Disclaimer: Light: man we DO NOT OWN NARUTO! damn, but it would be cool -.-

Chapter 6: Shorty can Fight

Raeden's P.O.V

Deidara and Sasori left Cobi and I starving and I have no Idea where Tobi is, but all I know is, is that Deidara has the money. So I decided to go looking around the village. Its quite small to others I watched on Naruto so i guessed it was gonna be easy.

~3 hours later~

*crying* Eh heh, eh heh, eh heh~ I'm hungry~ It wasn't easy at all. You can't leave a black person with no food for 6 whole hours. That's why we always grumpy some times too.

So I checked in almost every place, and as soon as I was about to return to the inn..for the seventh time... I saw a long blonde haired guy in a club from the out side. I was walking towards the entrance but,

"Where you goin' lil' Missy?" The clubs bouncer asked,

"I'm going into the club, duh~" I said trying to make my way threw.

"Nope."

"Why not, this place is so not classy enough to be a private place anyway." I said a little above a whisper.

"Your to young, you have to be 18 to enter." he said glaring at me, "now beat it."

"Wow, you have to be 21 in America, * mumbles* even though that never stopped me...wait, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, *smiles* Sir, I am 18." I said.

"18? You look more like a 14 year old to me, maybe even 13." he said squinting "But...If you say so, I don't get paid enough here anyway."

"...Good luck with that." So I walked in. I saw Deidara sitting with this girl (more like her sitting on his lap). "Deidara!"I shouted to get his attention, he looked up squinting.

"Raeden? What the hell are you doin' in here?" He asked in a slurred voice...he was obviously drunk.

"Who's this lil' girl, is she like your little sister or something?" The brown haired girl who was sitting on him asked.

" The fuck? Who the fuck you calling a little girl. I'm 18, and I'm not Deidara's sister." I replied,

"Well then get the fuck, bitch. As you can see, Deidara's busy right now." She said glaring at me, then moving into Deidara for a kiss. I looked at Deidara, and all he did was raise his eye brow. It was a mixture of 'Are you going to take that, and, go ahead'

"...Who the fuck you think you talkin' to?" I said glaring at the bitch,

"You, you whore, I never stuttered." She said getting up. She was about a foot taller then me, and her heels didn't help either. But I could take this bitch down in a second.

"Bitch you maybe 2 feet taller then me but i'll beat you five feet down. I'm from Miami bitch, I'll beat you 305 times in fives seconds bitch." I said looking up to her.

"Oh yeah?" She said, (I don't even think she knows what I'm talking about...*shruggs* Oh well) and then she drew her head back, and the nasty bitch spat on. me.

"OH FUCK NO!" I said as I punched her in her stomach, then I grabbed her hair to pull her down to my size, and then I started punching her in her head. She was trying to pull my hair and throw some back, but before she could even try, this little bitch (me) threw her back onto the couch.

"Well Deidara... back to you." I said, and everyone who was watching, mostly everyone in the bar, looked at him to see if I was about to lash out on him. But I knew better, he looked at me and I bet he was thinking on how a non-ninja girl can bet up someone like that...well, more like, 'I bet she would become a good ninja if she had some training'...but anyway,

"Yeah-Yeah un, lets go." He said getting up and leading me out the door by pulling my arm.

We just walked back to the inn, then I realized he still had my arm. But when I jerked it back, he pulled it harder. I glared at him. "Let. My arm. Go."

He didn't say anything he just squeezed it harder...so I just went with it. Not. "Listen, I said let me arm go." I said as I turned and tried to knee him in his privates, but he blocked it and and ended up putting my arm behind my head.

"Feisty, I like that, un." He said as he moved my arm further.

"I'm double jointed bitch!" I said as I turned the rest of my body around and push myself away and then ran like hell back to the inn. I'm a 100, and 800 runner, anything between that or above...I'm dead. But the inn was probably a run 100 meter dash anyway, but damn...he was fast. Caught me and then pulled me into this ally way. He pushed me onto the wall, and pinned me down in a really~ sexual manner.

"Mh, You have skill, un, but not even good enough to out run me." He said smirking,

"Let go of me...AND GIVE BE FOOD!" I yelled at him, That made his smirk look more devilish.

"I wonder," Probably ignoring me "If that's not the only skill you have." he said seductively said in my ear.

"Wait, um, I'll pretend you mean cooking, but anyway, PUT ME DOWN!" I yelled in frustration ..."I mean ...LET ME GO!" I said. His face suddenly turned dark and then he grabbed my hand and lead m too the hotel.

"You've got a big mouth, I'll break that, un."

"Yeah, we'll see about that." I mumbled, but as soon as that came out of my mouth he squeezed my arm again...so from there to the hotel...I continue to shut me ass up.

We entered the hotel room, "Hey Raeden~" Cobi said eating a dango. "Where were you guys?" He asked me, but I ignored him, and I went and sat next to Sasori on the inn's couch. Yes, I believe h was finished gathering his...puppets.

"Whats the matter?" Sasori turned and asked us,

"Just a little miss understanding, un." Deidara said still in the door way.

"It was a misunderstanding alright." I mumbled looking down.

"Tobi doesn't think it was a misunderstanding now." Tobi said also eating a dango.

"Raeden would have been eating now." Cobi said practically agreeing with Cobi.

"Ohhh~ shut up."

Neo: Yay! chap six down and out of the way

Peri: Yip, I'm gonna try and post chap 7 on sunday

Light:...Its rude to tell my character shut up...

Ari: Anyway *while everyone starts to argue, most likely fight* REVIEW~