A/N: Hello there! Welcome to the 3rd chapter of Fairystuck: The Tour (Part 2).

This chapter may be relatively boring to some (almost all of it is Lucy and perhaps her friends touring Alternian Beforus), but I swear on my life that next chapter will be better.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Fairy Tail or Homestuck. The respective owners own what they own, and I only own the plot.

This chapter is in Kanaya's POV once more, because originally, The Tour was going to be only one chapter - but because of how long the memo turned out to be, I decided to split it into two. I wanted to stay as close to that as possible.

Also, let's just pretend that Vriska couldn't mind-control the pre-scratch kids because they were in different sessions and all that. And maybe that her mind-controlling got better over time.

Special thanks to NuevoMundo and melancholygoggles for following, and melancholygoggles for favoriting! Also thanks to everyone who read this and also all reviewers.

Review replies:

MelonPalooza: I am aware of that, but I feel like Karkat downgrades/underestimates/whatever Nepeta, and besides, he hasn't actually seen her fight (at least, not that we've seen, or probably will ever see) so I guess he couldn't really determine her fighting level. I completely agree with you on the fact that Nepeta can definitely fend for herself, though. But thank you.

Chapter 2: The Tour – PT. 2

—Kanaya—

Lucy cocked her head to the left like a dog, interested. "What is that agreement?" she asked curiously.

"I Will Battle You One On One," Kanaya began. "If I Win, Only You Can Tour Our Guild. But If You Win, You And Your Friends Get To Tour Our Guild. Is That An Acceptable Deal?"

"Hmm…" Lucy trailed off quietly. Then she nodded. "Yes, I think that'll work!"

"Thats Good," Kanaya sighed in relief. She didn't want to know what would have happened if Lucy had refused—which was probably in a doomed timeline. "Should We Begin Right Now?"

"Why not wait?" Lucy asked.

"Alright," Kanaya said. Then she pulled her chainsaw out of her strife specibus.

Lucy gaped. "Where did you get that chainsaw? Do you use Requipping Magic?"

"I Dont Believe So," Kanaya said. "I Dont Practice Requipping Magic."

"Well, okay," Lucy sighed. She took out a golden key from a pouch connected to her belt. The golden key had the same symbol that Eridan had on his shirt. "Gate of the Water Bearer, I open thee! Aquarius!"

After talking with Rose about this world, and sharing information from various books, Kanaya knew this type of magic. It was apparently "Celestial Wizard Magic". A Celestial Wizard could use Gate Keys to transport Spirits in and out of the Spirit World to do various deeds.

Out of the key of the "Water Bearer" sprang a mermaid. The mermaid had long blue hair, a blue bikini, and a blue tail. She held an urn in her hands, and didn't look very happy at her being summoned.

"Aquarius, attack that girl!" Lucy ordered, pointing straight at Kanaya. For a second, Kanaya was frozen. She knew she could do nothing to intercept the oncoming attack from…was it Aquarius?

"No," Aquarius replied.

"No?!" Lucy shrieked, completely surprised. "What do you mean, 'no'?"

"I will not attack this girl," Aquarius said. "I haven't ever met her, but in a sense…I think I owe her somehow. I owe her for something…but I don't know what."

"Just attack her!" Lucy yelled.

"I won't attack her," Aquarius said firmly.

Lucy sighed. "Gate of the Water Bearer, I close thee!" Aquarius disappeared.

Lucy stared at Kanaya. "How do you have that effect on a Celestial Spirit like Aquarius?" she asked. "I've never seen anyone who can do something like that."

"I Honestly Dont Know," Kanaya admitted. She racked her brain for something that could determine Aquarius's mood like that. Wait…didn't Aquarius's key have the same symbol as the one on Eridan's shirt? Could the two possibly be linked somehow? What if Aquarius had felt that "I owe her" feeling from Eridan, who Kanaya had taught magic to? If that were the case…then maybe…maybe she could actually win this fight.

