AN: Well... it's... short. Very short. I'm trying to get back in the swing of things. School is out, i'm competing in a local singing competition, and life is kinda just relaxed now. But this is still very short and I have writer's block. So yeah. The prompt was given to me by nightflightthehero. I hope you like it despite its small size. I challenged myself this time by making it entirely dialogue. I think it's fun, because I feel it allows the reader to really imagine the scene in their heads and everybody is slightly different~~~ Read, review, enjoy!

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"You're an idiot."

"Well, at least I'm an idiot with manners!"

"No, you don't even have that. You're just an idiot who is very loud, attracts unwanted paranormal attention, and breaks her right leg by getting locked in a closet and attempting to kick the door down."

"Well, how was I supposed to know that I was gonna slip and land wrong?"

"Oh, I don't know- I mean, obviously wet floor signs apparently serve no cautionary purpose at all an-"

"I get it. Shut up. Anyways, this is kinda gonna be maaaybe an itty bitty... problem. Possibly. I thin-"

"Stop stalling."

"Right. Sorry. So the thing is, uh, well, because of being in the hospital, I'm currently late with paying the rent to my landlord, and then combined with the hospital bill... um... how do I say this?"

"Don't try to use more words than you know. That can't be healthy."

"Why, you little-!"

"So what you're trying to say is that you're currently broke and need your paycheck early."

"Oh, come on! Don't give me that look!"

"I'm not giving you a look. I'm simply being my attractive self as usual."

"You're an asshole."

"And I thought you said you had manners."

"I do! You're just that infuriating. I can't believe you call yourself a respectable member of society."

"Getting back on the topic, I'll pay your hospital bill, even though your injury was not caused by any supernatural phenomena. However, there is a caveat."

"A what?"

"Sorry. I momentarily forgot that you have the intelligence of a goldfish. There's a catch."

"And what would that be, Mr. High-and-Mighty?"

"You are to stay with Lin and I while you are recovering. I honestly don't trust you to be alone with a broken leg."

"...I'm... what?! Hey! Get back here! I'm not done with you, jerk!"

"Oh, by the way- the door wasn't even locked. It was just stuck."

"WHAT?!"

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