AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. {During which time I thought nothing about considering therapy. She's clearly doing this for attention.} PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. {This should have been at the start of the fic, sweetcakes!}
We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps! { blinded by the light… something something something over in the night, blinded by the light }" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) {This matters why? He dies in two paragraphs anyway.}
"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. {She had a knife?}
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly. {Ah, murderer's regret.}
"Snaketail what art thou doing? {Honey, I'm home!}" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us {Now I'm totally picturing him as a Fifties housewife}. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. {Then I busted into tears again.}
{"NO!"} "Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco. {And you two are about to do it.}
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me {He's apparently supposed to be Cedric}. Vampire likes me {and you like him back: while Draco was away you two totally did it in the stables} and now even Snaketail is in love with me {he's dead.}! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob {YES SHE IS.} or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. {But how could Ebony turn down an opportunity to screw Draco?}