Me: It's seven to one. Poor Kanda….

Allen: Crowsnight doesn't own DGM or the characters, only the plot. It's the last war chapter! Thank goodness!

Me: I wouldn't be too happy, Allen. READ THE AUTHOR NOTE AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE POSTED WENSDAY AND ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE POSTED BY THEN!

Situation

Chapter 35: World War Walker: Defeat

I knew I wasn't going to last much longer at this point. It was an impossibility much to my despair.

All Kanda had to do to make me drool was take off his shirt or wear that kimono, and he wasn't even fazed when I tried the other outfit, just said I should go to dinner that way. He is such a jerk!

At the moment, he was practicing with Mugen in the training room while I paced in the middle of the room in skinny jeans and my "I Love My Sadistic Seme" crop top plotting my next move. Lenalee and Lavi had helped to the best of their abilities and earlier they wished me luck on a not so severe punishment. Yeah, thanks so much, guys.

Last night, I even tried walking around in nothing but an apron that said "Uke on the Prowl" in blue letters, and after I lay down on my stomach, Kanda undid the tie with his teeth and insisted I take it off. Sometimes, I just want to duck tape his mouth and see him get mad just to see him lose it, though I want to be able to have children one day, so to speak. Kanda wears the pants in our relationship, and I really don't care that I'm the girl because it feels good either way.

Sitting on the bed, I lie on my back with my hands above my head, staring up at the mattress, and close my eyes, waiting for my boyfriend to return. I didn't want to be alone, even if Ice was curled up in her latest hiding place, that being Kanda's underwear drawer. I totally understand the appeal, but then again, I'm his boyfriend and Ice is a cat so maybe we liked it for completely different reasons.

At that moment, the door opens, and I open my eyes and rise up enough to take in Kanda's appearance, his mouth-watering appearance. He props Mugen up against the wall, a drop of sweat falling off his chin as he straightens again, and walks into the bathroom, pulling off his shirt as he went and revealing his muscled back. Calm down, Allen, calm down! He may be inhumanly sexy, but you can outlast him if you keep your eyes shut and don't look.

I follow my own advice, closing my eyes and trying to wait it out. Just when I was feeling peaceful, I hear from the bathroom and coming closer, "Hey, Allen, will you help me?"

"With what?" I ask, not risking opening my eyes. The bed sinks slightly as he sat on the edge and says, "I have a knot on my back. Can you work it out?"

Giving up, I sit up and look at him. His back was facing me, the sweat still glistening from his hard work with his katana, and his hair pulled over his shoulder. Deciding to at least to attempt something, I wrap my legs around his hips from the back, starting to move my hands along his shoulder blades while applying pressure. It's only when my foot feels a ragged end that I realize his black jeans are unbuttoned and unzipped, and I blush, pushing harder as he moans, "Allen, it's…so tight."

Gulping, I feel my legs involuntarily try to push together when he says it and I begin to massage his neck and shoulders, growling, "You are the meanest boyfriend ever."

"I know," he replies. "I just like to get what I want."

Another growl escapes me before he throws his head back with a loud moan, "More…harder, Allen."

Needless to say that I was the one saying that half an hour later, and I was not happy the next day.

"Kanda, please don't do this to me!" I beg as he hooks the leash to the collar, smirking. He ignored me, pulling the other end so I'll follow him out the door, my collar tinkling. I really, really hated Lavi right now since it was his idea for this to be punishment, and Kanda couldn't be happier to be dragging me to the cafeteria on a leash.

The outfit wasn't too bad, though I didn't pick it out. No, that was Lenalee, but she wasn't trying to choose something that would make me want to cower in shame. I was wearing the black cat ears and tail, skinny jeans, and a black shirt that said in white letters, "PROPERTY OF MY SEME".

Any other time, it wouldn't bother me, but Kanda, excuse me, Master was now subjecting me to lunch in this, and it was noon, the busiest time of day in the cafeteria. I hung my head, whimpering cuss words and adjectives about the cruelness of my boyfriend as we entered the dining room, the entire place falling silent before people started pulling out wallets and exchanging money. This was going to be the worst day of my life.

