Hello! There are two things that I would like to address. 1. Sorry for the late update, I got lost in a couple things! Sorry! 2. This is my most reviewed story. It has 70 reviews right now. I would like to thank everyone for their encouragement and opinions on Carter's story and sticking with my grammar mistakes and randomness! THANK YOU! Also, I am debating on rating this M. It's mostly because of the blood and gore and language. Other than that It's fine! Except for this one part right here.
Chapter 20
Here we go again!
"Excuse me sir, but do you know Mr. John Black?" A small girl asked a large, ALMOST completely wasted Skandian sailor.
"Now, what do you want with him when I'm all you need?" He replied, glancing at her with a drunken lust.
Lovely, he's trying to seduce me! It's women that seduce, the idiot! She thought, leaning over the counter.
"Can you please direct a little girl? You see he's a friend of my fathers and I'm supposed to get something from him. Then when I get back we'll talk." June smiled, inside she was screaming that she wanted to murder this punk if he tried to make a move on her.
"Well, if you really need him then he's in the back behind that curtain, now come here!" The sailor reached for her.
"Rejection!" She snapped, kicking the man into the bar. "There are only three people that are allowed to touch me. And that is, my friends, me, and the air!" She snapped, walking through the curtain.
She found a man past out in bed spread eagle and covered by covers.
"Pathetic." She mumbled as she took out handcuffs and a striker.
Knocking the man on the head sharply and wrapping the blanket around him she slung him over her shoulder with a grunt and walked out. Then she tied the drunkard to her horse's saddle and dropped him off in a local prison.
"Geez, if that sailor would have made one more move on you he'd be playing poker with Satan tonight." A voice called out.
"And since when are you my guardian?" She replied, stepping off of her horse.
"Since I because your master." The voice whispered in her ear.
She yelped as the voices owner laughed stepping back to avoid a kick as him. He smiled, cutting his fit off and observing her appearance. She was dressed as a simple fishing girl, wearing a dirty old dress with a rain coat over it that was sporting some tears in places. Her boots were the only clean thing visible.
"Take a bath you idiot." Carter snapped, walking away.
"Shut up you! I didn't lose an arm!" June replied, sticking out her tongue.
"You also didn't kill a hundred people with only three weapons, now did you?" He replied, smiling.
"And you've never done anything natural in life. So that makes us even." June replied ,leading Rose down the street they were walking.
"Hey! I do something natural! Like brush my teeth nad comb my hair in the morning! Or shave, eat, breathe, listen, life, die, get dressed and stuff!" Carter replied, clearly offended.
"Naked mole rats don't shave, a worm doesn't eat, sharks don't breathe, deaf people can't hear, a dead person can't live, and living person isn't dead, and cavemen didn't get dress." June said. "Also, a weird guy doesn't comb or brush, at all!"
Carter sighed, hunching over in defeat as his apprentice smiled. He sighed and took out a clip board and wrote some things down before waving and disappearing into the crowd silently.
"I wish I knew how he did that." June muttered, shaking her head before heading to find a decent inn to stay at.
"If you knew then you wouldn't be an apprentice." He whispered in her ear again.
June jumped and growled as he once again, disappeared. Then she continued on her way, eventually finding a not-so-rundown inn near her next objective. He assignment was to solve the black-market profits and problems in Skandia. Because it had to be secret from the current Ruler that Araluen was dealing with their problems, a Ranger was assigned. June had to eliminate four deadly merchants that each controlled a major portion of weapon trade in the underground. She had already neutralized three.
The last was the most wealthy and appropriately named, Money Pig, ironically, he was as fat as a pig! June sighed and slumped in her chair at the inn bar as she remembered the task. She had to sneak in to his mansion, arrest him and sneak back out. Fun. The only good part was she had the idiot pervert as backup if things went wrong.
"Crap." She moaned as her food came.
She ate the brisket and layered to roll with bacon and covered it in gravy before eating that. She then realized that she had taken up her master's appetite and food choices and was disgusted with herself before heading to her room.
