A/N: Hi there, everyone! I hope you're all enjoying this story—or plotting an amusing spitefic if you're not! Just to warn you, it gets very graphically sexual in this chapter, so if you're uncomfortable with that sort of thing, I strongly suggest you stop reading now.
Jane Billingsworth smiled sweetly- a little too sweetly. "Just came to borrow your sugar," she said in a saccharin tone matching her dangerous smile. "My roommate hasn't come home yet, so I thought Edward might have gotten drunk again and come home to the wrong room by mistake."
Edward gritted his teeth. Not her! Not now, for gods' sakes!
"I'm here," he said quietly, restraining himself from taking a good swing at his roommate with the stupid pink umbrella she'd bought him the last time he'd gotten hammered. "And I told you to get whatever you need somewhere else. Goodnight, Jane."
Carlisle blinked and stroked Edward's arm. "You can borrow Edward; I need to take a shower," Carlisle replied softly, and blushed some more. Edward looked at Carlisle with mutinous eyes. Damn women and their female solidarity!
"Make it a cold one, sweetie," said Jane in that annoying sugary voice of hers.
"I don't do cold showers, I do hot steamy showers with vanilla essence; you can come back round, Edward, and we can watch a movie and have some pizza?" Carlisle suggested, frowning a little at Jane.
Edward turned his head toward Carlisle. Was she trying to turn him on? Did she even think she needed to try? "This won't take long," he promised.
Carlisle nodded and smiled at Edward. "It's alright, I need to wash my hair, and the smell of coffee gets annoying." The blond wandered into the bathroom, stripped and got into the shower once he'd lit some vanilla and gasped softly at the hot water.
"What exactly do you want, Jane?" asked Edward, in as neutral a tone as he could manage.
"I'm out of batteries," she murmured, putting her arm on Edward's waist in a way she must have thought was sensual. "I thought you could help me out."
"Well, I left you some money. Why not just go out and buy some?"
Jane laughed. "Is it possible for someone to be as naive as you?" she asked.
Edward took Jane by the elbow and went into the hall with her. "Why bother me for batteries, of all th- Oh, sweet laburnum." With a start, Edward realised what Jane must have meant. "Absolutely not!" he snarled.
"So you are gay! I knew it!" Jane exclaimed triumphantly.
"Why don't you yell a little louder? I don't think Jasper in 1C heard you."
"Oh, he's perfect for you," chattered Jane, ignoring Edward's outburst.
"What do you mean, 'he'?" Edward was confused.
"Duh, your little friend in the steamy vanilla shower, of course. God, you're naive."
"What the hell are you talking about? That beautiful woman?"
"If you think he's a woman, you need glasses in a big way."
"You don't believe that your sexy Carly is a man?"
"No, I don't. Now please. Leave. Find someone else to power your vibrator."
"He's taking a shower. Why don't you see for yourself?"
Edward snapped. "Leave! Now!" He went back inside and slammed the door in his roommate's face. Sighing wearily, Edward made his way to Carlisle's bathroom, following the sound of the showerhead. "I am so sorry about her," he apologized as he got to the door. "May I come in? Perhaps help you wash your back?" He flushed slightly at his own boldness, but he couldn't help himself. The one glass of wine, plus Jane's obnoxiousness, had loosened his inhibitions.
Carlisle blushed from in the shower. "S-Sure, if that's what you wish to do." He replied softly, and put strawberry shampoo and conditioner in his hair, rubbing it in. Edward put his hand on the knob, turned quietly, and let himself in. He didn't take off his clothes; the humidity didn't bother him very much. At least the air was moist. He slipped off his shoes and walked to the shower in stocking feet, drew back the curtain, and...
*GASP*
He backed away slowly; blue eyes wide, a hand over his mouth. "I... don't believe it."
Carlisle blinked looking at Edward, his head cocked a little to the side. "Don't believe what?"
Edward took a moment to collect his wits, and then said, "First, I don't believe that Jane was actually correct about something. Second... you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen."
Carlisle blushed and looked at Edward still a little confused by her actions. "Did you think I was a woman?" he asked quietly.
After half a second of deliberation, Edward decided that the best course of action was the truth. "Yes," he said, just as softly. "But it doesn't matter to me if you're a man, a woman, or neither. You're beautiful."
