Joker and Ivy
A/N:
Hello there reader sorry for the late update but you know how it is, always busy. Anyways I was thinking and if you have any ideas of how the story should go or any recommendation and please leave a review!
Character 2
Ivy's POV:
I can't believe I'm stuck with the clown, thank you Harls, why can't he just die, I mean nobody wants him alive (aside from Harley), I hope my babies don't miss me as much as I do.
Normal POV:
Unknown to Ivy the Joker started waking up, his green eyes open and his maniac smile appeared, oh how glad was he to be alive.
Looking at his surroundings he spotted a very familiar Red head. He tried to speak but only some coughs came, Ivy scared for dear life dead the most logical thing to do. Punch him square in the face.
The Joker jus groaned and finally found his voice.
"Are you insane woman? That freaking hurt!" - "Well excuse me, but you can't just wake up like that!" "And why not, all I did was cough jeez, anyways aside from you punching me in the face is there any reason from you being here?" "Harley's mom is sick and asked me to take care of you" "Harley has a mom?" He said and then started laughing hysterically, but was cut short by some more coughs, after recuperating he asked " What the hell happened Red how did I ended up so wounded." Ivy smiled "Your plan failed, and apparently the bat did a number on you" "It was Harley's fault, and the crash too" "Crash?" "Yeah I'm starting to remember, we were escaping and I couldn't drive because of the bat and his bat-punches (chuckle) and Harley apparently doesn't know how to drive under pressure, remind me of beat her up for that" Ivy growled, but that apparently just encouraged the Joker more "Oh come on Red don't tell me you care so much for her if I didn't know my little punching bag, I would start to worry she would go lesbian on you" He started to laugh again, Ivy sighted "I don't know what she sees on you" " The same as you do, I mean your eyes are not that different, you see with them don't you?" After another laugh his expression suddenly changed "We need to leave this place, now!"
"Wait, what for?" "I've used this hideout for too long, it's only a matter of seconds before the bat or the police find me... and you so hurry up and help me get out of here" Ivy hesitated at first but helped the Joker out of bed, the Joker put and arm around Ivy and winked at her earning a glare from Ivy that would make Batman proud. They headed towards the exit were another of the Joker's cars were but were cut short by a car with the shape of a bat. Batman stepped out of the car serious as ever, Batgirl jumped out it glaring at both. Joker let go of Ivy and stepped with difficulty between her and the bats. He smiled at Batman. "Hello bats, what you are doing here this evening?" Batman just growled at him and took out a baterang. He spoke with a voice that sends a shiver down Ivy's spine. "Give up, both of you" Joker just smiled at him. "But bats can't you see that Ivy is playing nurse with me, I might convince her to put the costume on". He then again laughed at his joke; Batgirl was trying to move behind them but Ivy spotted her growled her direction. Batman grew tired of the situation and with a single move he punched the Joker in the face, and Batgirl throw a baterang at Ivy but she managed to evade it, but Batman graved her from behind and put some handcuffs on her. The Joker was on the floor handcuffed by batgirl. They were both putted in the backseats of the bat mobile.
A/N: Yeah I know is short but don't worry next chap will be all about Arkham and we will explore a little bit more the relationship between Joker and Ivy. Any grammar mistakes, you got some ideas, well send me a bat-review and we will see what I can do. Happy late new year!