After I get my and Kanda's food, I sit down across from Lenalee, who was trying to stuff the money people were giving her in her wallet, and Lavi was doing the same. My eyes widen at the amount of cash they were receiving and cry, "You guys are traitors!"

"Hey, I helped you, but I knew Kanda would win," Lenalee said, not looking up from counting her money. Lavi laughed, "I was always on Yu's side. The back rub cracked you, huh?"

The smirk on Kanda's face was unmistakable, and I whined, "Kanda, you meanie!"

"I'm sorry, who are you addressing?" he asked evilly, glancing at me with his smoldering eyes.

"Master, you meanie!" I correct, not caring how many people gasped, got nosebleeds, or fainted. Scowling, I growl, "Will you people find another couple to satisfy your yaoi needs?!"

"Nope," Lenalee giggled. "I'm a strict Yullen fangirl."

"The heck did you just say?" Kanda barked even though I knew he was as curious as I was.

The apparent "Yullen" fangirl explained, "Yullen, Allen and Yu. For the record, the only thing with Kanda we could come up with was AreKan, and it sounded weird."

"And Yullen sounds normal?" I ask sarcastically, flicking my bell in an attempt to entertain myself. She shrugs, "It's easier to say than 'Allen and Kanda fangirl'."

"Yeah, it took forever to say," a high pitched voice piped from somewhere in the crowd. Slightly scared, I ask, "How many Yullen fangirls are there?"

Lenalee smiles, "About fifty the last time I counted, but we've gotten some new members since then though."

I let my head fall to the table, creating a dull "thunk", and I mutter, "I have stalkers."

"Deal Moyashi, I've dealt with it since I got here. Stupid, obsessed fangirls," my boyfriend replied, eating his soba. For once in my life, I had forgotten my food, but it wasn't like that for long, the pile of plates stacked up in the sink in less than ten minutes after I had to ask permission from my Master if I could. How demeaning.

After getting back, Kanda's done eating and as I was about to sit when he said, "Nope."

I give him a confused look before he points to his lap, and I situate myself there, whimpering as everyone's eyes are on us. One of his arms goes around my waist and the other starts at my hip and stretches across my chest, his possessiveness as evident as my white hair, and I lean back and say too low for anyone but Kanda to hear, "I thought you didn't like showing emotion in public."

"I usually don't, but this is a different occasion," he uttered to my clad in black neck. "Most of my fangirls are here, and apparently our fangirls, too, which means I can send people to the infirmary without touching anyone but you."

"Good idea, Master," I say louder, and he releases me long enough for me to move to straddle him. Our lips clash roughly while I run my hands under his shirt, feeling his muscles, and several girls squeal, one much closer than the others. The sentence that stands out in my mind is Lavi saying, "It was a good day to bring my crayolas!"

My boyfriend breaks away from my mouth to continue down my jaw and neck as I rest my chin on his shoulder, staring at a group of four female finders who were holding back nosebleeds as they watched us, and just to mess with them, I don't look away as I run my tongue over Kanda's right ear, nibbling on the lobe as he shudders. I moan loudly as he begins sucking hard on the crook of my neck and shoulder, holding down the fabric for him so he could use his hands to grope my rear.

After giving the hickey a lick, Kanda pulls away, "Heavy casualties?"

"Yep," I grin, glancing around at the fainted people and bloody noses. From behind us, Lavi has a black crayon in hand as he draws something on a notepad that I couldn't see and he says, "Photographic memory, Baby!"

Lenalee was passed out in her chair and two girls were shaking her, "Lenalee, wake up! You have to tell the rest of the girls how to stop a nosebleed!"

From the way I was positioned with my cheek on Kanda's chest, I could see only out of one eye, but well enough to see clearly and I placed my hands on his shoulders, offering, "I could help."

Both the girls blushed a dark crimson and giggled, "Please."

"Master, may I?" I ask, pushing myself up and smiling as he nodded. Thankfully, he hadn't hooked the leash back to my collar so I could easily stand from his lap and walk over to where Lenalee was. Deciding to put on a show since the girls' faces kept getting darker the closer I got, I sat on the table in front of Lenalee's chair and instruct, "The trick is that she is just like Komui, tell her something and she'll wake up."

