Okay, guys since there are three things I have to announce. One: I suck at both the types of scenes I was given, and if they suck please tell me. Second: As for the confession…Carter kind-of already did it. When he stole June's first kiss…yeah that's his type of confession. And Third: This will contain a random character meeting. I'm going by Shadow for the record.

"Oh God please help me." Carter muttered, glaring at Simila, Halt, Gilan, three nurses, and a very happy Baron that stood behind him.

In front of his stood a simple medical room. Into which June was in. And ironically, his child. He cursed silently as he glanced back quickly. Will came out, smiling and tugged on Carter's shirt.

"Almost, I so call being the awesome uncle who gets stuff for them and tells them stories!" Will said, smiling underneath the doctor's mask he wore.

"…OH…that's lovely Will." Carter said, smiling. Will walked back in, Halt and the Baron following him to see the progress. "…SHIT!" Carter yelled, causing several people to look out rooms at him.

There are three things that I hate. My father, sharks or any fish that can eat me and the final thing…MY children. If kids are half as bad as the father than I'll be dead by next week! Or tomorrow…Carter thought, sweating.

"Carter it's time…"Will paused looking around finding the waiting room empty. Then he looked up and resolved to butcher Carter.

Duct-taped/nailed to the ceiling were, Gilan, Halt, Simila, three nurses, and the receptionist. Will shook his head and walked back inside. June laughed despite being completely loopy from the painkillers Simila had her on.

Will shook his head once again and continued the work.

Hanging upside-down in a chimney somewhere, Carter twitched and shivered as he caught glimpses of the future with small mini-hims chasing him down with swords, bows and arrows, spears, and a fork.

Best I could do and keep it T, sorry if it sucks. I'll try to do better! But I still do think that this is well inside Carter's character!

"Shut up." Carter snapped, glaring at June.

"Don't wanna." June replied, smiling.

Carter growled at her, but didn't say anything. Instead he drifted off to scheming his revenge on his apprentice. He smiled and turned towards her. June leaned as far back as she could in her chair and sweatdropped, grinning nervously.

"I am sooo dead right now." She said, bolting out of the chair and through the door before Carter could say anything.

"JUNE! YOU DAUGHTER OF A MONTH! I'MMA KILL YOU!" Carter shouted, taking off after her, and unlike June, took Smoke.

June glanced by seeing Carter riding a black and grey horse straight at her. She gave something between a yelp and a whimper as she ran faster.

"I am so dead, I am so dead, I am so freakin' dead." She said like a mantra.

She took a right, heading for the forest and hoping to lose Carter in the underbrush and trees. He plan failed epically as Carter stood in the saddle, hopping over branches as Smoke closed in on her, pushing through the thick underbrush like it was nothing.

"…Meep…"June managed as Carter leaped off the speeding horse, tackling her to the ground with a dull thud and a roll.

June coughed, having had the air knocked out of her lungs as she waved away the pollen Carter had brought up. She opened her eyes, having closed them unconsciously during the tumble and found Carter smiling deviously as he pinned her to the forest floor.

"Shiiiittt!" June sang, wishing she was anywhere else than here, even being cooked in an oven!

Carter smiled as he bent down and claimed her lips. She stiffened, surprised. When Carter pulled away he raised an eyebrow at her, his smirk still plastered on his face.

"It's not much of a kiss if you don't kiss back." He said, sticking his tongue out at her.

In return she bit his tongue saying, "Better watch who you point that tongue at." A smile on her face as she rolled Carter over for a kiss of her own.

"I love you June." Carter smiled as her lips closed on his.

"You're a pain in the side Carter, but I love you to." June breathed quietly.

I made this up when I was filling in a hole and laughing so hysterically even CARTER took a step back and raised an eyebrow. Well, these two shorts…

"Hate you son of a monkey crack headed polarized banana brain!" Carter snapped.

"Shut up!" Shadow replied. (Me!)

"Why are we here?" June asked, glaring at me from the rafters.

"Cuz I was bored and didn't feel like writing anything else?" I guessed.

"Can I shot you?" Carter asked.

"Rejected."

"Eat"

"Cannibalistic"

"AM not! I don't think he's even human! I mean look at him! Who has bipolar eyes! They change color I swear to God! They were blue this morning and now they're a greenish!" Carter replied, glaring at June.

"Soooo hunger….." Simila moaned from the corner.

"failure to have chat with Characters…in progress." I sighed, my head slamming down on the table.

"You see people, I have to get Carter up every day (Flip his matress, throw stuff at him till he gets up, bribe him with toast and jelly AND slam his head into the counter until he wakes up.) and then I have to kick him until he gets to the scenes. (Kick kick kick kick, punch, stab, shoot, bribe, growl) And still have to deal with the other two. Although Simila's not that bad…."

