A/N: Hello there! Welcome to the 2nd chapter of Fairystuck: The Tour (Part 1).

Warning: In this story, when the trolls are talking, I will be expressing their words through their quirks. (e.g. Karkat's in all caps, Kanaya's Like This, etc.). If you don't like this because you don't like reading the quirks, just deal with it. If you really don't like this, I can provide a quirk-free version for you.

Also, this chapter may appear to be very long, but that's only because of the memo in this chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Fairy Tail or Homestuck. The respective owners own what they own, and I only own the plot.

This chapter is in Kanaya's POV.

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Chapter 2: The Tour – PT. 1

—Kanaya—

How surprised was Kanaya when she heard Karkat's story?

Well, that answer went without saying. The young troll was surprised—very surprised. Karkat wasn't the type of troll who let a random girl tour the "guild". Perhaps this universe was doing things to his head.

Karkat entered the building for their guild, Alternian Beforus. Upon arriving in Fiore, a few people had said that all of them may be "wizards". As time passed, more and more people said that the trolls and kids combined were wizards. They had to set up two guilds—one for the humans, and one for the trolls. The trolls' was called Alternian Beforus, and the humans' was called Skaian Earth. They stayed in Fiore for six months, and then Jade sent them all back to their universe. Again, they stayed in their universe for six more months until a strange force had sent them back to Fiore, for whatever reason. This was their second time in this universe. On top of that, their computers wouldn't work very well in Fiore, which was horrible.

However, the second time around, the trolls and humans both grouped into Alternian Beforus, since they needed to stay together. So, when Karkat entered the building for Alternian Beforus, fourteen pairs of eyes (minus Gamzee, who was currently out) turned to look at him.

"OKAY, EVERYONE," Karkat yelled, as loud as ever. "SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU, AND LOOK HERE. THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT THAT I NEED TO TALK ABOUT WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, EVEN THE DORKS."

"W3LL, WH4T 1S 1T?" Terezi asked.

"I WENT OVER TO THE PHANTOM PLACE," Karkat started, "AND SO, I 'SAVED' A GUY WHO WAS DEFEATED BY THE PHANTOM DUDE. THERE WAS THIS GIRL THERE, TOO. HER NAME IS LUCY, AND SHE'S A HUMAN."

"Duh, she's a human!" Vriska sighed. "I don't think there's anyone here in this universe 8esides us who aren't human."

"OKAY, WHATEVER," Karkat said. "THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT SHE ASKED ME IF SHE COULD TOUR THIS 'GUILD'."

"And you refu2ed and made her mad," Sollux guessed.

"NO," Karkat said, "I DIDN'T."

No one replied.

"What?" Jade said after a while, breaking the silence. "You mean…you didn't say no?"

"IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG TO FIGURE OUT?" Karkat grumbled. "WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT BY 'NO, I DIDN'T REFUSE'?"

"What I Think Is," Kanaya replied, "That Knowing You, Nobody Thought You Would Accept The Girls Offer. We All Thought You Were Going to Decline It."

"MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE," Karkat said. "BUT WHATEVER. CAN'T GO BACK ON IT NOW. ANYWAY, SHE SAID TO MEET AT FAIRY TAIL'S 'NEW PLACE' TOMORROW AT NOON. JUST FOR PROTECTION, THOUGH, I NEED SOMEONE WITH ME WHEN I GO TO FAIRY TAIL."

Nepeta looked up, almost delighted. ":33 do you want me to go with you?" she asked.

"NEPETA, SORRY, BUT NO," Karkat said. "I MEAN, I'M NOT TRYING TO OFFEND YOU OR ANYTHING, BUT IF SOMETHING, OR SOMEONE ATTACKS US, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW GOOD YOU CAN DEFEND YOURSELF."

Nepeta stared down at the ground, crestfallen.

"WHY DONT YOU BR1NG M3?" Terezi asked. "1 DONT R34LLY L1K3 GO1NG W1TH YOU, BUT 1TS B3TT3R TH4N DO1NG 'JOBS' H3R3. PLUS, YOU KNOW 1M GOOD 1N B4TTL3."

"RIGHT. I'M TOTALLY GOING TO GO TO FAIRY TAIL WITH A MANIAC RIGHT NEXT TO ME. IF YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY, THINK AGAIN," Karkat snapped.

"YOU 4R3 SO HOP3L3SS," Terezi sighed.

"ANYWAY, KANAYA," Karkat said, turning to her, "SINCE YOU'RE LIKE, THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? I THINK YOU'D BE THE BEST OPTION."

Kanaya paused. Should she really come with Karkat? What if the whole thing turned out to be a trap? She certainly couldn't go around bisecting humans with her chainsaw—that would make her look evil. But, after a few minutes of thinking, she finally decided to agree. If they were attacked, the least she could do was go down fighting. "Fine. Ill Go," she replied.