Lucy then opened the Gate of the Archer, who had the same symbol as Equius's. The same thing happened, only this time Sagittarius—the Spirit's name—said that he wouldn't hurt a "good-hearted mediumblood".

"What on earth do you mean?" Lucy asked as she closed the Gate of the Archer. She glanced at Kanaya suspiciously, and then opened the Gate of the Golden Bull—Taurus, having the same symbol as the one on Tavros's shirt.

Taurus was, surprisingly, incredibly pervy, but still said that he wouldn't hurt Kanaya ("She was responsible for helping me with something…"). Then Lucy closed his gate, and opened the Gate of the Crab, Cancer, who had the same symbol as the one on Karkat's. Kanaya had to admit, the comparison was amusing. He claimed that—these were his words, not Kanaya's—"I will never hurt one of my very best friends-ebi." Kanaya had no idea what "-ebi" meant and didn't know if she wanted to know.

Then Lucy opened the Gate of the Maiden, Virgo. Virgo had the same symbol as the one on Kanaya's shirt. She then said that she wouldn't attack the "same person as her but from a different place", but then continued to say "but I have an odd feeling that I know someone who does". Kanaya bet she was referring to Karkat; Karkat warred with his past and future selves all the time.

Lucy's jaw had practically hit the ground by the time she had finished trying all her keys. "What type of person are you?" she asked as she looped her whip from her belt. "I guess I'll have to fight by myself." Then she charged with her whip.

Kanaya managed to sidestep, but didn't bring her chainsaw up in fear of hurting Lucy. She then ran at Lucy, but intentionally didn't aim for Lucy herself but instead went for the whip. If she could cut it in half, then Lucy would probably have to fight with her bare fists.

That was my first charge, Kanaya thought. One more charge and Karkat would take it as a signal to message Vriska. She would have to time this charge well.

Lucy cracked her whip at Kanaya, and the edge barely missed the troll's head. It went on like that for a minute or two, Lucy trying to hit Kanaya with her whip, and Kanaya just barely dodging.

Finally, Kanaya gave up hope that she could outlast Lucy. She charged at Lucy for the second time, brought up her chainsaw, and cut off a tiny bit of the whip. Not like it mattered now anyway.

As soon as she had charged twice, out of the corner of her eye, Kanaya saw Karkat scrambling away to a place hopefully out of sight. Good. Just a little longer and Vriska would be there to control Lucy long enough to make her surrender.

Lucy charged again. This time, Kanaya cut off another bit of the whip. The whip was slowly getting shorter and shorter. Maybe she could beat Lucy before Vriska even beat Kanaya to the chase.

Kanaya, this time, also ran at Lucy, aiming directly for the whip and nothing else. Lucy—who seemed to know what Kanaya intended to do—managed to bring her whip and herself out of harm's way. Kanaya was sent tumbling through thin air.

Vriska then came in. Kanaya knew that Vriska was there—how she did know, she had no clue. Kanaya had a feeling that Vriska was pushing her mind to be able to control a human for even that short of a time period. She could also spot Karkat slowly walking back, as if he didn't want to see any more of the fight.

Kanaya knew Vriska had gained control even for only a few minutes. Lucy fell to her knees. "I…surrender," she said, gasping for air, even though Kanaya had a feeling Vriska was just taunting her through Lucy.

Kanaya put her chainsaw back in her strife specibus as she looked down at Lucy. She felt Vriska's presence simply vanish—she had done her job and wanted no more to do with the subject. Lucy looked up. "I really did lose, didn't I?" she muttered.

The troll girl only nodded.

Lucy stood up and brushed the dust off her pants. "Let's go on the tour, then!" she said excitedly. All the sorrow in her mood seemed to completely vanish. This girl was weird, Kanaya decided. Not like she could talk—Kanaya was pretty "out there" too.

Kanaya looked over at Karkat. "Come On, Karkat," she called.

"OKAY, I'M FRICKING COMING," Karkat yelled as he made his way over. "SO, UH, THIS WAY TO THE GUILD, RIGHT?" He pointed to the north.

