A/N: Strong homophobic language in this one. Oh and lots more sex, so hopefully you'll enjoy it anyway? I was super uncomfortable with Jane's language, but it's what the muse wanted….

Edward was torn. On the one hand, he didn't like the idea of anyone shirking their responsibilities. On the other, he was really horny. Carlisle kissed his neck when they were in the safety of the elevator. Edward moaned and bit Carlisle's neck needily to hold back a scream. Carlisle licked his neck gently. Edward writhed in Carlisle's arms. He needed Carlisle right about now. Carlisle held Edward in his arms and ran down the corridor to his room and opened it, just getting inside and closing it before offering himself up to the Adonis.

"I...Carly...I need you..."

"Take me." Carlisle purred, licking Edward's neck.

"I...I th-thought you wanted to top," Edward moaned, writhing against Carlisle, aching to be touched

"You're the horny one." Carlisle replied softly.

Edward looked up at Carlisle with glazed eyes.

"If you undress yourself I'll lick you clean darling~"

Edward eagerly took off his shirt, his pants, and his thong. The corset, however, he never could take off without help, and he liked wearing it anyway. Carlisle moved down to lick Edward's manhood clean and slowly took it back into his mouth. Edward bucked uncontrollably into Carlisle's mouth. "V-CARLISLE," he cried out

The blond blushed and continued to suck the other off. Edward passionately wrapped his legs around Carlisle's neck. Carlisle relaxed and kept sucking the other off. Edward moaned and came again in Carlisle's mouth, bucking wildly against the sheets. The blond swallowed and his face was bright red.

Edward lay back on the bed, panting and sweating, flushing. "I-I-I'm sorry," he said. "That happens for about six months out of the year...and when it hits me..."

"It's okay; it's quite nice to have my boyfriend horny." Carlisle whispered and went bright red.

He covered his face in his hands, humiliated. "I can usually control it; prevent it from happening in public... but..." He curled up into an embarrassed little ball

Carlisle moved to curl up next to him. "It's fine, you're really pretty when you're horny."

Edward flushed, feeling the heat emanate from the other's body. "Carlisle?" he asked. "Will you take me?"

The blond blushed and nuzzled against Edward. "I don't know how."

Edward snuggled up to Carlisle and whispered in his ear, "Just do what I did to you."

Edward uncurled and rubbed back against Carlisle

"Carlisle," he whispered, "Plunge into me."

"Do you need to be prepped?" He asked shyly.

"If...if you want to. It doesn't much matter to me when I'm this h-horny." Edward lay back, spreading his legs like a maiden. "T-take me..."

Carlisle moved down in between the others legs and licked at Edward's entrance.

Edward gasped in pleasure. "Car...lisle...my Carlisle... I...mmmm"

Carlisle pushed his tongue into the other, stretching him gently with his tongue, gasping and moaning.

Edward's body tensed. 'Not again,' he thought, forcing himself to hold back. 'This is torture. Delicious...torture...'

Carlisle pushed his tongue in more, purring softly to himself.

Edward noticed the purring and chuckled. "En-enjoying yourself my h-honeybee?" he faltered. Edward tightened his legs around Carlisle, his body tightening.

Carlisle whined and carefully pulled back and moved to push his erection in. Edward's eyes widened as he stretched his body involuntarily. This felt better than he'd imagined...certainly better than anything he could do to himself. He clenched hard around Carlisle, and then unclenched, milking him. The blond moaned loudly and pushed in much more. Edward relaxed with effort, accepting Carlisle inside him, needing him, wanting him, his body crying out for more. Carlisle moved quicker and moaned more loudly. The florist clung to Carlisle's body, wrapping his arms and legs around him, milking greedily, like a parasite. Carlisle groaned and kept trying to move but finding it rather hard to do so. Edward arched, forcing himself to let go of Carlisle so the man could move in him, though his every instinct told him to cling, to hold on and never let go. The blond tried his best to move as fast as possible but was finding it awfully hard and rather sore to do so and whined a little.

The sound brought Edward instantly to his senses. "Carlisle," he said, alert. "What's wrong?"

"N-Nothing." He panted loudly, feeling very close.

Edward relaxed and wrapped his arms around Carlisle, fighting the urge to cling with his legs as well. "I-I love you," he gasped.

