5 days later...

"What the hell?" I asked myself, or more so, my body, as I looked in the mirror.

"What? Are you ok?" Vanessa asked me from across my bedroom.

"I'm fat."

"Hang on." She walked over to me and put her hand on my hip. "No, that's not fat. That's just bloat. It'll go away without you trying. Just another part of pregnancy. Now you have a reason to wear your new clothes. Like this." She said, holding up the dark purple metallic T shirt that I'd gotten. She'd suggested that I got it in a size or two bigger than I usually wear, so I got a 5, even though that was 3 sizes bigger.

"Ok, whatever. Being almost 9 weeks pregnant isn't fun."

"Trust me, I know. But in the end it's all worth it." V assured me.

"Hey, come over here."

"What?" She asked as she stood by me. I reached for the bottom of her shirt and tried to yank it up but she pushed my hand away.

"Jenny, what the fuck?"

"Just do it!" I exclaimed.

"Why? Are you trying to rape me?" Vanessa joked, laughing at herself.

"Yes! Of course I'm trying to rape you!" I joked back, wrapping my arms around her shoulders and pretended to try to kiss her. She played back, only seriously. She actually kissed me. Quite intensely too. In the middle of it, Alison laughed from the floor. When she did that, we looked at her, and started laughing, and we fell to the floor laughing. The laughing stopped when she pinned my arms down, sat on my hips, pushed my body down and kissed me again, laughing. In the middle of that one, Eric and Serena walked into my room, but we didn't hear them, and she kept kissing me.

"Ew." Serena said, backing out.

"Shit." Vanessa laughed, sitting up on my hips.

"Eric-" I started apologetically.

"It's fine Jenny, actually, it was sort of hot. Can I just ask what exactly you girls were trying to do? And in front of the baby?"

"Nothing. I just made a joke and we decided to play it out." I explained.

"What were you trying to do with my shirt anyway?" V asked.

"Get off me and I'll show you." As I said that, she stood up and I stood with her and pulled her shirt up to her bra. "Yeah, I can't be sure this way." I said, yanking the shirt over her head.

"Jenny, what are you doing? Are you looking for something, or do you just want to see boobs?" She joked at me again.

"Actually, I sort of am looking for something." I admitted, bending down to look at her stomach.

"I'm just guessing you're looking at how her body looks after she had Alison, but what do I know? I didn't expect to see you two making out when I came in here." Eric rambled.

"And you're right." I told him, standing up again and walking over to him kissing him. "You know me so well."

"I clearly don't. Like I said, I didn't expect to see you kissing another girl." He almost sounded like he liked seeing it.

"Yeah, and I bet you wouldn't think I'd do this." I said as I walked over to Vanessa, kissed her, shoved my hands into her bra, pushed her back onto my bed and sat on her, all while kissing her like they do in porn. I noticed Eric's jaw dropped out of the corner of my eye. I liked surprising him, so I unbuttoned the shirt I was wearing and pulled it off, and when I did, Vanessa played along with me and put her hands in my bra too, and even though my boobs were sore, I didn't stop her.

"Are you two in love or something?" Eric joked.

"Maybe." I joked.

"Maybe not." Eric teased me, as he walked over and kissed me, and when he did, Alison clapped and giggled.

"Ok baby! I'll come kiss you too!" Vanessa baby talked to Alison, jumping over to her, picking her up, and kissing her too.

Eric and I laughed in unison, and as he had his hands on my waist, and mine on his neck, he continued to kiss me. As he did, Vanessa decided to join in, sort of. She sat by our feet and wrapped her arms and legs around our legs.

"Should I even ask why?" Eric asked her, laughing.

"Nope!" She replied, trying not to laugh and hugging our legs harder. Just as we started kissing again, Lily walked in, but the door was open, so she didn't really need to knock.

"Jenny, you have- oh god." She stopped, looking away for a moment. "Please tell me you're not doing what it looks like." She practically begged.

Vanessa fell onto her back and laughed like a maniac. "What does it look like we're doing?" She asked, even though she knew.

"I think you know." Lily told her.

"What do I have?" I asked her, referring to what she'd been saying before she saw us in our lump of glory.

"You have a checkup at the doctors in a little while."

"Um , ok. I'll get ready."

42 minutes later.. In the waiting room..

A nurse came into the waiting room. "Jennifer Humphrey? The doctor is ready for you." As she said that, Lily, Eric and I went into the hallway leading to the exam room. My doctor was there when we got there.

"Eric, could I have you sit over here?" Lily asked him, pointing to a chair on the side of the exam table that I wouldn't be able to see him from the exam table in.

"Why?" I asked her, geniunely curious.

"Today you're getting your first pelvic exam." She replied to me.

"Are you kidding? Please tell me you're kidding." I hoped.

"No, I'm not. What is so bad about a pelvic exam? Actually, you've never had one before, so you can't really answer that."

"Actually, I will. I don't want someone poking around my vagina!" I exclaimed.

"You didn't seem to mind it when you got pregnant."

"Whatever. Let's get this over with."

"I like your attitude." Lily said enthusiastically. "Now, you really need to go to the bathroom and take your clothes off, and put on the robe, she motioned to a robe on the exam table.

I grabbed the robe and stomped to the bathroom across the room. This was gonna be hell. There's no other result.

15 minutes later...

"Ok, Jenny. I see that everything there is alright. You can go put your clothes back on now. Then we can continue with your ultrasound." The doctor promised me.

A few minutes later, I walked out of the bathroom to see the ultrasound machine all set up. Here we go again. I laid down and pulled my shirt up so she could put the gel stuff on my stomach again.

"Eric, if you'd like, you can come over here now." Lily told him, and he came and held my hand as the doctor put the scan thing on my stomach.

"Oh my god." Lily said in awe over the little baby on the screen.

"Jenny, that's beautiful." Eric told me, also in awe.

"Holy shit! It's a person now!" I exclaimed, making everyone in the room laugh, even Lily.