"Oh, wait!" Lucy said. "I need to talk to my friends about this. I'm sure they'll be disappointed they can't go…but it's for the best."

Lucy jogged off. A few minutes later, she came back, looking a bit depressed again.

Finally, the trio made it to the guild building of Alternian Beforus. Lucy stood in front of the entrance, gaping in awe at the building. Honestly, Kanaya didn't consider it much. It was a simple stone building with two banners—Prospit on one, Derse on the other. The door was wooden, and the building was probably only a little taller than the average house.

"I'm finally here," Lucy whispered. "I've wanted to go to this place for so long…and I'm finally here…"

Kanaya glanced at Karkat. She sent a silent message: Why Did You Decide To Bring This Girl Here?

Karkat glared at her like, DON'T ASK ME WHY. I WASN'T IN MY RIGHT MIND AT THAT TIME, OKAY?

"Lets Go Inside," Kanaya suggested, reaching for the doorknob. Lucy nodded eagerly. Kanaya opened the door and Lucy rushed in, taking in quick, short breaths. Karkat then followed suit, and Kanaya was the one to close the door.

"It's amazing here!" Lucy exclaimed. She rushed around as the guild members just glanced at her. Aradia was completely ignoring her, as she usually did with everyone else, Feferi looked just as excited as Lucy to have a new person here, and the humans looked completely mortified—Rose, in particular, was eying Lucy quite strangely.

Vriska couldn't help hiding a smirk as Lucy passed by her, and Eridan scowled as Lucy ran past him.

Lucy looked up at the second floor. "Who are the S-class Wizards here?" she asked.

Oh, right…Alternian Beforus had taken the S-class Wizard Advancement Exam. Kanaya smiled as she recalled the memory. Mostly everyone had gotten to participate, and it turned out that the ones to win S-class were John, Dave, Aradia, and Vriska. Kanaya had a feeling that Jade and/or would win S-class next time around, as Jade had still been gathering her strength when the S-class exam had happened.

"John, Dave, Aradia, And Vriska Are Our S-Class Wizards," Kanaya replied.

"Oh! Who are they?" Lucy questioned. "Can I meet them?"

Kanaya nodded. She looked at Karkat, and he motioned to Aradia and Vriska, and then John and Dave. Aradia and Vriska first, and John and Dave next. Kanaya assumed that Karkat would also add, "SO THAT BLONDE IDIOT MEETS THE CRAZY ONES FIRST, AND THEN THE STUPID ONES."

Kanaya led Lucy to where Aradia was sitting all alone at a table, clad in her God Tier clothes. "This Is Aradia," Kanaya explained.

"Hi!" Lucy greeted. "I'm Lucy Heart—" Then she froze mid-sentence, as if remembering something. "Well, just call me Lucy."

Aradia glanced at Kanaya quickly before answering, "aradia megido. what are you doing here?" After Aradia had advanced to God Tier, she now put more emotion into things, and luckily didn't have a very hollowed-out voice anymore.

"I got invited to tour your guild!" Lucy answered. "So, Kanaya told me you're an S-class Wizard. What's it like? All the S-class Wizards in Fairy Tail are a bit strange…except maybe Erza and Mirajane. Well…anyway, what's it like, being an S-class Wizard?"

"i haven't been an s-class wizard for long," Aradia replied. "and i haven't had much s-class jobs. i've been busy with other things. sorry."

"Oh…" Lucy looked crestfallen, and then looked back at Kanaya. "Why don't you show me Vriska? You said she's an S-class Wizard, and I want to meet her."

That almost brought a smile on Kanaya's face. Someone actually wanted to meet Vriska. "Alright," she agreed.

Vriska was in the next table over, and Kanaya had to walk just a few steps. "Lucy, This Is Vriska," she explained, as Vriska turned around.

Vriska, today, had her regular clothes on instead of her God Tier clothes on. She turned to see Lucy, and then smiled. "Hello. Aren't you Lucy? The one that Karkat apparently invited to tour our guild? Oh, my. Aren't you the f8mous little girl? I'm Vriska Serket, resident S-class Wizard of Alternian 8eforus, and m8y8e even the strongest out of all of us." Vriska smiled again, but Kanaya could tell that she wanted this to be over with already.

