Okay! Finals are all done! I'm so used to writing essays for school, that I actually wrote my name , date, and teacher's name before I realized I was writing fanfiction. Haha, in my defense, it's like 2 in the morning right now… (Okay not really, its 10:06 at night, but still)

The story's coming along well, in my opinion. Let me know what you think by leaving a review. Please. Please.

"Please review" Pit said. "Pleeaaaaaaase…"

"Who are you talking to?" Pittoo inquired.

"Our readers. I figure the readers will feel more obligated to review If I tell them personally. No one can resist me! I mean, look at this face!"

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"I'm sure our readers will hate that." Pittoo angrily stated.

"I'll let them decide that in the reviews!"

"DO YOU TWO IMBECELS NOT REALIZE THAT WE ARE ON AN IMPORTANT MISSION TO STOP THE UNDERWORLD THAT WAS SPAWNING SEEMINGLY INFINITELY AND THEN A BIG FREAKING BUTTON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND HAS THE POWER TO DESTROY THINGS AND CAME SEEMINGLY OUT OF NOWHERE AND PLUTENA PUSHED IT AND-"

Viridi paused to take a deep inhale.

"AND THEN THE ENTIRE FREAKING ARMY DISSAPPEARED LIKE SERIOUSLY HOW WHY AND ALSO THERE IS THIS WEIRD CODE TYPE THING INSCRIBED UPON IT THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS!"

Viridi was panting.

"Wow, Viridi!" Pit exclaimed. "Nice plot summay! You covered six whole chapters worth of story in two breaths!" Viridi slapped Pit again.

"Pit, you've already encouraged people to review, and posted a picture of yourself in this chapter. Don't you think you've exhausted your fair share of fourth wall jokes? Besides, I purposely didn't cover… that."

"What?" Pit asked, genuinely confused.

Viridi sighed. "You know… when you were in my lair… oh. Nevermind. Good thing Palutena and Pittoo are somewhere else, they might hear us."

"Hey!" Palutena called from 'over there.' "I'm over here! And come over! I think I've found something!"

"Ok!" Pit said. "Can you specify 'here'?"

Viridi dragged Pit by the ear over to Palutena.

"Look at this! A dead snake!"

The group stared in astonishment. Snakes were lowly, earthly creatures. No business being in the realm of the gods. "How did a snake get up here?"

"The button, the snake… This adventure just keeps getting weirder. Someone keep this snake with them, we should keep it and the button with us, as they may be clues." Pitto said.

Pit, Palutena, and Viridi took a giant step backward.

"Ugh, fine." said Pittoo. "I'll keep it. You guys are such babies."

Somewhere in another universe…

"Ouchie." Said Baby Mario. "I don't know why, but I feel like someone said something very insulting and degrading about me, and all else in our age group."

"Dude," said Baby Luigi. "You're like, 4 months old. How is your vocabulary this good?"

Baby Peach cried like a madman… er, woman, in the background.

And now, back to our previously scheduled universe (already in progress…)

"Okay… is anyone else at complete loss of what to do now?" Pittoo asked.

"Pittoo, you and I should go back to my lair and analyze these clues. Pit and Viridi, you stay here and look for more clues."

And with that, Palutena and Dark Pit flew off.

"Well," Viridi said slyly. "Looks like we got the place to ourselves. Whaddaya say we… pick up where we left off?" Viridi purred.

"Um," Pit began. "What are you talking about?"

"Don't you remember… Chapter 5?"

"Oh, THAT!" Pit said. "Listen, Viridi… do you think that was a … mistake?"

"A mistake? Pit… c'mon. You know I like ya." She stepped closer to him. "Do you think it was a mistake?"

"NO, but you seemed… I thought… well you were kinda hesitant and… I was kinda afraid that… wait… you like me?"

"Everyone knows that!" Viridi said. "Lemme guess. You're gonna tell me that you don't know Phosphora has a little crush on you too, right?"

"She DOES!" Pit exclaimed.

Viridi laughed. "Yeah, you're quite the Ladies' man, Pit. Some people even think Palutena has the hots for ya too."

"WHAT!" Pit said. "That can't be. Lady Palutena has always been more of a motherly figure to me."

"Uh-huh. Which is why you were totally making out with her in your first game-"

"IT WAS A SMALL PECK!" Pit defended.

"Pit, you're full of innocence, which is not exactly my taste in guys. But you… you are so willing to help anyone! And you are practically immune to the selfishness of the gods, and you have proven your faith in Lady Palutena, even when you thought she had become evil. I could never ask for any better."

"You can't?" Pit asked.

"Actually, I could ask for a lot better." Viridi said. "You could be buffer, and less naïve. And your laugh is so annoying! And you really should respect peoples' privacy more! Pitto told me that on more than one occasion you walked in on Dark Pit mast-"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH!" Pit said. "This story is K+ rated, and the author intends to keep it that way!"

"Okay, you get the point." She said. "But honestly, Pit, even with these faults, I wouldn't want you to change. One bit. Now please Pit, we can pick up where we left off in Chapter 5, and if at any point you feel uncomfortable, you just tell me, okay?"

Pit said nothing. He stood in complete bewilderment.

"Crap." Said Viridi. "I think I broke Pit…"