Pit and his Dark counterpart arrived at Posiedon's undersea palace. The place was being overrun by thousands of Underworld soldiers.

"Thousands?" Pit yelled at the narrator. "Try millions! Ive never seen that much Underworld troops in my life!"

The Underworld army was tearing the place apart, looking for whatever it was that was in the castle that could revive Hades. Pit and Pitoo stood their ground and fought as brave as they could, but there were just too many of the Underworld troops. Pit and Pittoo were getting injured, badly.

"Oh no!" Pit exclaimed, "We're getting murdered!"

"Ah, you're getting murdered." Pittoo boasted. "Me, I'm-"

Pittoo was then stomped by a Clubberskull.

"You were saying?" Pit sarcastically remarked.

The battle raged on, Pit and Dark Pit defeating many troops, but they didn't seem to be making a dent in the Underworld army.

"You see that!" Dark Pit pointed upward at a vortex. "They're constantly spawning from there! How the heck are we ever gonna close that! It's our only way, these guys are coming in by the thousands… no… millions… no… sextillions!"

"Ha… haha…"

"What?"

"You said-"

"OH GROW UP!" Dark Pit screamed at the immature Pit. "It's a real number. Jeez!"

The angels were then hit with a really large blast. They were both knocked back into two Monoeyes that attacked. The attacks were relentless and infinite. Pit and Pittoo were on the brink of dying, and they desperately needed help.

"Yknow," Pittoo complained, "Why is it that us two are like Palutena's ENTIRE ARMY! I mean, The Underworld army has all these troops, Viridi has the forces of nature, but of course, we have to deal with those lazy Centurions!"

"They are NOT lazy!" Pit defended. Dark Pit raised an eyebrow.

"Ok, they're kinda lazy. Look, let's try to get Posiedon to help. He probably won't pay us if we need him to help us, but at least maybe he could keep the Underworld troops under control!"

"Ok, I'll give it a shot." Dark Pit tried. "Yo! POSIEDON! A LITTLE HELP HERE!"

"Sorry, boys" Posiedon responded from inside his castle. "I'm attending to important business right now."

"POSIEDON! I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH YOUR FREAKING WINDOW! YOU'RE TAKING A BATH! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE! WE ARE UNDERWATER!"

"I am a god, I don't need to follow the laws of physics. Now, fight off the Underworld army by yourselves! I'm sure you can do it!"

Posiedon continued his bath and started playing with the bath toys.

"Pit, we can't stop them on our own. We're gonna be finished if we stay here. We need to leave, now!" Pittoo begged, showing his serious side. He knew when to stop making fun of Pit when the situation became fatal.

"No!" Pit said. "We could do this!"

"Pit, do you see those guys! They are coming out of that portal faster than we are defeating them! If we keep fighting, not only will it be futile, but face it, we might die."

"I don't care if I die!" Pit said. "I will fight until the bitter end!"

"Alright, suit yourself, Pit. You wanna live in a fairy tale where you can actually defeat all these guys just by believing, go for it. I'm going back to Palutena to think of a real plan on what we are going to do about this. I'm done babysitting you."

And with that, Dark Pit flew off.

Pit continued fighting but it was hopless. He was rendered unconscious. The only thing he could hear was this angelic voice saying:

"Pit, what were you thinking? Pit, Please wake up. You… you idiot!"