Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, I would be rich.

Ashley's P.O.V

Raeden helped me out the room, there I saw Kakuzu that bastard. Raeden held me back while I tried to pounce on Kakuzu walking past , " Kakuzu, YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU MONEY GRUBBING EVIL-"

"Woah Kakuzu, is that your fucking baby mama?" Hidan said walking behind him.

"IF I WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING BABY MOMA HE WOULD BE PAYING MY $5,000 FOR FUCKING CHILD SUPPORT!" I said as Raeden Held my waist back.

"$5,000? Bitch, not on your life, I'll kill you first." Kakuzu said glaring at me, and we were having the most terrifying glare off in freaking history.

"What the hell is going on here, un?" Deidara said walking past as well.

"KEEP WALKIN' BLONDIE!" I said,

"Ashley come down DAMMIT!" Raeden said obviously not calming me down, "YOU SAID YOU WERE COOL WITH IT!"

"WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW ME BY NOW, I LIE!" I said,

Itachi walked passed, stopped, stared, sighed, and walked away. Sasori pulled a pissed off Deidara by his hair to get him out of the bral. Kisame watched in amusement, and Pein and Konan watch thru the crack of the door.

I guess Pein gave them orders not to kill us, because if not, Kakuzu would have killed me already for even mentioning him paying me. But I finally calmed down when Raeden softly patted my head and started singing the only song that does calm me down, 'I hate you, you hate me, but lets team up and kill Barney, with a knife to his neck and a gun to his head, and we wont stop till Barney's dead.' witch she sang while I twitched... (Cobi and Alaena were there, Only God knows why.)

After I calmed down, Pein came out of nowhere, "It's settled, Ashley and the blond fool, will be looked after by Kakuzu and Hidan!" then in two seconds he closed his office doors.

"He's really devious," Raeden said, "I like him."

"I know." Pein said opening his wooden doors again...out of nowhere. "Oh, Kakuzu and Hidan, show Ashley and Alame...whats her face, to their room. And Sasori, Deidara, show Raeden and the Sasori look alike to their rooms...now all of you...get out."

"But Where not even in your office, patato!" said an anonymous whining voice, (*cough* Cobi *cough) Which was followed by numerous 'What the hells'. Cobi was nowhere to be found so we all looked at Sasori.

At first Sasori didn't notice but when he did, he glared, and when he glared, we backed away slowly.

We (me and Alaena) were escorted by Hidan and Kakuzu to our rooms.

Alaena turned to say thank you, but was cut off by Kakuzu when he slammed the door shut.

"How rude!"Alaena said to me unaware of the fact that I don't care.

2 minutes later I left the room, (-_- bored out of my mind) and walked down the hallway.

"Well,well,well, look who we got here", said a strangely familiar voice "looks like I hit the jackpot."

It was non-other than the perverted Hidan. I liked it (not him, I meant the perverted... forget it)

"What are you doing out of your damn room?" Hidan said glaring at me, I could tell he wanted something from me.

I just glared at him. "What do you want Hidan?"

"Whoa, big shot, I just want a fucking answer." Hidan said smiling at me.

"Okay, then I was bored, so I decided to take a walk" I answered as I got closer to him "what about you, why are you out here, all alone?

"Oh, nothing just...nothing." he smirked,

I glared at him, really really hard,so hard you would just die if you looked me in the eyes.(Lucky Hidan,for you people that don't know what I mean, he's immortal.) "What are you laughing at you ...sadistic, hot, immortal...I said too much I'm going back to my room now." I said glaring and turning around,

"Well, thanks for the complement,sexy, non-immortal,fine...why don't you sleep in my room? (let me let you know he was holding my waist and my unmentionables)

"I'm sorry you have been disconnected please try again later." I said removing his hands and walked...ok ran away. But, I knew Hidan wouldn't give up,cause when he wants something, he won't stop til he got it,or til Kakuzu knocks him on the head.

I walked into my my room to find Alaena still thinking...Pah ha ha ha ha! Thats the first, anyway, before that she told me I shouldn't go for a walk, and I replied with saying " Who is bad enough to stop me?" and she hasn't come up with a good answer yet.

"Ummmm~ Tobi?"

"Think harder."

"Ummmmmmmmm~"

"Stop before you hurt yourself."

"Okay, I didn't wanna do that all night." Alaena said smiling,

"You better think about it in your sleep." -_-

"AWWW~"

"Good night."

"Get up." Kakuzu said bursting into our room.

"What for?"

"Time to assess you." he replied to me.

"Okay."

"Wow, Ashley, I thought you and Kakuzu would be at each others throats after yesterday." Alaena asked,

"No actually we had a good discussion about it last night over milk talk." I answered politely

"Wow~ wait milk talk, and you had one without me?"

"Back off bitch he's my milk buddy." I said glaring at her,

"Aww~ Hey Hidan would you like to be my milk buddy?"

" Sure, we can do it tonight." Hidan said devilishly smirking,

" Theres no more milk." Kakuzu said bluntly

"Don't worry I'll make it by scratch." (A/N:Neo: PAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA :x )

"Alaena, don't do it." I said quickly processing what Hidan meant.

"But then you would have to milk a cow, process it, send it to a food store and thats where Ashley spanks my hand if put anything over expensive in the cart-"

"Damn right!" Kakuzu and I said, cutting her off..."But continue."

" But the hardest part of all of that is...where are you gonna find a cow?" she asked

" Have fun with your new milk buddy Hidan." I said smirking,

"Ohh, shut the fuck up."

So we were outside the base which overlooked a forest and a brook...really peaceful...damn right boring.

"So here's your assignment I want you two to go to one of the most wealthiest farmers market, which is owned by one greedy motherfucker and steall 1 million yen." Kakuzu said

"Okay but I want 50%." I said,

"10"

"20 take it or leave it."

"Deal."

"Okay." An we were off the vilage of the grass, there was the village where the farmers market was. It was pretty easy finding the building where the head stayed and kept his money...especially with the sign on top of it. We went in. Kakuzu gave us some regular clothes (well in this universe) so we don't stand out and jack up the job.

I wore a long sleeve fishnet shirt and bottom, with a purple fitted dress over it with a black band belt like thing. And a pair of regular ninja like shoes...i could have done better.

Alaena had on a long white sleeved shirt with a pink shirt over it. At the bottom she had on a pink skirt right above her knee that matched her shirt and white tights that were slightly longer than her skirt was. And the exact shoes...which was because they were two for one half off and me nor Kakuzu could resist.

So we made it passed the entrance door, and just kept walking looking really casual. But out of the 25 floors of the building we were stopped on the...2nd? Yup, the 2nd.

"Hey, what are you doing up here?" A guard asked,

" Sorry, we were just here to see our father. He's the owner of the building...didn't you know?" I answered.

"But the owner is a woman."

...shit

Peri: Well I guess you realize that Ashley is actually my personal put into an oc. Raeden-Neo, Cobi-Light...and Alaena is actually portrayed as our close friend, who we will only make known as Ari...shes gonna help too, but still.

Neo: Yeah, Peri and I made up this chap...the milk buddy idea was mine...which made me wanna have a milk buddy :(...does anyone wanna become my milk buddy? come on please~~~~~~

Ari: I willlllll~

Neo: No -.-

Ari: :(

Neo: Okay~

Ari: Yay!

Light: Review or you'll have Hidan as a milk buddy XD ... POTATO (Disappears) REVIEW!