Yay! New chapter! I hope that you like it and will review. Not much happens, but I've been told it's funny.

Big thanks to RAWN for being my beta. She is really awesome and has written awesome stories that you should check out.

I don't own Sonic. I just write stupid stories about him.

'Okay,' I said putting my hands together. 'I've thought long and hard about which story we should perform first.'

Shadow scoffed.

"Your 'thought process' was picking a name out of a hat," he complained.

I glared at him and pouted a little bit, crossing my arms.

'It's a legitimate strategy!' I protested. 'It gave me an amazing play for us to perform.' I looked around at them expectantly, pausing for dramatic effect before saying, 'Little Red Riding Hood!'

It was obvious from the looks on their faces that they were less than enthusiastic about doing yet another play, but I was kind of oblivious and didn't really notice.

'This is going to be great!' I said jumping up and down on my heels.

"Yeah," Sonic said his tone dull and uninterested. "Just what we need, another long, drawn out fairy tale filled with searching chapters."

I shook my head.

'Nah I'm so over that. This story will be maximum one or two chapters,' I assured them.

"Then we get to go home?" Knuckles asked hopefully.

I smiled at him encouragingly before crushing his hopes.

'No,' I said bluntly. 'Then we pick another play using my brilliant picking method that is totally amazing,' I said directing that last part at Shadow with a glare.

He sighed and went to go stand alone in a corner.

Rouge sighed as well but she stepped forward.

"So I guess I'm going to be playing the lead again?" she said batting her lashes and rolling her eyes.

I frowned.

'Actually Rouge,' I said carefully, knowing full well that what I said next would upset her. 'I was thinking you might make a better grandmother.'

Everyone stared at me before they started to voice their complaints/opinions.

"What?" Rouge asked in outrage her tone taking on a dangerous element. "First of all, I'm not an old woman!"

I smiled.

'Of course you're not! You're just going to pretend to be one on fanfiction,' I tried to assure her.

That didn't seem to reassure her at all.

"Who's going to play Red if it isn't me?" she asked warily.

"Amy's not going to come back is she?" Sonic asked his eyes going wide in panic.

I gave a huff of annoyance.

'Like I want that crazy weirdo anywhere near my new story,' I said irritably. 'I had someone else in mind for a Little Red Riding Hood. Someone Red.'

My gaze flicked over to where Knuckles was standing and he immediately started backing away.

"No way!" he said. "I'm a boy! I can't be Red Riding Hood!"

I scoffed.

'This is the 21st century,' I said. 'You don't have to adhere to gender stereotypes.'

Knuckled glowered while the rest of the group around him snickered.

"Who's going to play everyone else?" Espio asked warily, dreading what role he might be cast as.

I tilted my head in thought.

'I've got ideas,' I said thoughtfully. 'I actually don't think everyone will get a part in this particular play. Most of you will probably have to be consultants or something for now,'

That caused a few hopeful looks to be exchanged.

'Of course I can probably try and find something for you guys to do though so don't worry,' I said causing everyone else to groan.

Before anyone could say anything, I walked over to Tails, grabbed his and began to drag him away.

"Where are you taking me?" he asked trying hard to keep his voice from quivering. "Am I going to come back?"

'Sure you are,' I said distractedly. 'You just need to do some character studying.'

"What does that mean?" Sonic asked running up to block the path I was walking on, showing obvious nervousness at my grip on his best friend.

'He's going to be playing the wolf in this play Sonic,' I said shaking the orange fox just a bit. 'He has to be prepared to play the role of a crazy, killer wolf, and I mean look at him, he's all small and cute. That won't do at all.'

Vector looked at me skeptically.

"Why are you using him if he's too small and cute?" he asked.

'Because he's a fox and that's kinda the same thing as a wolf,' I explained. 'Besides watching a few hours of slasher films should prepare him perfectly for the role.'

I quickly dragged Tails out of the room leaving behind a very surprised group.

"You can't let him watch slasher movies!" Sonic called behind me. "He's only eight! It'd give him nightmares!"

*Hours later*

I walked into the room, Tails trailing behind me obediently.

Sonic quickly ran over to his best friend.

"Are you okay?" he asked in concern.

"I'm fine Sonic," Tails said sounding perfectly at ease. "I learned a lot from those movies you know."

"Like what?" Espio asked coming to stand near the small fox.

"The blonde always dies first, don't make out in the woods, and whatever you do don't go to parties in the middle of the woods near a town with incompetent police while a serial killer is on the loose. It won't end well."

"That`s good to know," Shadow said rubbing his chin.

Everyone gave him and odd look and backed away slowly.

"Okay so I'm Red Riding Hood, and Tails is the wolf, Rouge is the elderly grandma…" Knuckles' sentence was cut off by Rouge conking him on the head.

"Who's going to play the ax man?" she asked completing the echidna's sentence for him.

'I don't know. We don't even have an ax anymore so it might be kind of difficult to act out that role,' I said doubtfully. 'We've already stalled enough for a chapter. I'm not even sure if we can write out a decent story right now. We might just have to write another chapter telling the actual story.'

Shadow glared at me.

"I'm guessing there's not going to be any forth wall in this story either," he said annoyed.

I smiled at him.

'Nope!'