You guys didn't think that I'd let you off without one more random moment of Carter, did you? I mean this is Carter we're talking about. This is also a funny crack.
Chapter 21
HA THAT THAT NATURE!
"GO BALD ASSHOLE!" June yelled, kicking the now extremely happy Carter through a wall.
"But I like my hair, it's all fluffy!" Carter smiled, waving his arms around in that air.
Yes, Carter had finally reattached it. They had stuck it in a freezer and let him be bored for one whole month before he decided he didn't like not wielding two forks at the dinner table. And therefore, called in the surgery. And for once, they were actually saved by his boredom, because of always picking the giant A-scab that was on it, flesh didn't have the base to grow and therefore, they could reattach it successfully.
"Shut the hell up!" June yelled throwing the 782nd spear into the wall by his head.
"I'll bite you if you throw another spear at me!" Carter yelled, pulling his head aside at a trident she found.
"Try me." June dared, with a glare that could make the devil melt into a puddle of goo, and possibly tears.
"Fine!" Carter smiled brightly.
June growled and threw a spear and seven throwing knives at Carter's groin. Carter jumped, clinging to the ceiling and scampering across it to above June, somehow dodging knives, forks, daggers, a dinner plate nad spoons all the way. He smiled, looking down on June.
"…Crap." She stated before being glomp-tackled by the blob.
Carter smiled, and looked her in the eyes before lightly biting her ear and nose. She let a small blush escape despite her trying her hardest not to and then resolved to kill him. He smiled jumped off, clambering up into the rafters and hiding behind a giant shield he put up for exactly this reason.
Will walked in, examined June throwing random assorted weapons at Carter, Simila sitting in a corner snoozing with a forkful of chicken half way to his mouth and Carter drinking coffee behind his shield, and then walked out.
Simila's head then snapped up, finishing his forkful and eating another plateful before passing out in his food again. You see, being 'promoted' was actually being sent to go train with Princess Cassandra's champion. As you can tell, you don't get much sleep.
"JUNE COME ON!" Carter called, glaring at her from around the shield.
Simila's head once again snapped up, "You know I read this book that says when a girl's really embarrassed she'll try to avoid the guy and deny it if she doesn't want to admit it. I also read that cows have eight stomachs from that book. And that they don't like it when people point out that she's staring at the guy she like/hates." Then his head slammed down on his plate, a fork raised to where his mouth once was.
"…"
"…"
"…Is that true now June?" carter grinned deviously.
"Well…I'm screwed." June shrugged and took off running.
Okay, NOW Carter's satisfied for the moment, you will see him appearing in some other stories of mine or at least a version of him! For example, in something about street fighting, he might not have the same parental crap, but he will still be kickass. That being said, hope you enjoyed this short! I also forgot to mention since there were so many but, THANK YOU PEOPLE THAT HAD THIS ON ALERT AND FAV'D it ! I LOVE YOU ALL! No homo. =D Send me ideas and don't forget, READ REVIEW AND most importantly, GIVE ME COOKIES!