"Er…hi," Lucy said. "I'm that famous?"

"Of course you are! You're the first person that Karkat hasn't flipped his little finger off to when meeting for the first time. Personally, I'm kind of impressed."

Lucy had a small smile on her face. "Wow," she murmured. Then, speaking up louder, she asked, "What's being an S-class wizard like?"

"Oh, it's soooooooo hard!" Vriska groaned. "The jo8s are even harder than the ones that the 'regular' guild mem8ers get. It's tough 8eing an S-class wizard. You have to do all this stuff, and all that stuff, and your jo8s are so life-threatening. You have to 8e careful, or else you're f8cing the consequences."

"Yeah," Lucy agreed. "Once one of my guild members made me go on an S-class quest with him. It was really hard."

"I know, right!" Vriska said. "The whole thing is just so crazy. I think I need a 8r8k from all of that stuff. Anyw8y, have you talked to John, Dave, or Aradia yet? They're all also S-class wizards too. I 8et they could advise you 8etter than I can."

"I talked to Aradia," Lucy replied. "I haven't talked to John or Dave yet."

"Oh, you should!" Vriska suggested. "In the meantime, I need to go catch a 8r8k. M8y8e I'll see you again, f8mous girl!" Vriska strode off.

Kanaya almost sighed at the entire exchange. Vriska obviously didn't want anything to do with Lucy, but pretending that she enjoyed Lucy's company was absolutely horrid. She would have to do something to make sure Vriska didn't manipulate the poor girl.

"Come On," she advised. "Lets Go See John And Dave."

John and Dave were, relatively, not very interesting. John talked about how it was going to be hard to test his friends in the next exam. Dave discussed how being an S-class wizard took a lot of time away from your regular schedule. Even so, Lucy was intrigued. She took in every piece of information like a bee sucking nectar. Finally, she turned to Kanaya and Karkat.

"I have some questions," the Fairy Tail wizard announced. It was quite obvious what the questions were about.

"Go Ahead," Kanaya said.

"Who's the master of Alternian Beforus?" Lucy asked.

Oh, great. Kanaya had a feeling that at one point in time or another, Lucy would be asking this question. Apparently, in Fiore, each guild had a "master" who was practically the leader of the guild, and also very possibly the strongest member, or at least one of the strongest members. However, Alternian Beforus, as it was sort of the "cover" for the trolls and beta kids combined while living in Fiore, didn't exactly have a master.

"Were Kind Of Transitioning Between Masters," Kanaya finally said. "Our First Master Was Removed From His Position, And Right Now We Still Have A Few Possible Choices For Our Next Master."

"Can you give me one choice?" Lucy pressed.

Kanaya quickly shifted her eyes around the building. She considered her choices.

She could very well spout a random name, but maybe that name was shared with a famous person in Fiore. That would be a risky move. What about anyone she knew? Certainly not anyone in this guild...what about back in her universe? Who acted like a master or a raiser?

Of course. The lusii. Kanaya knew, however, that if she went with any of the lusii, she had to pick a bizarre name, and if Lucy wanted to question her about the lusus, she'd have to answer honestly. She'd have to pick a lusus who was actually fairly motherly/fatherly.

"Gl'bgolyb," Kanaya blurted. "Shes One Of Our Choices Right Now, But She Is Unavailable At The Moment."

Lucy smiled. "Then maybe I can meet her! She'll be available by...uh…next week, right?"

"I…" Kanaya trailed off. She didn't expect Lucy to want to meet Gl'bgolyb. This was bad. "I Suppose," she finished.

"Great!" Lucy said. "Why are you guys wearing all those symbols, anyway? Are you all Celestial Wizards? Are you trying to find those specific Zodiac Spirit Keys? Kanaya, you're wearing a shirt with the Virgo symbol on it. Is your favorite spirit Virgo? That's what I'm asking."