Carlisle moaned softly and knew he was fairly close and he knew Edward wasn't helping at all... although from what he noted the man seemed pretty horny. Edward panted, holding back his orgasm, then drew one leg up to his shoulder, wrapping the other around Carlisle's waist, allowing the other man to plunge in deeper. Carlisle moaned softly and knew he was fairly close and he knew Edward wasn't helping at all... although from what he noted the man seemed pretty horny. Edward panted, holding back his orgasm, then drew one leg up to his shoulder, wrapping the other around Carlisle's waist, allowing the other man to plunge in deeper. Carlisle whined and tried to hold himself back although he felt it was awfully hard. Edward groaned in ecstasy, wanting to feel Carlisle's hot cream flowing inside him. The blond squealed loudly and came and started to white. Edward clung to Carlisle and released, breathing hard. Such a release...and now he never wanted to let Carlisle go. Carlisle curled up with Edward, feeling awfully tired. Edward snuggled against Carlisle, enjoying the feel of his body. The blond breathed in deeply and nuzzled him affectionately. Edward purred. He was in heaven, absolutely in heaven. The blond sighed softly and clung onto the Adonis.

Edward closed his eyes and petted Carlisle's hair. He'd not felt so relaxed for several months. "Love you very much." He murmured.

Edward reached his tongue out and licked Carlisle's skin. "I love you too," he said.

"I know you do and I love you more."

That was probably true, thought Edward. He licked Carlisle again, enjoying the green apple taste the man exuded. Carlisle blushed a little and curled up in a ball in front of Edward.

Edward continued licking Carlisle's fair skin, feeling calmer now. "Carlisle..." he said. "Thank you."

"You're welcome honey, I think your body just needed some attention... but my age made you horny?" He asked with a whine.

Edward flushed. He knew why it would seem like that. "I don't know what the trigger was," he confessed. "But that does tend to happen randomly... but that's the strongest it's ever gotten."

Carlisle blushed. "You dirtied your pants and panties." He said softly and hugged him softly.

"That's alright," said Edward. "I can always do laundry."

"I have a washing machine and dryer... among many other appliances."

"Well then, I guess I'll have to take care of my load here from now on," said Edward with a wink

The blond blushed and snuggled up close to Edward. "It's more like, why don't you just live here instead."

Edward blinked. "Are you sure you'd have room for all my things?" he asked. Furthermore, was Carlisle sure he could stand living with Edward, really living with him? They'd only met last night.

"I'm sure I would, I mean I do live by myself." He whispered with a smile, gently taking Edward's hand in his own.

"And it would be much easier to live without Jane bugging me for sex or tampons every other week," he said, and then sighed. "But she might fire me from babysitting her sister if I move out, especially if I move in with you. She doesn't seem to like you much. And I need the money to pay for grad school."

"I can pay you to clean my... I mean our apartment." Carlisle whispered with a smile.

"That wouldn't be fair," said Edward, shaking his head with a return smile. "I'd clean the apartment anyway. I even have a little maid outfit to do it in."

Carlisle blushed. "I do too." He quietly and licked his shoulder lovingly.

Edward smiled. "I know we just ate, but I'm hungry. Do you want to go out to eat?"

"Why not stay here... I mean we both are supposed to be sick." Carlisle reminded quietly.

"We never called in," Edward pointed out, "but alright, if you want me to make us lunch, I will."

"Please?" He asked softly, feeling a bit tired to move.

Edward nodded and sprang up from the bed, a bundle of energy. He took foods out of the refrigerator and freezer at random, put the frozen ones in the microwave to thaw, and the rest were chopped and put into a frying pan. In about ten minutes, he'd made a stir fry medley. Carlisle snuggled up on the bed, pulling a thick blanket over himself to keep warm.

Edward took the medley into the bedroom with a couple of forks and gently nuzzled Carlisle's head to let him know the food was here. He pulled Carlisle into his arms. "Cold?" he asked.

"Maybe, although you are nice and warm." Carlisle purred softly, licking his cheek affectionately.

Edward smiled and speared a fried tomato, offering it to Carlisle. "I'm glad I warm you up," he murmured.

Carlisle smiled and ate the tomato happily. "Thank-you my darling." Carlisle whispered, nomming on the tomato, eating it with a very content expression. The blond male reached over for Edward's hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. "Will you move in with me, please? I will help you with your college funds Edward, just please move in. I don't want to be without my boyfriend at night." He whispered, linking Edward's cheek once he'd finished with the tomato. "And did you know, you taste like strawberries."

Edward blinked. "I do?" he asked. While waiting on an answer, he started making plans in his head for the best time to get his stuff from next door.

