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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared. {But secretly we wanted to screw each other again.}
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time. {We saw it twice!}
He laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged. {Don't you laugh.}
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) {But they don't think you're hot. That's kind of what gay means.}
"It's okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… {He took off his clothes and we started screwing!} suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!"
It was… {Who could it be?} Voldemort!