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Chapter 5: JUMP!

Alaena's P.O.V

Recap:

So we made it passed the entrance door, and just kept walking looking really casual. But out of the 25 floors of the building we were stopped on the 2nd.

"Hey, what are you doing up here?" A guard asked,

" Sorry, we were just here to see our father. He's the owner of the building...didn't you know?" Ashley answered.

"But the owner is a woman."

"Well... that's what he wants you to think." Ashley said.

"...Wait, that means that I...wait, so I..." cried the guard who ran into an utility closet to, mm, I don't know, vomit?

So we made it up to the 5th stair way...6th,15th, 22nd, 24th, we were right in the clear until, another guard, and again, this guard asked, why we were up there.

"We came to see our mother, um, she is the owner of this place." I said to the guard.

"Wow, the boss actually has children...she always seemed like a "he" to me." he said totally unaware of the last part. "well don't let me stop you, go on ahead."

"Don't have to tell me twice." Ashley said running up another flight of stairs, me following close behind her.

We got up to the 25th floor. It was really classy too, the whole floor was filled with glasses and crystals and other bogus, and completely boring stuff. Ashley admired it for 2 seconds, and then next thing you know, she's bursting into the room with the biggest doors on the floor. No one was around.

When she got it opened, we sprinted into the empty, business room. We saw nothing like a volt that contains money or something like that...well, let me rephrase that: I didn't see anything like that. But you could swear think Ashley's nose can sniff out money, like a shark in the water... near 21 bleeding people.

She saw a black box under the desk along the window. And when she opened it, about 50 million yen was in it...and I guess Ashley was feeling really generous that day, she only toke about, 10. But right before she was able to put the box back, the door swung open. It was a women. She looked at us, and it toke her 53 seconds to realize what we were doing.

"Wow, she is really slow...you are probably her daughter." Ashley said bluntly...and rudely!

She screamed for security, and then Ashley grabbed my hand and pulled me to the window. I could hear the guards running up. Ashley then, kicked the glass window that lead to a 25 story drop.

"Alaena, you see that hay carried in the back of the horse, coming this way?" Ashley asked as we both moved to the edge.

"Um, yeah, so what are we gonna do?" I asked,

"Two options, we either stay or get captured or jump and pray that we make they hay in the truck."

"And what would happen if we missed?"

"Then Alaena and Ashley go bye bye." Ashley said answering my question.

The truck was a really large truck, but there was a chance that this plan might fail... and there was a chance that Ashley would lose her money... So we jumped on account of three. Ashley started "1-2-3!" And we jumped (I was pushed) and by the grace of God we made it. The carriage stopped about a minute after to see what was the noise. We were in front of a little forest around that time...and the driver looked really pissed, I mean I saw him before I ducked. He got a pitch fork and started jabbing the hay and one of the jabs hit my leg.

I believe when he saw the hay turn red, his face turned red from anger... He started digging in it with his hands, and when I felt his hand in front of my face...I did what I usually did in that type of situation... I bit it.

He started screaming and cussing and then pulled me by my hair until he could see me...but I wasn't letting go of this muther f- sorry...I forgot...I don't curse...

Ashley got out of the truck slowly, and unnoticed- scratch that he saw her... AIN'T THIS ABOUT A LOAD OF- but she put the money on the ground and sense I had the guys hand still (while he had my hair) she grabbed him by his hair, and bashed it against the wood of the wagon ..about 6 times, until she knew he wouldn't be waking up soon.

"Are you alright?" Ashley asked,

"No, my caff is bleeding." I answered,

"Okay just stay in the hay, and raise your leg up on the wood." She said as she went to pick up the money, "Hold this, hopefully I can still control a horse." She finished, glaring at the thought of Pony Pal camp.

She went in the front of the wagon, and it started moving, I guess she did remember Pony Pal camp...which she probably hated. Hey when a girl is chased by a horse, and is forced to even go to a camp, you'll probably hate it as well.

We stopped in the back of this place, probably where Kakuzu told Ashley to meet them. And i was right, they were both there just drinking and talking about some stuff...all i heard was "Kill, money, Blood, bitches...Etc"

"Hey." Ashley said to them as she walked in. She helped me limp there, and allot of people were drunk at that time so no one noticed the limping me.

"Where's the money?" Kakuzu asked,

"Its right here." Ashley answered,

"...Good, now, what happened." Oh now he asks, selfish troll.

"We got the money, ran, well jumped from security, ended up in a hay truck, Alaena got stabbed in her shin, she bit the guy, I bashed his head in, then I drove a horse, and now I'm talkin' to you." Ashley awnsered Kakuzu.

"Ha, it must of been fun bashing that muther fucker's head in, huh? I know from experience. You bitches aint gat shit on me." Hidan said smirking.

"Do you want to be my 32nd? Cause that guy was my 31st." Ashley said glaring

"That's if you can catch me." Hidan said showing off his devilish smirk again...but Ashley just slid into the chair with me following her.

"Sorry I don't chase little pussies like you, leave that for a slutty bitch."

"You got a really smart ass mouth for a lil' bitch who's not even a ninja alright, I like hoe's like that."

"Well I like men with brains, money, good looks, and a big dick, and quite frankly ..you don't have any of that." Well brains, maybe not, money...I doubt it, good looks...yes, and a big D ... i believe its big... don't judge.

"Who the fuck do you think your talking to, you broke, dumb, puny, bitch?" Hidan replied to Ashley...broke, heck naw, puny...maybe, dumb, I doubt that...bitch...I can relate to that.

"Who are you calling dumb, you fake god worshiping, jack ass?"

"Fake god, my god is not fucking fake you bitch, I'll rip your muther fucking throat out." Hidan said clarely pissed now.

"Mines is real, and yours is bullshit." Ashley said also fairly pissed

"Bitch!"

...Oh~~ its about to go downnnn.

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