Please note that when I say anything threatening w/ Carter in it, it probably isn't true…he's sort of on a leash right now… tried to escape through a window… off the sixth floor…Yeah…Anywho! That you for the ideas and reviews! Also, the two people that are giving me ideas, you people are very nice and awesome!

"I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!" A certain partially insane twenty five year old said as he was chased by a three year old, and a four year old. I just HAD to show them dad's weapon collection DIDN'T I DAMMIT!

The mother of these laughed and yawned as she slept on the roof of the house. She grinned at the kids.

The small children then tackled him and sat on his back as he squirmed. He laughed, flailing about smiling too. Then he caught sight of Will walking down the hill towards him, holding a stack of reports. His eyes widened and in a split-second he was sprinting into the woods, two small children clinging to his cloak screaming with glee.

The mother laughed and got u from her chair, walking up to Will. She accepted the papers with some distaste before inviting him over for tea.

"Thank you June." Will said smiling.

"You're welcome Will. So how's your child?" June inquired, smiling.

Will's face slightly fell, "As happy and loud as a five year old girl can get." He said.

"Try three kids, two of them being boys nad the oldest being a girl. I think I', gonna get strangled one of these days." Carter said, popping out from the roof.

Two of said kids came swinging over on their dad's cloak. Carter gagged as his oxygen supply was cut off as his kids suffocated him. June and Will laughed as the final one jumped over the edge. It was the girl, she sailed through the air, graceful as a swam and about as coordinated as a duck as she fell head over heels straight into Will.

"Ow." Will said, groaning.

"Help mee…." Carter rasped, as the boys swung from his cloak.

Okay. I. Hated. That. For some really weird reason. I just don't think I can get June's personality to fit! And I rewrote this at least twice! Ugh. Oh well, hope you enjoyed!

"So how's your training going June?" Aaron asked, smiling as he caught June on the way to target practice.

"good, I guess. As good as it can go with my idiot master around." June sighed.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" June heard from across the camp in direction of the mess hall.

"He's insane." Aaron muttered.

"Agreed." June nodded.

"I second that motion." Will said, appearing out of nowhere.

"As do I!" Gilan stated, rising out of the ground.

"And I." Halt said, peeking out from behind a tent.

"Me too!" Carter said, smiling as he walked up with a mouth full of toast.

"You do realize we're talking about you being insane right?" Will asked.

"Yup!" Carter said, smiling as he massaged his toast-filled cheeks.

"GET HIM!" Gilan shouted, and immediately a squad of Ranger's appeared and tackled Carter.

"I will take my name to my grave!" Carter shouted, going under.

"Well…at least now we know to what extent he's insane to." Aaron said, blinking.

June nodded, watching Carter run around the camp with twenty Rangers on his heels as they tired to fine his name.

Carter gave a moan from the chair, holding his head. June was smiling as she sat in a chair, sipping coffee loudly and tapping her foot. Carter gave a quiet moan and rolled over as he cradled his head.

Will yawned, walking in as he observed the scene. He shrugged, boiling a new pot of coffee and serving himself. All the while Carter moaned and groaned at the slightest sound. Will raised an eyebrow and creaked a chair.

Carter gave a start as the creak lasted a few seconds. June smiled and sipped her coffee. Carter gave a groan and buried his head in the cushion. Finally Will couldn't stand not knowing any longer.

"Okay what's wrong with Carter? Is he sick or something?" Will asked.

"NO. He just was wearing a helmet and Simila came up and slammed a metal rod against it. Now Carter has a giant headache and I like torturing him!" June shouted.

Will nodded, now understanding. Then he walked into the kitchen and started rummaging through the cabinets. June raised an eyebrow until Will pulled out two frying pans. Then he walked up behind the writhing Carter and smiled deviously. Mr. Golden Rabbit stood by, smiling along with him.

The frying pan slapped together, the clear nad lasting sound ringing through out the house. Carter sat up, his mouth wide and eyes unfocused as his head tried to compute the sound. Eventually he just collapsed on the chair, mouth still open.

"Will…you broke him." June stated, poking him with a random twig.

"….Oops…Go get Simila."

"Why?"

"Because he's my best friend and best friends help you hide bodies. Friends just help you hide food in prison… Go get him…"

"No."

"Come on! It's a shooting range!" Will complained, glaring at Carter.

"SO? I just don't feel like it. Can I have some coffee instead?" Carter asked, unconcerned.

"It's a Gathering! Just do the freaking test! Then I'll get you the biggest cup of coffee you've ever drank! Just do it!" Will growled.

"Fine." Carter sighed, walking up to the range and joining the other apprentices. The trainer then gave the issue to fire.

"Hey, can I borrow an arrow?" Carter asked another apprentice.

"No, I'm using mine, didn't you bring your own?" He replied, continuing firing.

"Duh, I just ran out. See." Carter stated, pointing down the range where nine arrows were split down the middle with a tenth hanging from one of the broken shafts.

"Ummmm…" the apprentice mumbled, his arrow dropping off the string.

"Thanks." Carter said, picking it up and snapping off a shot without even looking.

The arrow sheared through the tenth's shaft, leaving almost a branch looking design on the target. Carter smiled at his handiwork and yawned, sitting down on the range for a nap. Will and several other people gawked at him as he drifted off into snoozeland.

"Carter, do the stealth test next!" Will pleaded.

"What'll you give me?" Carter replied, sucking on the straw of a three foot high coffee cup that was at least a foot wide in diameter.

"Umm… a giant piece of jelly toast?" Will proposed.

"Fine." Carter shrugged.

A minute later Carter was lounging on the branch beside the shooter, still sipping his giant cup of coffee. The shooter had stopped and begun wondering how the hell Carter got there so fast and were he came from. And how he got a giant coffee cup without him noticing!

"What? I got thirsty." Carter stated, chugging down the liquid, smiling as Will began to look for the world's biggest slice of bread or toast.

"I'mma go void my bowels of the crap you just scared out of me…" The shooter stated, getting down off the tree wide eyed and waddling.

"…holy crap." Crowley said, dropping his pen.

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