"No, you're just a sucky author." Carter stated, about to beat Simila with a wooden chair.

Carter was then pegged with a table and a giant tennis ball.

"Now you see why I hate him." *chair, tables, glasses, drinks, food, sauces, breakfast, bottles, arrows, swords, knives, tacos and other object being throw about head* "Ugh…I hate them soooo much." T^T

"Why?" Carter asked simply as Will walked through the forest with him.

"Cause you need this item." Will replied.

"What's the item?" "Something you'll need to feed, take care of and groom." "Is it a rabbit?" "No." "Bear?" "NO." "A puppet?" "Puppets don't need food." "a living puppet?" "Puppets aren't alive." "Pinocchio was." "That's just a story." "So is the bible, but people still believe in it." "That's because the bible is the words of God. And therefore, cannot be explained." "So why is there a priest or a preacher?" "No spread the words of God and teach them to people." "I thought you said it can't be explained." "I said explained, not taught or spread to others." "But-"

"NO BUTS! JUST SHUT UP AND WALK!" Will finally snapped, wondering how Halt dealt with him.

"Fine." Carter growled, walking until they saw a shabby old man with an older looking barn.

The old man waved, smiling as he greeted Will. Will returned the smile, they exchanged a few words and agreed on something. Will the gestured for Carter to come over and greet him too.

"This is Old Bob, the Ranger horsemen, he's very friendly nad provides us with Ranger horses, like Tug." Will explained.

"…Hey, old man, how old are you?" Carter asked, not really interested before Will knocked him on the back of the head. "Oi! What the hell was that for!" Carter complained, rubbing his head.

"Being rude, now apologize!" Will snapped, glaring at him.

"…Fine… sorry Oji-san" Carter said.

"Oji-san?" Will asked.

"Grandpa or Old man." Carter supplied, smiling.

"How many languages do you know? You were talking in three different languages all of last week and could you please speak so I can understand you?" Will sighed, shaking his head.

Carter grinned, "Hai! Gomen!" Will groaned and facepalmed.

"Well, sorry about that, but can we see if he can get a horse?" Will sighed.

Old Bob nodded, laughing lightly in amusement and fetched a brown horse from the stables. Carter looked at it wearily. Eyeing it from a distance until Will pushed him forward. Carter glared at him for half a second before slowly reaching out to touch the bay.

The bay snorted at his hand and bit it. In return Carter shouted, "You little asshole!" and flip-kicked it in the jaw, with enough force to have it stagger.

Will and Old Bob laughed as he led the horse back in, musing over it's slightly crooked jawbone. He then brought out a black and grey on. Carter glared at it, in response the horse glared back. Carter smiled and reached out to pet him.

The horse leap just out of reach as Carter almost touched it. Will laughed along with Old Bob as Carter chased after the horse. In the end Carter eventually caught it at a turn and climbed up onto it's back. The horse's muscles bunched up and Will smiled.

Carter noticed the stiffened muscles under him and slung on arm around the black horse's neck. It did him no good as he was kicked off. Carter however, stayed balanced and landed on his feet. He sighed and looked at Will for an answer.

"Looks like you figured out already!" Will said, smiling, "You see, each Ranger horse has a password so others can't get on and ride it. Which is why you'll see Ranger's horse's not ties up." Will explained.

"Correct." Old Bob nodded.

"So what's his password?" Carter asked.

"HE, is Smoke, and his password is-"

"Gales Storm." Carter answered.

"Wait, how do you know?" Old Bob asked, confused.

"I remember reading a book when I was four at my sword teacher's house, it was about a legendary set of horses named, Flare, Aqua, Gale, and Lily. Flare's calf was named Smoke, however, Smoke was killed in a storm, summoned by Gale, the horse of the winds. I thought it'd fit." Carter explained.

"Well….You are correct boy." Old Bob said.

"Gales Storm…" Carter muttered.

"Idiot! Say it to the horse, not me!" Will said, laughing.

Carter glared at him before whispering it into Smoke's ear's. A strange light appeared in his eyes as Carter mounted him. Will smiled as Carter rode around him at a fast gallop on Smoke.

"Apprentices never learn." Will muttered, remembering his days as one.

Okay, hope you enjoyed, the chat thing was kind of random, but I hope u found it funny and like I said, I'd be doing shorts on Carter's apprentice days every set! Now ONE RULE! I will not update until I have at least four review ideas! I will only supply one! (other than the apprentice things) and there will be five each set! (including the apprentice things!) Now, KILL ME WITH IDEAS! OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A GIANT TENNIS BALL LIKE I DID CARTER!