Carlisle blushed more and started to rinse his hair from conditioner. "T-Thanks," he said. "Don't worry... I am bisexual, although having a gorgeous neighbor might turn me fully gay." Carlisle said quietly, his face redder than ever.
"If I don't, my roommate will," Edward remarked dryly. "Every time she remarks on my sexuality, I inform her that it's her fault." Edward shuddered. "It doesn't stop her from hitting on me constantly, though. I much prefer you. Not only are you far easier on the eyes, you're more intelligent, cultured, discreet... Classy. And I couldn't help but notice your hair... so, so lustrous. I like that in a man."
Carlisle blushed and stepped out of the shower and walked towards the Adonis. "And now it's wet." He replied, running a hand through Edward's hair.
Edward's breath hitched in his throat as he looked up at Carlisle's perfect face, his eyes tracing the high cheekbones and large, deep amber eyes. He tilted his head into Carlisle's hand, smiling. "Were you quite done with your shower, or may I still join in?" he queried
"You can join in if that's what you want, Edward~" he murmured with a purr, his body felt relaxed with the smell of vanilla and also because of the hot shower... and he didn't seem to mind he was naked in front of Edward, although then again he'd never been naked in front of anyone.
In answer, the Adonis slowly stripped off his long-sleeved bronze shirt and black slacks, revealing a taste for women's underwear: Under his clothes, he was wearing a pale gray corset with green trim and matching panties. He blushed, wondering if Carlisle would mind his eccentric garb.
"Mm, different, I like it," he murmured with a blush, nuzzling up close to the Adonis. Edward smiled, pressing his body against Carlisle's and nuzzling into his chest. Carlisle let Edward hold him as he melted against the other, his face red and his body well heated and responding in some various ways.
"You seem excited," murmured Edward, finally breaking out of the hug and stepping under the hot spray, letting it cascade over him, making his decorative underwear shimmer and glisten, his hair dripping.
Carlisle followed him and nuzzled against him. "I can't blame myself, I have a sexy neighbor in my shower and not to mention you're the first person to take interest in me... but I'm also relaxed very much," he whispered.
"The first? I find that difficult to believe." Edward turned, looking over his shoulder at Carlisle as he shampooed his hair.
"Don't find it difficult, usually I'm too caught up in work or what used to be studies... but also I didn't like anyone... you're the first," he whispered, draping himself over the Adonis.
Edward arched an eyebrow, but it went unnoticed due to the bronze fringe in his eyes. "I still can't believe that I'm the first person who's ever taken an interest in you," he insisted. "Just... look at you. Your beauty, your grace." He smiled lasciviously. "Your hips. I do love your figure." He ran the back of his hand along Carlisle's left hip, closing his eyes and enjoying the sensation of Carlisle's skin on his. Carlisle gasped a little and blushed, resting his hand on Edward's hand.
"Your voice is so very soothing." Carlisle whispered, leaning against the Adonis a little more. Edward smiled affectionately and leaned against the shower wall, letting the hot water hit his face, flushing when he thought of other warm things that might be hitting his face soon. He stroked Carlisle's hip absentmindedly, letting his fingers glide over the curves. Carlisle nuzzled his neck, keeping his head on Edward's shoulder blowing on his neck. Edward shivered at the feel of the cool air on his neck, contrasting with the hot water hitting his face. He kissed Carlisle's forehead and moved his hand onto the blond man's posterior, kneading the cheek with his fingers. Carlisle gasped and moaned softly at the touch and the feeling, it was something he'd never felt before and it felt strange but rather nice, his eyes settled on Edward's face.
"You sound rather happy," Edward remarked, sapphire eyes meeting deep amber.
"It's something different... something I'm definitely not used to." Carlisle murmured, looking at the Adonis lovingly.
Edward smiled deviously, bringing his other hand to Carlisle's other cheek, massaging both simultaneously. "Is that better?" he asked, somewhat rhetorically. Carlisle's face went red and he moaned some and rested himself against Edward, panting a little.
"What was that, dear?" asked Edward, his voice lilting in delight at the older man's lack of experience.
"You're making my body melt with delight... and you're the best thing to lean against," he panted out.
Edward purred happily and gave Carlisle's rump a little spank. "You're delightful!" he exclaimed. The blond couldn't help but squeal some and blushed even more, and clung onto the Adonis. Edward moaned quietly. He hadn't expected Carlisle to be into light S&M, but then, he hadn't expected himself to be into it either. He gently pushed Carlisle off of him so he could remove his panties. Doing so, he tossed them out of the shower unceremoniously. He was quite excited.
