't get what has happened to her she used to be nice and sweet like thou my lady. SOMEONE GET MY BUCKET! And now i am falling in love with thou and it is all such a darn mess!" You can say that again… He hit a tree in frustration and it broke. He was so strong, i guess cause he was a vampire. *Facepalm* No SHIT Sherlock!

"your falling in love with me?" i ask, my cheeks going all red and my heart starting to sore

"omg, forget I said that!" he looked relay embarassed and it was so cute. Not cute, just stupid He had a big erection too. Ew.

I retched out and grabbed his hard throbbing male object. Make it stop now! We couldn't controll ourselves any more and we both fell down on the floor and got naked and made love. It was amazing and lasted hours and I had never been so happy in my life i felt like i coud die with happines. Please do. Please just DIE But after a while edward started to freak out and cry.

"I HAVE BEEN SUCH A FOOL!" Tell me about it… he screamed "i should not have let that hapen! I hope thee can forgive me, i must return to Bella!" and he ran away.

I could not believe it. It was like my world was caving in all about me. i was so socked and angry i could not even cry or scream. It's your own fault, sweetheart But as i lay there i started to fell diferent, like RELAY diferent. I think I get it, you know. You don't have to repeat EVERYTHING I suddenly remembed watt my father had said to me about not making sex "Making sex" Can this get any worse? with edward or he woud turn me into a vampire! My skin was getting all hard and pale and my eyes could suddenly see a lot clearer than before! I could hear lots of little noises even form relay far away. I even wanted to drink blood! and i could smell a human comin closer, he was almost here

"There you are you horrid SLUG " I KNOW RIGHT! it was uncle larry "where have u been? I'm goin to rape u now!" And apparently, it CAN get worse… Yay for me

Something in me snaped. I jumped at him and broke his neck and drank his blood! i had always ben strong for my size So? Larry was still stronger but now i was SUPER strong!He looked so surprised and it was so GOOD! Soon i dropped him on the floor and he was...dead! Too bad. I liked him

AN: Well everyone. Another chapter done (thank GOD), only two to go now! Please review and see you later!