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Chapter 41: Truth or Dare

"Okay, one hour," Lenalee says as she slips into the bathroom with Lavi.

The four of us had spent a few more hours in the water park before eating again at one of the restaurants in the Wild Water Dome, and now we were going to play games after a shower.

Closing the door behind me, I watch Kanda walk into the closed off part of the bathroom, already out of his swimsuit, and I quickly follow him, flopping my wet bathing suit over the tub and shivering slightly at the cold on my private areas. Shutting yet another door, I see Kanda adjusting the water temperature in the small shower, which didn't help the steaminess in the already sweat worthy room, and he steps in. Not wasting a second, I hop in beside him, and he slides the glass door closed, closing his eyes as he tilts his head back into the shower head's water flow. There was only five inches max between our chests, and I couldn't help but stare at the creamy, exposed skin of his neck, resisting the urge to kiss the flesh and make the room hotter than it already was.

Wordlessly, Kanda gently grips my shoulders and switches our positions so I was under the water flow, and as I begin wetting my white locks, he begins to lather his sweet shampoo through his long hair. Suddenly, I burst, "Do you like my hair?"

Raising an eyebrow at me, he continues his actions and replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?"

"You do?" I chirp happily, and he moves us again. After beginning to rinse and I start shampooing, he says, "Of course. Why do you think I'm always pulling on it?"

Blushing, I sheepishly answer, "Well, I thought it was something people do when they do stuff like that."

"No, Allen, not everyone does it. I mean, it's not like there's a book on how to have sex."

"I-I-I…but you…just because I'm not as experienced as you doesn't mean I'm completely clueless!" I say as he flips our positions again. He smirks at me, "I must admit though, you'd make a downright sexy Clueless Uke."

"Stop changing the top―"

I'm cut off as his lips clash with mine, effectively shutting me up since it's hard to rant to your boyfriend when said boyfriend's tongue's in your mouth. It takes a moment for me to reciprocate the kiss, but one thing's for sure, when we pull apart, neither of us can seem to catch our breath again as I pant, "You…hate norm…al con…versations."

With a smirk, Kanda traces my wet, swollen lips with his thumb, "You could say that."

He puts his hands on either side of my head, pressing me closer to the wall with his body, and brings his lips closer to mine until they're only a mere millimeter apart, "But I don't think you mind that, do you?"

My silver eyes stared into his midnight ones as he watches me, and I wait expectantly for a kiss, answering, "No, I don't."

"Exactly," he whispers, his breath hitting my anxiously parted lips, and pulls away, beginning to slather his hair with conditioner as I whimper. After I rinse and finish with washing my body, I wait for Kanda to conclude the shower and ask, "So what game would you want to play?"

Giving me a look that said "really", he replies, "I don't like games to begin with, let alone know any."

"Y-you've never played truth or dare or twenty questions?" I gasp, opening the door to the shower while the bluenette squeezes as much water as possible from his hair. Even after we're dressed in our usual attire, save for my sweatpants and new hoodie, he still hasn't replied until we sit on the couch, amazingly enough before the rabbit and Lenalee, and I press, "Well?"

"No, I haven't played any games like those," he says just as the chills hit me.

Luckily for me, Lenalee had brought a quilt for me when they first got here that was at the other end of the couch that I quickly grabbed and wrapped around me, snuggling against my boyfriend as his arms bring me closer to his warmth. A quiet whimper escapes me as I settle on Kanda's lap, crossing my arms across my chest and laying over his torso with his arms around me, and I hear a wolf whistle, "So nothing happened in the shower so you're going to snap the nickel here?"

My shivering halted momentarily as I glanced at the redhead, "What the heck are you talking about?"

"You know," Lavi said, sitting in one of the high chairs at the bar, "that's what Brits call making out."

"Lavi, you idiot, it's not snap the nickel; it's slap and tickle," I say, sweatdropping. After a second, I nuzzle my face into Kanda's chest, the cold only easing slightly, and Kanda tells the moron, "He's on pills for the baby and getting really cold is one of the side-effects."

