Before you burn me at the stake for not updating in months, allow me to explain:

Yeah, I got nothing. I mean, I could say I was distracted with all my AP exams (which I was) but the AP's ended a month ago. I hope I did well, but the results don't get back 'till July. In the meantime, I now have to deal with finals this week, but after that, I will have a shit load of free time.

And remember, no matter how long it is between updates, I am determined to finish the story, it will never be dead! Now, the story continues.

Dark Pit and Palutena are waiting for Pit and Viridi to arrive. They are going to try to find out how the Underworld army is infinitely spawning and how to fix it.

"Hades must have partially reanimated." Said Dark Pit. "There is no other way Underworld troops could be forming."

"I disagree" said Palutena. "I think that there could be outside sources."

"Outside sources? Such as what? Who else could be creating the troops?" said Pittoo.

"Medusa?" Palutena guessed.

"I dunno. Isn't she on our side now?"

"I'm not sure. It wasn't really made clear… but she definitely is against Hades. Maybe we should go to her for help?"

"Ugh!" Pittoo exclaimed. "What is it with you NPC's and suggesting help all the time! We already called Viridi, who is taking an eternity to get here. We need to analyze the problem at hand and find a solution!"

"Right." She said. " Because you are very good at analyzing situations. You sure analyzed that pie real well. Tell me, how much advanced statistics and multivariable calculus did it take you to determine that pulling your face in and out of the pie was the best solution!"

Pittoo threw the ice cream that Pit licked at Palutena, and it went all over her face. Palutena shoved leftover barbeque sauce all over Pittoo. A full fledged food fight erupted, and Pit and Viridi walked in.

"Great idea!" Viridi exclaimed. "Maybe if we act like 5-year-olds, the Underworld will be too embarrassed to fight us, and we'll be safe!"

Pittoo was covered in food, and was shoving Palutena's head in the toilet.

"Um…" Pittoo said, trying to explain. "I was just… washing something off of her hair."

Palutena's hair was a mess because Dark Pit flushed the toilet. 8 times.

"Ok." Pit said. "I think I have an idea."

"Really?" Viridi piped up, happy to hear something intelligent.

"Yes. My idea is simple: If I invest in Mushroom Capital, and Palutena diversifies in Hyrule we can increase our stock equity by 15%!"

"Um…" Pittoo said. "Since when do you know anything about stocks?"

"Since grade school. I have a friend who works in the stock market. I know so much about it because he is the one who performs the complicated calculations to determine the calculation of the future stocks, whether they will rise or fall, and take into account the bull or bear market. It's a very complicated process."

*Cut to Pit's friend, sitting in an office, flipping a coin to determine the stocks.*

"Ignoring everything Pit just said," says Palutena "we really need to go back, see the vortex the underworld troops are emerging from, and find a way to close it."

"Oh!" Pittoo said "Can we stop by the resturaunt again? I want another ice cream, hopefully one that Pit will not lick."

"I will make sure to lick it before you get it." Pit confirmed.

"WILL YOU TWO IDIOTS FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT HAND!" Viridi screamed. "Let's go!"

As they arrived at Posiedon's Undersea palace, they stared at the vortex, where Underworld troops continued to emerge. They were all feeling confused (except Pittoo, who was only feeling disappointed, because he did not get his ice cream.

As Pit, Pittoo, and Viridi were (surprisingly) having an intelligent discussion about how they would stop this, Palutena found a button, and everything, the vortex, the troops, and their weapons, vanished as soon as she pressed it.

"What happened?" Pit asked.

"Did that button just wipe everything out!"

"I have no idea how… this can't be over. :et's examine this button, it says… PHGXVD"

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