"GREAT, THANKS," Karkat said. "REMEMBER, THE LUCY HUMAN SAID TO MEET AT FAIRY TAIL'S 'NEW PLACE' AT NOON TOMORROW, SO, LIKE, PRACTICE WITH YOUR CHAINSAW OR SOMETHING, OKAY? THAT'S IT. BYE, ALL YOU IDIOTS." Karkat turned and walked out of the guild building.

"I Guess Ill Be Going Too," Kanaya said, and turned to follow Karkat out of the guild building.

The day after, just before noon, Kanaya walked into the guild building. Karkat was the only one there besides her—at least, for the time being.

"HI, KANAYA," Karkat greeted. "WE SHOULD GET GOING RIGHT ABOUT NOW."

"Yes, We Should," Kanaya agreed. "Do You Think This Is A Good Idea? Why Did You Agree To Lucys Request, Anyway?"

"HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW," Karkat replied. "I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BIT RUDE OF ME NOT TO. AND ANYWAY, SHE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY QUESTIONED ME ABOUT HOW I LOOKED, SO I GUESS I KIND OF DELAYED HER QUESTIONING." As he said this, Karkat started walking out of the guild. Kanaya followed.

"We All Know That You Never Accept Peoples Offers, No Matter What The Circumstances," Kanaya pointed out. "But Ill Let It Go."

After exiting the guild, the two set off toward where Karkat had gone yesterday, avoiding towns because their appearance would most likely attract looks. Soon, they made it to a sort of construction site. Many people were gathered there, and it looked like they all were trying to build something. Kanaya guessed that this was Fairy Tail's 'new place'. She saw a girl with long red hair in a construction worker outfit, a pink-haired boy with a scarf wrapped around his neck, a black-haired boy who had…oddly taken off his shirt, for some reason, and a girl with blonde hair that fell around her shoulders who must have been the Lucy that Karkat was talking about, based on his description. They were all talking to each other.

As Kanaya and Karkat drew closer, Kanaya saw a blue-haired girl hiding behind a stack of logs. Kanaya knew she shouldn't be one to have judgment, seeing as she had gray skin and horns herself, but honestly, what was with the hair colors of these people?

Kanaya and Karkat ducked behind another stack of logs. Thankfully, neither the blue-haired girl nor the others saw. They waited a few minutes, and then Lucy said something to her three friends. Lucy then walked over to the same stack of logs that Kanaya and Karkat were behind. Maybe this was just instinct, or a lucky guess, but Kanaya wasn't sure if it was either.

Lucy looked surprised at seeing Kanaya, but kept her cool. "Um, hi," she greeted. She glanced over at Kanaya. "Who are you?"

"Kanaya," Kanaya supplied. "Kanaya Maryam."

"Karkat probably told you about me, but I'm Lucy," Lucy said. "Should we get going, then?"

Karkat nodded and Lucy smiled. "Great!"

Then they walked off.

Only a few miles away from Alternian Beforus, Lucy stopped. "Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you guys," she said.

"What?" Kanaya asked.

"My friends are coming, too," Lucy replied calmly. "They've been following us this whole time."

"WHAT?" Karkat yelled. "NO, NO, NO! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME OR KANAYA SOONER? I ONLY AGREED TO YOU COMING OVER, NOT ALL OF YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS!"

"Sorry…" Lucy murmured. "I just completely forgot. Can we still continue the tour?"

"CAN I TALK ABOUT THIS WITH KANAYA FOR A BIT? PRIVATELY?" Karkat asked. Lucy nodded.

"Yeah, I understand. Sorry for not letting you know sooner."

"GREAT. COME ON, KANAYA." Karkat walked away from Lucy, and Kanaya followed.

"WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME IDEAS FROM EVERYBODY ELSE," Karkat said, pulling out his computer.

"Why Are You Using Your Computer?" Kanaya asked. "Our Computers Dont Work Here."

"I ASKED SOLLUX TO SET UP A GOOD CONNECTION HERE IN THIS UNIVERSE WHEN WE GOT HERE THE SECOND TIME AROUND," Karkat explained. "WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO USE IT IN 'EMERGENCIES'. APPARENTLY THERE'S A LIMIT ON TIME WE CAN USE IT."

"Why Didnt You Tell Everybody?" Kanaya inquired.

"I DIDN'T WANT TO," Karkat replied. "TAKE OUT YOUR COMPUTER TOO, KANAYA. I'M GOING TO SET UP A MEMO AND SEE WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE THINKS."

Kanaya nodded and pulled out her own computer, logging on to Trollian. Soon, a memo which Karkat created had become available.