Carlisle's face was bright red, "Will it hurt?" He asked quietly.
"I don't know," said Edward honestly. "It's humid, and water this hot should have relaxed you enough that the pain will be minimal. I don't think we'll need lubricant this time."
Carlisle nodded and moved back to latch onto the bronze haired male, his face still red. Edward stroked Carlisle's long blond hair, enjoying the silky wet threads against his hands. Carlisle looked at him innocently, his face bright red. Edward beamed. Carlisle was so pretty with his face so red. Edward just wanted to hold him and keep him forever. He settled for continuing to run his hands through the man's long, silken hair, gathering it in his hands and letting it fall. "You happy there?" he asked softly and snuggled up closer to the man.
"I am," Edward responded. "And you?"
"Content." Carlisle whispered, nuzzling the Adonis lovingly.
"Well then... lean up against the shower wall and spread your legs," Edward instructed, pulse racing. He could barely believe that they were about to do this after just a few hours having known each other. Carlisle blushed and did as he was told. He could just tell that Edward, the one he'd met a couple of hours ago was the one. Edward placed his eager hands on Carlisle's hips, partly to claim the man and partly to steady himself. "You should relax," he advised. After a moment, he gently started to knead Carlisle's rump again, letting his hands roam this time. Carlisle's body slowly started to relax and couldn't help moaning. The moans were music to Edward's ears. He closed his eyes, held a finger up to the water, and then slid it inside Carlisle. "Is that alright?" he whispered.
Carlisle groaned, just getting used to the finger. "Hng, I'll get used to it," he replied. The finger weaved in and out a few times while its fellows gently touched Carlisle's balls, stimulating him.
"You'll have to" was Edward's simple reply. Carlisle moaned more and gasped, "Hng, another one, please?" he asked, his face reddening.
"As you wish," said Edward, pressing in another finger lubricated from the showerhead.
The blond let out a long low moan and spread his legs a little wider for Edward: "Oh gods."
Edward moaned in echo, and he could feel himself getting more excited, throbbing, begging for release. Without further thought, and with a sort of animalistic pleasure, Edward removed his fingers and plunged in. It was like nothing he'd ever felt before. So hot, so tight, and Edward had to restrain himself from exploding on the spot. He sheathed himself, pausing to let Carlisle get used to the sensation.
Carlisle moaned very loudly, his eyes lidding in pleasure as he clawed at the wall. "O-Oh my g-gods, Edward." He whispered in a moan, he wriggled a little and pushed back against the Adonis.
"Yes, Carlisle? How do you want it?" asked Edward, his tone edging on vicious. The blond whimpered at Edward tone and his body shook a little, as he couldn't cope with terribly vicious people.
Edward sensed Carlisle's discomfort and reined himself in a little. "Carlisle," he said his tone gentler now. "How do you want it?"
Carlisle nodded, looking back at the Adonis. "Please." He gasped. Edward wasn't sure if Carlisle had confirmed that he wanted it rough, but decided not to ask again. He took the taller man, gently at first, then progressively harder, hands on his hips, marking Carlisle as his own. Carlisle moaned happily and pushed his hips back against the Adonis more, the hot shower making him more relaxed.
"Carly..." Edward trailed off, lost in pleasure, unconsciously letting his body set the rhythm... and thus going much harder than he'd planned. Carlisle squealed as his prostate was struck and he closed his eyes. Edward grinned. Jackpot. He drove himself in, rubbing his head against Carlisle's soft spot before pulling back, nearly all the way out. Carlisle screamed and moaned in pleasure, pushing his hips back at Edward. Edward pushed forward violently in return, crying out Carlisle's name. He was delirious. He couldn't believe this was happening. Only a few hours ago he'd been a florist with a useless counseling degree, cold and hungry and wet... and now... he was certainly wet, but he felt warm and full. He believed he'd met the love of his life. This fantastic creature. Losing himself in passion, he slammed into Carlisle over and over again until he burst. Carlisle moaned loudly as he released heavily on the shower wall, his body quivering. Edward held tightly to Carlisle, warm body pressed against warm body. He didn't want to let Carlisle go. He certainly didn't want to go back to his apartment with his bitchy roommate. He just wanted this moment to last forever. He pulled out and sank to the wet floor, his knees giving out. He reached for the knob and turned the water off before completely collapsing. Carlisle panted heavily getting comfortable in Edward's lap, looking back at the other. His own face was very red although his body was still trembling in pleasure aftershocks.
