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A/N: Light: School started so we'll most likely update on the week ends. But anyway, enjoy~

Chapter 8: Who's paying?

Cobi's P.O.V

Recap: So after Raeden and Deidara came back from, where ever they were, everyone decided we should head back to the hide out. I called Ashley to see if she had her cell, and she did, but she (aka:the she devil) hung up on me. Raeden called Alaena and it turned out the village was about 30 minutes away from where they were.

We followed Alaena's instructions and in no time we were there. What shock

"...Hey, whats up?" Ashley greeted,

"Ain't nothang but a chicken wang~" I said,

"...Don't ever do that...but speaking of chicken, I'm starving." Raeden said taking her seat next to Alaena, followed by Sasori...well the seating were Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Ashley, Alaena, Raeden, Me then Deidara.

"I offered you a dango already." I replied,

"I was upset, you know I don't eat when I'm upset, I through things." Raeden reminded me,

"Anyway, OH MY GOD ALAENA WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG~!" I shouted,

"Alaena got stabbed in her shin."

"Well we can see that." Raeden said while scanning the bar for some food.

"Okay, she was stabbed with a pitch fork." Ashley said rolling her eyes,

"Tobi wants to know why Alaena-chans leg is bleeding." Tobi said,

"She just told you, you ass, un." Deidara said getting annoyed,

"Aye, AYE BAR TENDER~" Raeden yelled across the bar, a female bar tender came over,

"Yes, how can I help you guys?"

"Yeah, um, what can a n***a do to get some food around here."

"RAEDEN!" I shouted,

"What?"

"Don't use that word...they might not know what that means." I answered her.

"What? Every word I said was normal." Raeden mono-toned,

"The 'n' word" Ashley said,

"But the Boondocks uses it all the time too, including you Cobi...its just that normal. Sorry...Force of habbit." Raeden said,

"Well maybe in Miami. But not here." Ashley said, "And its normal for us cause we black." Well, that really doesn't count for us now sense, Raeden was still tanned but had white hair and blue eyes, Alaena's blond now, Ashley looked like ...Ashley...hm, and I looked like Sasori, anyway.

"Anyway~ do you guys sell food?" Raeden asked the bar tender, who was a little confused,

"Um, no, just drinks, but there's a roman shop right next door." The bartender said as she went back behind her counter,

"Oh hell yeah, Okay, who's coming?" Raeden asked,

"I'm in." Ashley said as she followed Raeden out of the Bar,

After about 20 minutes Ashley and Raeden weren't back, but I was totally wasted, so was Deidara, Hidan, I believe Kakuzu, and the only people who were sober were Alaena and Sasori. (Sasori drank, but that guy can hold his liquor)

"So what do you guys do for fun?" Alaena asked sheepishly trying to get us to 'settle down'. Yes, we were cursing laughing , throwing drinks, talking shit...but Kakuzu answered her,

"Get money," Kakuzu dead panned,

"Drink, go to clubs, murder for fun...shit like that." Sasori said,

"Man, you guys don't know how to live. it. up." I said, "We strike, smoke marijuana, Listen to music, go to parties, use our family's hotel for parties, paint the school, sky dive, damn...we need to get out more Alaena." I said to Alaena as I laid my head on her shoulder.

"Cobi, I think your drunk." Alaena stated,

"Obviously Lae, an-and you know what," I said going in for her face, I stared deep into her eye, "Can you get me another shoot?" I said laughing, she just stared at me and shook her head, "...No-no seriously though...can you get me a shoot...please?"

"Okay!" Alaena said smiling and getting up to ask the bartender,

After about, another 30 minute went past, Hidan was hitting on the bartender, Kakuzu was counting his money that a guy 'mysteriously' 'gave' to him...note to self, never follow Kakuzu to the back, Tobi, Deidara and I were having a shoots contest,

"Place your bets." Kakuzu said as people in the bar lined up and stood to watch.

"I'm betting on Tobi." Sasori said,

"Why not Deidara, he is your partner." Alaena said,

"Tobi acts exactly the same way drunk everyday...plus he doesn't pass out...I tried."

"Okay." Alaena replied to Sasori.

"Heh, I hope you don't mind if, and when I win Sasori, un." Deidara said smirking,

"Oh, Deidara, I think your heads on wrong, that second 'I' was suppose to say Cobi." I replied to Deidara's comment.

"Hm? That's a bunch-"

"Lets get this on a role people, I needa make my money." Kakuzu said glaring,

"Hold the fuck on, I'm in this too." Hidan said,

"What ever, more for me. Who wants to bet on the crazy, dumb, and or stupid albino?" Kakuzu said,

"Yeah, just one more person who's gonna lose." I said,

"Heh, you mother fuckers are goin' the fuck down." Hidan stated, and with that it began.

3, 6, 11, 19 shoots I took before I past out. Deidara past out the exact time as I did, and Hidan shortly after leaving Tobi as the winner... that was not fucking fair, I had the most fucking drinks. Any who, bottom line, I did pass out.

"Where are you going?" Alaena asked Kakuzu as he was exiting the bar,

"When they wake up, they'll have to pay the bill, I'm not paying shit." Kakuzu stated,

"You have a point." Sasori said as he followed behind Kakuzu.

"Um, I'm coming to!" Alaena said limping trying to catch up to them,

"Tobi wants roman too." Tobi said leaving too,

I woke up to the bartender shaking me, "Hey, HEY! You guys have to leave and pay the check." The bartender said blowing a bubble from her gum...

"Huh?" I managed to slip out,

"THE BILL!" the girl said to me again, slowly waking up Deidara and Hidan.

"The che- OH the check~!" I said trying to play it off that I had no yen on me, and that Kakuzu was no where to be found. "Um, I think I left my wallet in the back, can come with me to help me look for it?"

"Yeah, okay, whatever." The Bartender said. We were in the back, "I don't see any wallet." She said as I pulled her into the utility closet. "What the fuck are you doing!" she yelled before I kissed her. It lasted about 8 seconds, but after that I smirked at her as she smiled and blushed...but by the time she got to her senses I closed the lock from the outside door and damn right locked it.

"Lets get the fuck out of here!" I said,

"What the fuck is going on?" Hidan said as him and Deidara stood up.

"Yeah, where the fuck is the others, un?" Deidara said,

"They left, and don't just stand there, lets go, but if you guys wanna pay, go right a head cause I ain't paying shit." I said bursting out of there.

"Hell no!" Hidan and Deidara said following.

Light: chap 8 down, like a boss,

Ari: Well my Chap is up next :3

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