- MEMO - (1)

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

CCG: ALRIGHT, TEAM.

CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] responded to memo.

CGA: It Does Not Seem Like Anybody Else Is Here

CCG: THERE IS A CRISIS GOING ON.

CGA: I Said That There Is Nobody Else Here But Us Karkat

CCG: OH, DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL COME.

CCG: ANYWAY.

CCG: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE LUCY HUMAN HERE. YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TALKED ABOUT YESTERDAY. GET IT? GOOD FOR YOU! DON'T GET IT? SCREW OFF.

CGA: Karkat

CGA: Nobody Else Knows About The Connection But You Me And Sollux

CGA: You Do Understand This Right

CCG: OH CRAP.

CCG: WHY DIDN'T THAT BRAINLESS MORON TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE CONNECTION?

CCG: JUST A MOMENT HERE.

- Brief timeskip -

CCG: ALRIGHT, HE AGREED AND TOLD EVERYBODY.

CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] responded to memo.

CTA: alriight 2piil iit KK, what2 goiing on here

CTA: ii diidn't 2eal my death 2entence for nothiing

CTA: everybody here ii2 mad at me for not telliing everybody about the 2tupiid connectiion

CTA: what2 the biig deal

CCG: OKAY. THING IS, THE LUCY GIRL BROUGHT HER FRIENDS TOO. AND WE NEED SOME WAY TO GET THEM TO GO AWAY.

CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] responded to memo.

CCA: wwhy dont wwe just use force and drivve them awway

CCA: wwe all arrivve at your location and fight them

CCA: wwe havve more people

CCG: OH MY GOG, NO.

CCG: WE'D BE DESERTING THE "GUILD".

CCG: AND THEN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

CCG: OH, AND DID I MENTION, THEY'RE PRETTY POWERFUL.

CCG: UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY THAT CONFIDENT IN YOUR BATTLE SKILLS, I SAY NO.

CCA: i say wwe are good enough

CCA: lets take a stand

CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] responded to memo.

CCC: W)(y can't we just negotiate wit)( t)(em?

CCC: Or maybe we could just let t)(em go! It's not t)(at big of a deal.

CCG: OH MY GOD. NO.

CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] responded to memo.

CAC: :33 i agree with feferi!

CAC: :33 we should all just try to settle this in a peacefur manner

CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] responded to memo.

CGC: WH4TS TH1S 4LL 4BOUT?

CCG: HOW ABOUT YOU READ?

CGC: 1 KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON

CGC: BUT 1 R34LLY DONT H4V3 4NY 1D34S

CGC: 4ND HON3STLY 4LL OF YOUR 1D34S 4R3 CR4P :]

CGC: SO TH1S 1S WH4T SHOULD H4PP3N

CCG: I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEAS!

CGC: 1 DONT

CGC: BUT 1F YOU 4LL 4R3 R34LLY TH4T CONC3RN3D 4BOUT 1T 4LL

CGC: TH3N 1 S4Y

CGC: M3RG3 4LL YOUR 1D34S TOG3TH3R

CCG: OH HELL NO.

CCG: THAT'D BE HORRIBLE!

CGC: TH3N 1 SUPPOS3 1LL JUST S1T B4CK 4ND W4TCH 4S YOU 1D1OTS F1GHT W1TH 34CH OTH3R :]

CCG: IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE, AT LEAST HELP BRAINSTORM.

CCG: IF NOT, THEN I'M BLOCKING YOU.

CGC: WH4T3V3R.

CGC: 1TS NOT L1K3 1 C4NT GO ON BY T1M3 TR4V3LL1NG.

CCG blocked CGC from responding to memo.

CGA: Please Stop Fighting Like This

CGA: I Think That Only Karkat And I Should Talk About It

CGA: Since After All We Are The Ones Involved In It

CCG: YES, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, KANAYA.

CCG: YOU EARNED A FEW BRAIN POINTS JUST NOW!

CCG: CONGRATULATIONS, ON THE BRAIN LADDER, YOU JUST ADVANCED TO LEVEL 2: BRAINSTORMING!

CGA: Ill Take That As A Compliment And Not An Insult

CGA: But I Think It Was An Insult

CGA: Well Anyway

CTA: oh whatever

CTA: you all can do your 2tupiid 2tuff wiith tryiing two braiin2torm, but me, iim out of here

CTA: 2ee all of you 2uckers

CTA ceased responding to memo.

CAC: :33 i think i'll be taking my leave too!

CAC: :33 it doesn't concern me anymore.

CAC: :33 good luck!

CAC ceased responding to memo.

CCC: I'm leaving too!

CCC: I mean, it doesn't reelly concern me eit)(er.

CCC: S-EA YOU! 38)

CCC ceased responding to memo.