She slept soundly that night and waited in her room silently until late in the evening. She then got dressed in an elegant and flashy dress with fake diamonds and a large gold necklace before walking out. She then let out one last long sigh before getting into her act and grabbing a petty little purse and leaving for the mansion.
The pig was having a ball for some retard reason and it was her cover. So, she had to dress like royalty and sneak in as Miss Elizabeth Mayflower and snag the pig. She arrived at her destination unharmed and walked in without objection of guards.
She then hoped and prayed the guards were drunk off their ass and walked through the large extravagant door to the pigs room. She was greeted by several passed out men and a fat pig looking at her. She blinked, surprised at her luck and walked up to the pig. Then she slapped his, and cuffed him. She then threw off her dress revealing her Ranger's outfit and her saxe knife to his neck, dragging him out of the door.
The three guards outside dropped silently as June walked by and she halted, glaring at the three men behind them. Carter grinned, taking off his noblemen's mask and Will followed suit. The she was left to guess the last helper.
She observed him and eventually stated, "Crowley or Halt."
"Correct." Crowley said, smiling as he took of the larger than needed mask.
"Why?" She asked.
"Because we were all worried nad wanted to make sure you didn't get kidnapped by one of these perverts." Carter supplied.
"I wanted to make sure Alyss wasn't going to chop off my head for sticking my neck out like that." Will smiled sheepishly.
"I was here for an early report for King Duncan." Crowley stated, shrugging.
"And I was here because he was going." A voice said.
"Sims, get out here." June smiled.
Simila walked out, wearing light leather armor and a sword on his hip, grinning. Carter then smiled, slinging on arm around him in a guy hug, grinning also.
"Smiley, how are you wearing a sword?" June asked.
"Because this guy right here helped me out with the Battlemaster! He told him about what I did to trained professional assassins and got me prompted to a higher class!" Sims smiled.
"So, shall we go rub this victory in King Duncan's face?" Carter asked, grinning.
"I'll be going that with Crowley and Will." Halt stated, hopping out of the bushes lining the cobblestone path.
"IS EVERYONE HERE!" June shouted.
"No, sorry, Len couldn't make it." Len's master stated, popping up with 45 other Rangers and their apprentices.
"I wouldn't miss this for anything." Len stated, smiling as he ate popcorn out of nowhere.
"Why?" June asked as Carter eyed the food.
"Because you're the only apprentice to be able to pull off a triple shot." Len smiled before he was tackled by Carter and straggled for food.
"That's random." June sweatdropped.
"But it's true." Carter smiled, eating Len's popcorn.
"SO now what? Are we all going to an inn and eating them out of business?" June asked cautiously.
"What do you think?" Carter asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Thought so." June sighed, before joining the crowd of Rangers rushing for the closest decent bar or inn.
That night they ate food for three inns, because Carter and Simila completely raided one's food supply and the other two were for the Ranger's. They had drinking contests (1rst: Carter 2nd: Halt 3rd: Simila who passed out) eating contests with the apprentices (June came in third and Len in second.) Carter then ate the second bar out of food as he woke up and puked his guts out and they sailed home the following night. That day was filled with recipes of how to get over hangovers and stomach aches.
Hey everybody! Sorry but this is the end of Carter and June's randomness and the departing of the coolest story on fanfiction! Not really because there are a lot more that are better than mine but I hope you enjoyed and review! I will occasionally be updating this with random things! So remember to thank everyone and if you have an idea for me about a random subject then TELL ME! If it involves Carter doing something stupid I will probably do it. Bye! *sword sticking out of head and Simila biting leg with June using my head as target practice* So save me for death and another hospital bill with an idea for these guys! Also, I would like to thank these people! Alyss Mainwaring, Luvergirl of Books, Setsunie, Lizard Lover, Xbamsod and somebody who didn't leave there name but gave me a digital suit of armor. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! You have stuck with me through Carter's idiotic rampages and his rehab and helped me a lot! AND the 75th reviewer gets to give me TWO chapter ideas. And I'll also be getting ideas from anyone who says something! Thank you guys again, and this is BloodyBlade21 signing off! Hope you enjoyed, The Apprentice's Apprentice (Main storyline)!