Chapter 24.

AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 {You're right. I am jealous that I can't write as bad as you can.} raven fagz 4 di help!

Well we had Deviation {Well you are deviant.} next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.

"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's da coolest fucking teacher ever. {Guys there's a teacher Ebony/Tara likes! This is news!} She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b'loody mry get along grate) She's really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace {How do you put lace on leather?} and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. {Emily the Strange's bodybuilder alter-ego.} I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.

"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik?"

"Yeah." I answered. All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. {Well you talk about it all the time, so it would be weird if they didn't know what HT was.} I gave them the middle finger. "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"

"Ho about now?" she asked.

"OK." I said.

"OK class fucking dismissed every1." Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. "Except for you Britney." she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. "Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3." {Which involves turning a goffic Mary Sue bitch into a bug that you can squish.}

"OK I'm having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco gong 2 die. {That wasn't in quotes.}

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball {Wait, is that a bad goffic pun (Crypt)? Where's geddit?} to lock in. I looked at it.

"What do you c?" she asked.

"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram." {That's good!}

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes. {I called my Congressman and he gave me some special Congress shoes! Only da real Senators get to wear these.}

"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Proffesor Sinister.

"Bye bitch." I said waving. {I wonder what would happen if I said that to one of my female teachers – better not. Maybe to one of my close friends one day, I'll just be like "Bye bitch!" to everyone.}

I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited. {Then I realized we were all in a giant zoo for aliens to watch and gather information about sucky fanfic.}