CCA: ill be going too

CCA: youll regret not choosing my idea, but wwhatevver do wwhat you wwant

CCA ceased responding to memo.

CCG: OKAY, NOW WHAT.

CGA: Do You Have Any Ideas At All

CCG: NO, WHAT ABOUT YOU.

CGA: I Have One But If Possible I Dont Want To Suggest It

CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] responded to memo.

CAG: Oh my god, what is it now!

CGA: Oh, Hello Vriska

CCG: DAMMIT VRISKA, WHAT DO YOU WANT.

CCG: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT ME AND KANAYA ARE BRAINSTORMING HERE?

CCG: WE REALLY DON'T NEED YOU HERE.

CAG: My, my, Karkat.

CAG: Calm down. I merely wanted to see what this was all a8out!

CAG: Turns out it's nothing.

CGA: Actually Vriska

CAG: Hmmmmmmm?

CGA: I Have Something I Need To Ask You About And Its About The Idea I Was Talking To Karkat About Earlier

CAG: What is it?

CGA: Im Sure You Know Whats Going On Right Now Correct

CAG: Of course I do. Why would I not?

CGA: Okay Thats Good

CGA: So You Know About How The Lucy Human Brought Her Friends Along

CAG: Yes. Honestly! Fussy little meddlers.

CGA: I Wonder

CGA: If You Would Mind…Controlling Them...If You Can Do That

CAG: Hmm, it depends on the distance. How far are you from the guild?

CGA: Not That Far Away. A Few Miles I Guess.

CAG: That's perfect! I can do that. Okay, when do you want me to control them?

CGA: Just Control The Lucy Human When Karkat Tells You To Via Trollian

CAG: And what do you want me to make them do? I can do anything, really.

CGA: Make Them Lose

CGA: Youll Understand When Karkat Contacts You

CAG: It's a deal! L8ter! :::;)

CCG: OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?

CGA: I Duel Lucy One On One With My Chainsaw And If She Wins Then We Have To Let Her Party Tour The Guild. If I Win Then Only She Can Tour The Guild And She Has To Promise Not To Tell Anyone

CCG: SO WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT IT?

CGA: You See, I Cant Really Hurt Her With My Chainsaw Without Completely Killing Her And I Dont Want To Kill Her

CCG: OH, IS THAT WHY YOU ASKED VRISKA TO HELP YOU?

CGA: Yes

CCG: OKAY, FINE. ARE YOU SENDING A SIGNAL TO ME TO TELL VRISKA DURING THE FIGHT?

CGA: Yes

CGA: The Signal Will Be The Second Charge With My Chainsaw

CGA: Obviously Im Not Going To Try To Hit Her

CCG: GREAT. LET'S DO IT.

CCG closed memo.

- END OF MEMO –

Both Kanaya and Karkat closed their computers, putting them away. Karkat looked over at Kanaya. "ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THIS?" he asked.

"Yes," Kanaya said.

"THEN LET'S GET BACK TO LUCY," Karkat said. The two trolls walked back to where Lucy was waiting.

"So?" Lucy asked.

"We Have Come To An Agreement," Kanaya replied.

A/N: So, how did you like it? Or did you not like it at all? Review and let me know! Remember, constructive criticism is acceptable, but not flames.

In case you're wondering, I put this chapter (The Tour) into two parts because of how crazily long the memo was. I even cut some of the unnecessary parts out from when I first wrote it, and it still ended up as a huge text.

Some things I would like to clear up:

(1) - If there is a number in parentheses next to a -MEMO- sign or something like that, it means that on the bottom, after reading everything, if you don't like reading through the trolls' quirks or just memos in general, then there will be a short summary after the chapter ends. Here is the short summary for that memo:

The participants in the memo are Karkat, Kanaya, Sollux, Nepeta, Eridan, Terezi, Feferi, and Vriska. It turns out that there is a connection that Sollux set up, and with this connection, Karkat and Kanaya, with the other trolls, discuss how to stop Lucy from bringing her friends (Natsu, Gray, and Erza) to their guild. Kanaya reveals her idea - she wants to challenge Lucy 1-on-1 - and Vriska helps her with the plan, saying that she will control Lucy to make Lucy surrender. A few other things occur - Sollux says that he is now hated for not telling anybody about the connection, Eridan says to fight Fairy Tail, and others. That's all.

Also, just so you know, this story is set during the Act 6 intermissions. Let's just pretend that the people/trolls who're dead by that point aren't dead, because I want to have all 12 trolls in this (and preferably not as ghosts). Sadly, the post-scratch kids or the dancestors will not be making an appearance, simply because I feel like they wouldn't do much to the plot.

Look forward to the next chapter: Part 2 of The Tour!