Edward ran his hands up and down Carlisle's arms. "You're shivering," he noticed, misinterpreting the trembling.
Carlisle carefully turned around in Edward's lap so he was facing him and shock his head. "Pleasure shocks," he whispered, blushing a little and rested his head on Edward's shoulder. Edward leaned his face onto Carlisle's head, kissing him. His first time, and it had been absolutely perfect. He wrapped his arms around Carlisle, cuddling him.
Carlisle's body completely relaxed in Edward's hold and he smiled. "So what kind of pizza and movie should we get?"
Edward gave a mischievous smile. "Leave it to me," he said, standing up quickly and dashing out of the shower, still naked. He dug his cell phone out of his trench coat pocket in the living room and speed-dialed the local adult video store, then the pizza parlor. Carlisle carefully got up and toweled himself dry and wrapped a towel around his waist and passed Edward in the open lounge and kitchen and went into his bedroom to get a Queen sized fake mink blanket. He'd wrapped it around his shoulders and smiled at the Adonis. Once the ordering was done, Edward stretched out naked on the couch. At the moment, he didn't feel like putting his underwear back on.
Carlisle came to join him, although he still had towel around his waist. "Would you like to share the blanket naked with me?"
"Now who would I be to refuse such a gracious offer?" purred Edward, drawing his legs elegantly inward. Carlisle dropped the towel and joined Edward and snuggled close so they both could share the towel.
Edward closed his eyes. "Our dinner and a movie should be here in about ten minutes," he murmured, relaxing into Carlisle's body.
Carlisle put a finger to his own lips, thinking. "That only leaves time for what Aro kept going on about... blowjobs? Hand jobs? Sixty-niner? In my case making out," he replied innocently, as he spread Edward's legs and lay in between them. Edward gasped, reddening. A thrill of sexual anticipation ran through his body and he could feel the fire building up in his belly again. He wasn't exactly sure what Carlisle was going to do, but something told him it would feel amazing.
Carlisle blushed and nuzzled Edward innocently. "What is a blowjob?" he asked innocently.
Edward opened his mouth, and then closed it. He honestly had no idea. "Ask... ask Aro," he stuttered. Carlisle blushed and shook his head. He carefully lowered himself under the blanket and slowly started to lick Edward's manhood. Edward's mouth opened again, but nothing came out except a strangled gasp. That did feel good!
Carlisle's face went bright red, and Edward wouldn't be able to see it. He carefully licked the tip before taking the tip in his mouth and sucking it gently.
"Carlisle," whispered Edward. It felt... better than good. It felt amazing. He tried to relax and ignore the tensing of his muscles, tried to force himself not to buck into Carlisle's mouth. He was... mostly... successful. The blond sucked at the head gently before he slowly started taking Edward into his mouth, and he kept sucking gently.
Just then, the doorbell rang. Edward came out of his good mood quickly, frowning. There was no way that had been ten minutes. "Will you get that, or shall I? It's our food and movie," he stated.
Carlisle blushed. "You have a coming on erection," he whispered, getting up and wrapping the towel around his waist, he opened the door.
Edward smiled fondly and curled up on the couch again, watching Carlisle adoringly.
Mike Newton stared disbelievingly at the shirtless blond before him, and even saw past him to the bronze-haired naked man on the couch. "Um... here's your pizza!" he practically shouted before dropping the pizza and dashing off into the night. He had in no way signed up for this.
Carlisle blushed and smiled back at his boyfriend. Carlisle's face went bright red and he picked up the pizza, wondering why the guy didn't want to be paid. He shut the door and went back over to Edward, putting the pizza on the coffee table in front of him before moving back under the blanket to where he was before. Edward snuggled back up to Carlisle easily, more interested in the warm body next to him than getting fed.
Meanwhile, a couple blocks away, Mike just realised he'd forgotten to get the money from the pretty men to whom he'd delivered the pizza. "N'awwww..." he complained. "I'm not going back there! Those weird men scare me!" He sat down with a pout on his face, wondering what to do now. Then an idea occurred to him. "Wait..." he thought aloud. "I heard the video store got an order for the same address. I can just ask them to get the money for me!"