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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. {Spray paint isn't for hair. Spray paint is for walls and chairs and things. There's hair spray for hair.} In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood {Okay, people drink milk with cereal, I guess I get this…}. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. "Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. {Just him. Not any of the other presumably English people.} He looked exactly like Joel Madden {No he doesn't} He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko {you thought of that, I did not!} "I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice
"That's all right. What's your name?" I asked.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he said.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. {So he's not a real vampire, when Ebony is?}
"Well, I am a vampire." I said.
"Really?" he said
"Yeah." I roared.
{And you're gonna hear her roar (for about 37 more chapters!)} We sat down to talk for a while {about nothing} Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.