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Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Warriors!

"Wow! Lets do it again!" Fire exclaimed, as she landed feet first on the other end of the sandy clearing.

We were training on battle tactics, and so far, Fire had been having the most fun.

We were training with Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather. Well, Jayfeather was mostly just watching us-err… not really WATCHING, but… you know what I mean.

If, by some reason, you don't have a clue about what I'm saying, it's that Jayfeather is blind. He can still 'see' things, and sometimes its like he has is looking strait at you… It's creepy.

It had been about 3 moons since we came to the camp. Everyone had accepted us, even respected us, except a warrior named Starfire. She was a white cat, snooty, and thinks that she is better than everyone else.

Dawnkit and Echokit are going to be made appetences in about 2 moons. Dawnkit was already begging Fire to be her mentor.

Echokit looked like she didn't really care, but I could see that she wanted to have me as her mentor.

Moonlight had given birth about 1 moon ago to a tom and a she-kit. The tom was just like Cow in almost everyway except for his pelt color. He was a light gray with one white paw. He had green eyes. Moonlight named him Whitekit. The little she-kit was a dark gray, like her mother, and she had a black paw and tail tip. She was named Shadowkit. (A/N Moonlight is an OC cat; she has dark gray fur, and has amber eyes. Her mate is Firestorm, a ginger cat.)

Squirrelfight had just given birth. The father is Brambleclaw. They had 2 she-kits. They had not named them yet.

"Come on! Just a little more!" A whine from Fire jerked me out of my thoughts.

"No, Fire. Besides, It's Ivy's and Cow's turn." Lionblaze said sternly.

I gave a start, and nudged Cow, who had fallen asleep sometime during the training.

"Huh-what?" He yawned. "I wasn't asleep. I was, uhh, resting my eyes! Yea, that's it!" I simply rolled my eyes.

I started torweds the clearing, with Cow hot on my trail.

We walked into the clearing, and Hollyleaf came in front of us and demonstrated a move.

It was a simple under-paw sweep.

"Ok, Cow, charge at Ivy. Ivy, try the move." I nod.

Cow charges at me, and I duck and sweep my paw under his front legs, causing him to fall on his side. Before he hit the ground, I kicked out with my back legs, and sent him sprawling.

Hollyleaf and Lionblaze looked impressed. Jayfeather had his normal expressionless face on.

I heard another cat pad into the clearing, and I turned around to see Starfire. I groaned in my head. My day had just got a lot worse.

"What was that? She didn't even do anything. Cow just threw the battle! I could do so much better. None of these so-called cats are good at any thing.

And that's when I lost it.

"Oh, THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPIED REMARKS! YOU AREN'T EVEN HALF THE CAT YOU COULD BE! I'M SICK TO DEATH WITH YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN BATTLE A KIT! YOU'RE TO AFRIED TO CLIP A CLAW! WIMP!" I screamed really loudly. But you know what? I didn't care. I was sick of this cat acting like she can push everyone around and act like she is better than everyone else.

I looked over my shoulder to see how everyone reacted.

Lionblaze had toppled over in a dead faint, Hollyleaf looked like she was about to join him, and Jayfeather still looked on emotionlessly. I'm not kidding. He just sat there with a bored look on his face.

But no one was as surprised as Cow. After about 13 years of hearing only silence from me, he had gone into a shocked state, and had his eyes stretched open wide.

I padded over to him and waved a paw in front of his face. Nothing happened. I tugged his ear with my claw. Nothing. Then I took drastic measures. I messed up the fur on top of his head. Nothing.

"Holy Starclan. HE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTINTION! JAYFEATHER GET OVER HERE!" I screamed. No one and I mean no one touches the fur on top of Cows head. He says that he spends exactly 1 min on it.

One time, when we were humans, Fire gave him a noogie, and messed up his hair. He went ballistic and was sent to a mental hospital for about 2 months. It was crazy man. Crazy.

Anyway, Jayfeather came over to Cow and gave him some thyme. Cow snapped out of it, and screamed.

"HOLY STARCLAN! WHAT JUST HAPPENED! YOU-YOU TALKED! SCREAMED EVEN! OH MY GOD! THE UNDERWORLD JUST FROZE OVER! STARCLAN EXPERIANCED LEAF-BARE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He ran back to camp, yelling all the way.

I sweat dropped.

"Well, it looks like you are going to have a tough time getting something to eat. Or getting to sleep. Or doing anything I guess." Hollyleaf mewed.

Sometime during Cow's little, err… incident, Hollyleaf had recovered from her shock and came up behind me.

I gave her a look that clearly said, 'No. Really? What on earth gave you that idea.'

I sighed and started to camp.