AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese! {Britney? Sounds like you took advice… from a prep! (Evil music and thunderclaps)}

We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. {I'm telling you, ripped fishnets are a bad idea.} Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers! {Performing their number one hit, "Shjit upp preps!"}

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" {But really, there's nothing you like better than listening to MCR and screwing Draco. It's all you do.}

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. {YES. YES THEY DO.}

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice. {Ah, the old oxymoron…}

"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." {You mean a prostitute or a Jeep Escort?}

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?" {I hate to break it to you, hon, but most of your goffic bands are fairly mainstream.}

"NO." he muttered loudly. {Oxymorons rule!}

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! {Well, if you really love a band, you tend to know most of the songs, not just the singles.}

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. {Where we started screwing.}

B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) {Thanks, Britney the prep!}

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. {I'm honestly disappointed that, even while it's said that Ebony is bi, she doesn't actually do anything with any girls, especially when I can smell the UST between Tara and Raven. Come on, Egogy, make out with B'loody Mary! Would Draco lie about you?} We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said. {So, how long did this take to watch several goffic movies? The Nightmare Before Christmas is about an hour and a half, so… wait a second, what time of day is this?}

"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." {Or worse, expelled.}

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. {If only that meant Ebony shut herself up.}

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." {Who's Eva?}

B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping." {She sounds so goffic right there.}

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde. {And then the people at Hot Topic took her card away to keep Ebony from ever coming back.}

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" {In canon, yes.}

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all." {Are there any normal people clothes stores in that town?}

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me. {Or me! Wouldn't it be wonderful if she ended the fic right here and now?}

"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms." {Wait, brooms?}

"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly. {Was Raven in charge of catching oxymorons?}

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go." {You're not mad that Dumblydore is a prep or a poser?}

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE {ain't it sad?} and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."

"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked. {I thought anything less than a real goff was a poser.}

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera." {You have no idea.}

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. {Coming out of where? The slit?}

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said. {Because I don't like looking at that wacky dress. Get it away from me.}

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary. {Kiss already! Please!}

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked. {It already happened! Remember Voldemort and da Death Deelers?!}

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?" {I'm Tom TARA Rid.}

"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight." { I'm not talking 'bout moving in… }

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" {It's urgent! Draco wants to screw you!}