"Yes you do, and it's really nice." Carlisle smiled, nibbling at his shoulder. "I love the taste of strawberries and ice-cream."

Edward blushed. "And I love the taste of green apples and lemonade," he said.

Carlisle blushed as well and nuzzled him gently. "You're so sweet to me."

Edward nuzzled back, petting the man's fine hair, then proceeded to finish his half of the lunch. "I feel like I can be myself around you," he said.

"Well yourself is very beautiful and I love it." Carlisle whispered with a smile, squeezing his hand gently.

Edward smiled tenderly and tugged a sheet off the bed to put around his body. "I'm going to go next door to get something clean to wear. Then," he said firmly, "you need to talk to Aro."

"I will do that tomorrow as I want to stay home with you." He smiled sweetly at the younger male. "You're so pretty, although I bet you already know that."

Edward smiled. His hair was his pride and joy, and he'd been called pretty many times before, but this was the first time he'd truly believed it. "So are you," he said.

"No I'm not." Carlisle replied softly, holding onto the Adonis quite tightly as he didn't want to let go of the other male as he felt he'd feel lonely if he did.

"Yes, you are," Edward insisted. "You're beautiful, and if you weren't so insecure, you'd be perfect. Your hips, your eyes, your hair, your voice, everything about you sends me over the edge. I've never met anyone like you."

Carlisle's face went red. "But that's what makes me not perfect... I can't be perfect." He murmured.

"No one's completely perfect," said Edward dismissively, "but you come pretty close."

"But I'm a guy..." Carlisle trailed off, looking a bit confused. "And so called 'beauty' and brains don't mix... that's why I'm insecure."

"Of course they do," said Edward. "Just look at me," he joked. "And as I said before, you are the most beautiful man I have ever seen. In fact, you're probably the most beautiful person I have ever seen, gender completely aside."

"But you're very gorgeous, you should be a model." Carlisle said softly, licking Edward's ear. "As I'd love to see you modeling personally for me."

"I used to model for Frederick's of Hollywood. I'd be happy to model for you," said the Adonis with a seductive wink.

Carlisle blushed and held him close, squeezing him gently. "I'd love that, as you're a real tease and so seductive." He purred, licking at Edward's ear lovingly.

"I'm dangerous," Edward murmured randomly.

"You're sexy." Carlisle murmured softly, stroking Edward's arm.

Edward fondly rubbed Carlisle's hand. "So are you, honey."

Carlisle blushed and smiled. "I love you very much."

Edward smiled in answer, and then withdrew his hand. "I'm going to go get my stuff," he said. "I might get some of it thrown at me as well. I don't remember how long her naps go for, but I want to get this done as soon as possible."

"Do you want me to help you?" Carlisle asked softly, his eyes wide with happiness.

"For your own safety, I strongly recommend that you stay here. You can help by moving my stuff to where it would fit best and informing me where it is later."

"Okay Edward, I will do that." He whispered.

Edward tied the sheet around him like a wrap dress and went next door, turning the key as quietly as possible and entering. He went straight to his room and grabbed his corsets and underwear, and a few of his favorite outfits.

"So the faggot comes back, eh?" She muttered from Edward's door.

"Jane, you knew I was gay when we met," stated Edward. "And yet every month you get drunk and hit on me. What the fuck."

"I fucking don't care; you're supposed to sex me up when I get horny!" She screamed.

"And yet I never have," said Edward calmly.

"BECAUSE YOU MET THAT FUCKING UGLY HAG!" She screamed at the Adonis, running at him and punching him in the jaw.

Edward pulled back. That had stung. "Jane, we've known each other for four years. And in all those four years, I've slept with you... well, once. But in my defense, I was hammered out of my mind. So will you please back the fuck off and let me get my shit."

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME FOR THAT UGLY FAKE!" She yelled, kicking Edward in the balls.

Edward stepped back and smacked Jane as hard as he could. "He is not ugly and he is not a fake," Edward snapped. "WHY are you so obsessed with me?! Just get an escort if you're that desperate!"

Jane fell to ground sobbing madly.

"Answer me!" Edward yelled. "I have the right to know why you insist upon disturbing me this way!"

"BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKING FAG!" Jane screamed at Edward.

Edward put a hand to his forehead and shook his head. "You don't," he said. "Love isn't nasty like that. I remember that much."

"THEN JUST FUCKING LEAVE YOU FAG!"

"I'm getting my stuff, or weren't you listening?" asked Edward coldly. "I'm moving in with Carlisle. Goodbye, Jane."