"No," Kanaya replied simply.

"Then…" Lucy thought carefully before asking, "What's with the horns and the skin color?"

There. That's basically what every person asked whenever any of them was out on a "job". Why do you have horns? Why do you have gray skin? Kanaya found the questions hard to avoid, so she rarely went out on jobs unless she had nothing else to do.

"Well," Kanaya laughed nervously. She glanced over at Karkat. Can You Be Of Any Use?

Karkat, at the time, was looking away. He seemed to have a sudden interest in the wall to the right.

Kanaya spotted Rose watching Kanaya and Lucy curiously. Rose, A Little Help Here? Kanaya asked with her eyes.

Rose, seeming to understand, strode over. "Alright," she said calmly. "We all come from different countries. Kanaya and the others with gray skin and horns, they are…kind of special. In the country that we come from, most of the people here are humans. But there's a small portion of the country that are like Kanaya. They're called trolls. They're basically the founders of our country."

Well, it was partially the truth. Kanaya and her friends did create Earth. And they were trolls. Rose had given away that much. But, thankfully, she didn't give away the rest. That took good thinking.

"Yes, Exactly," Kanaya agreed.

Lucy nodded slowly, but she didn't really look like she believed much of it. "What's your name?" she asked Rose.

"My name is Rose Lalonde," the Seer of Light replied. She was dressed in her God Tier clothes today.

"You probably know about me already," Lucy said, "but my name's Lucy. I'm from Fairy Tail!" She looked around. "So you, John, Dave, and the other girl are the only humans here? What's the other girl's name?"

"Her name is Jade Harley," Rose responded. "Along with Aradia and Vriska, we're all some of the strongest. The others are strong, too, of course, but it's mostly John, me, Dave, Jade, Aradia, and Vriska. I think Jade and I will achieve S-class next time."

"Cool!" Lucy exclaimed.

Without anything else to say, Rose walked away.

Lucy turned back to Kanaya and Karkat. "This is an amazing guild!" she squealed. "You all treat each other so well!"

"I WOULDN'T SAY THAT," Karkat said, still gazing at the wall on the right. "I THINK THE REAL TERM FOR THAT IS 'HURT EVERYBODY ELSE'."

"…Why?" Lucy asked, suddenly interested.

"VRISKA, MOST DEFINITELY, IS OUR GREATEST BACKSTABBER. SHE CRIPPLED TAVROS'S LEGS, MADE TEREZI BLIND, AND SHE ALMOST KILLED ARADIA. SHE KILLED A BUNCH OF OTHER TROLLS TOO. DON'T TRUST HER." Kanaya noted that Karkat said 'almost killed'—he probably didn't want to give away that you could revive peoples' dream selves after death in their universe.

Lucy's eyes widened. "She did? No…I can't believe that! She helped me understand S-class the most, though! I…was I manipulated?"

"I BET," Karkat replied.

Lucy looked down and sniffed. When she looked up, Kanaya saw that there were tears starting to gather in her eyes. "I…was…tricked…" she whispered between sniffs. Then she turned and started to ran toward the entrance.

"Wait!" Kanaya called. Although she didn't really care much for the girl, she didn't want Lucy to feel bad just because Vriska had tricked her. "Its Really Nothing, Vriska Always—"

But Lucy had already opened the door. Then she turned back to face Kanaya, and tears streaming down her face, she gulped and shouted, "I'm coming back to see Gl'bgolyb!" Her eyes were seething with fierce determination even as she was crying.

She turned back to the entrance once more and dashed through the open doorway. The door slammed behind her.

A/N: So, how did you like it? Or did you not like it at all? Review and let me know! Remember, constructive criticism is acceptable, but not flames.

I have a poll up on my profile page: Who is your least favorite troll? The answers to that poll are specifically for this story, and will be used to determine what happens later on in the story.

Next chapter, "Nepeta Leijon's Fiore 'Counterpart?'" sea portals will be opened and Nepeta becomes one of the first trolls/humans to actually help Fairy Tail!