Title: The Stacked Pack

Genre: general consensus on TR was humor ;)

Rating: T

Pairing: Bella/pack, with Sam/Leah/Jacob

Words: 500

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Prompt: picture of a stack of pancakes

AN: Yeah, this is one of those where you're probably gonna shake your head and think WTF? You got that from this picture? Oh well. I was in a poly mood. In this world Leah, Jake and Sam are together, and Bella is with the rest of the pack. Because… poly.

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The Stacked Pack

"Bells? Everything okay in here?" The alphas' mate tried to hide her smile as she watched the smaller girl stomp around the pack kitchen, slamming ingredients around. Being the sole human surrounded by supernatural beings still hadn't gotten any easier for her.

"Great, Leah. Just great. Everything's...great." Bella bit the words out harshly, though Leah took no personal offense to her ire. She'd seen the wolves escape with their tails between their legs just moments earlier and knew Bella must really be in a mood to run them all off at once.

With patience the she-wolf reserved just for Bella, Leah settled herself at the bar and watched her finish cooking a wolf-sized stack of pancakes

"What did they do this time?" Leah knew she was taking a risk, but she also knew the pack's little female needed someone else to vent to. Leah honestly wasn't sure how Bella handled it—Sam and Jake were bad enough on their own.

She couldn't even imagine what the younger girl had to deal with corralling all seven of the others. Even though Collin and Brady weren't allowed in her bed yet, she still had a weighty emotional connection with the whole pack.

The scent of tears had Leah reaching over to pat Bella's hand in sympathy. "It's just these damn hormones," she sniffled, pulling her hand away from Leah to reach down and rub absently at her swollen belly. "The boys just don't understand."

At Leah's gentle urging, Bella went on to explain as she set about buttering her pancakes. "I just want them all so much right now! I want to stack them all up and just… just… lick them or something."

The wolves outside perked their ears up as she mentioned their names, stacking her pancakes as she went. "Poor Paul tries his best to keep me satisfied, and he doesn't mind sharing with Jared. But I also want Embry and Quil." Two more pancakes joined the others.

"Mmmm, and Seth…" She licked her lips as she lined up another thick pancake, squirming a bit as she rubbed her thighs together. Leah shifted uncomfortably at the mention of her little brother, but the wolves outside were panting as they listened.

"I'm so bad right now I'd even take the boys! Like Collin and Brady need a crazy pregnant woman stealing their virginity." The wolves in question stared in awe at the idea that Bella finally saw them as something other than the pack puppies.

Typically, Bella's mood shifted abruptly as she doused the stack with syrup and picked up her utensils with an irritated growl. "But then they come in here with their muddy feet and another torn pair of shorts and I could just—ugh!"

Ten wolves flinched in unison as she brought her knife down and sliced straight through the carefully-stacked pancakes, carving out a huge bite. Seeing the grimace on Leah's face, Bella covered her mouth and pushed the plate over.

"Oh, sorry Leah! Did you want some?"