The girls nod seriously, concentrating as I say, "Lenalee, Kanda proposed to me. Will you be my matron of honor?"

A scream of excitement escapes her lips as she leaps up from the chair and begins jumping up and down, "Yes! Yes! Yes! I will! I will! I will!"

I can't help the chuckle at her state, tilting my head and kicking my legs, "Poor Lenalee."

She stops and glares at me, "That wasn't funny."

"Lenalee, you're awake! Allen helped wake you up after you passed out because several members have serious nosebleeds and we need your help!" the girl with a blonde pixie cut explained.

Lenalee nodded and started explaining that depending on what part of the show caused the bleed determined what part of the nose was bleeding, something I didn't know. Well, then again, I've never gotten a nosebleed before, or at least not from people making out. Girls are weird.

A click tells me that I'm restrained again and I feel a slight pull. Hopping off the table, I follow my boyfriend towards the exit, feeling the eyes of the remaining people on me, and I look back over my shoulder, blowing a kiss and winking, causing a few more girls to drop as I catch up with Kanda, shaking my hips enough to move my tail without drawing attention to my butt.

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"We should do that more often," I say, sitting on the bed as Kanda pulled out his hair tie. He smirks, "Yeah, we sh-"

He's cut off by a loud cry, coming from somewhere near where he was standing, next to his dresser. I call, "Ice?"

"MEOW!" she replies. Kanda glanced at his dresser, raising an eyebrow as I hop up from the bed, laughing as I kneel down in front of it. Pulling open the bottom drawer, a black and white flash darts out to the center of the room. The poor kit was tangled up in a pair of Kanda's black boxers, her head in one leg and her tail out the other, and she cries, "Mew!"

"Why was the cat in my underwear drawer and wearing my boxers?" Kanda muses, glancing at me. I shrug, "She's been sleeping in there, but I never closed her up in it!"

He protests, "She shouldn't have been in there to begin with."

"You don't even own white underwear so how hard is it to see a white fur ball?" I ask accusingly.

"I wasn't looking, and how do you know all my boxers are black and gray?" he counters, raising an eyebrow and smirking. I growl, "I do-"

"MEOW!"

I laugh, "Sorry girl, Kanda did it this time." I crawl over to where she was on her back trying to wiggle out of the fabric. Picking her up, I slip it off her and toss it back to Kanda, and he puts it away, "This time?"

I freeze, embarrassed to be caught in my little fib, and Ice starts mewing in amusement. Glaring at the feline, I mutter, "Shush cat, I only did it once, but I didn't even look! I have an excuse!"

"A sorry excuse for an excuse," he chuckles, unclipping the leash that had been daggling from my neck and setting it on his dresser. I ignore him, standing with Ice in one arm as I pull off my cat ears, putting them with the leash, and I grab at my tail before placing it with the other accessories. Lying with my kit in one arm, I wait for Kanda as he does the same minus the cat and after releasing Ice, I cuddle up to him, wanting to rest for a while since I got very little sleep last night. My boyfriend asks, "Do you like water?"

"What do you mean?" I ask, confused as I glance up at him, his eyes closed and his head against the white pillow. He says, "Do you like to swim and stuff like that?"

I nuzzle back down into his chest, shutting my eyes, "Yeah. Mana used to take me to the beach when I was little, but other than that I haven't really done much with pools and that sort of thing. When I started cutting though, I bought a surf shirt to wear in the water if I ever did something along those lines. Why?"

"You'll figure it out," he mutters. "Just sleep for now, Kitten."

The kit at the end of the bed mewed like he was referring to her before I drift off into an ethereal dreamland.

Author Note: READ THIS! IT IS IMPORTANT! CHAPTER 36 WILL BE A FAN Q&A. You heard me! You can ask any questions you want to any character or me as long as it is rated T or below. You can ask as many as you want, and every question will be answered (No spoilers though!). Start thinking of some and review! (EX: Kanda: What is your favorite band? Lenalee: Have you lost your virginity, and if so, to whom? Crowsnight: How many chapters will be in this story?) I will only do the chapter if I get at least 30 questions! In addition, I will answer any questions you might have regarding writing if you think I'm good enough to get advice from (Lol).