The rabbit laughs, "Right, excuses, excus―hey!"

A hollow thunk sounds through the condo as a clipboard from who knows where hits the rabbit in the head before Lenalee says, "Lavi, he's telling the truth! How do you think he turned into a girl?"

"I knew that!" he obviously lied, and I turn my head in time to see him rub his head and walk around the bar. "Who wants popcorn while we play?"

"Me!" Lenalee and I yelp in unison.

"So what are we playing?" the rabbit asks as he pops a bag of popcorn in the microwave and turns it on. Lenalee replies, "I was thinking truth or dare."

From where my face was in Kanda's chest, I squeak, "Yeah, let's do that!"

The idea maker laughs and says, "You know Allen, you'll have to unhook from Kanda at some point."

"He will when he's warm," Kanda growls, the vibration in his chest tickling my nose slightly and his arms tightening around my shoulders and hips. Turning enough to see Lenalee looking at us from a chair at the bar, I giggle, "He's just a little protective at times."

"I can see that," she says as Lavi sets the bowl of popcorn on the coffee table and sits on the other couch with Lenalee by the balcony. I turn my body with my knees near my chest as I lay against Kanda, looking at the other couple as I sit on my boyfriend's lap, and I say, "Okay, since it was Lenalee's idea, she goes first."

She glances at her options and asks, "Lavi, truth or dare?"

"Um, dare," he answers, apparently not as scared as he definitely should be.

Evilly, Lenalee challenges, "I dare you to let Allen do your make-up."

His eye widens as he says, "What?!"

"You heard me," she tells him before darting into the hall, back in less than thirty seconds with a red pouch about the size of a dictionary, and probably as heavy as one, too. Even though the chills were gone, I wasn't very happy with the idea of leaving my perch, but I catch the pouch as Lenalee tosses it to me, and I sit on the coffee table in front of Lavi.

"I knew Baka Usagi was secretly a girl," Kanda smirks as I finish five minutes later, Lavi now wearing pink lipstick, a light blush, and a blue-green tinted eye shadow with mascara and eyeliner. Lenalee pouts, "You used to always do my make-up until you started dating Kanda!"

Wrapping the blanket around me as I sit down, I promise, "I'll do yours tomorrow, I swear."

"Yay!" she squeals from her seat next to the rabbit who now looked like a drag queen. Said drag queen look alike says, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now, Yu, truth or dare?"

Kanda growls, "Don't call me that, and truth."

"Aw, what a wimp," Lavi taunts before my boyfriend switches to dare. "That's more like it. I dare you to make-out with Allen for two minutes while Lenalee and I watch."

"What?! Why don't I get a say in this?!" I squeak before I'm pinned to the couch, Kanda hovering over me. With a smirk, he says, "Weak."

"Why are you hap―"

"Shut up," he interrupts before clashing our lips together harshly and pressing me down into the sofa. Any objections I had died on my lips as I whimpered quietly, Kanda hungrily devouring the small noise as his tongue dominated my mouth, and his hand roams my body, starting at my neck and trailing down until he gets to my hip and slips it under my hoodie. Warmth spreads through me as he tweaks my nipple, and I let out a gasp that soon faded into a high-pitched moan, "Kanda…."

"I'm sorry, who?" he asks against my neck, lightly sucking on the skin there, and I immediately knew he planned on marking me. Shamefully, I repeat, "Master…."

Continuing to roll my pert bud under my shirt, he bites down before sucking hard, and he whispers, "You taste sweet."

A tiny squeak escapes Lenalee and me as he presses our lips together again, and I can taste my blood on his tongue, absolutely melting at the flavor before he pulls away. I whimper as he sits up, leaving me panting on the couch with my shirt and hair ruffled, and Kanda asks, "Moyashi, truth or dare?"

"I'm not answering until you call me Allen," I protest, still splayed out since my arms wouldn't function yet. Rolling his eyes, he repeats, "Kitten, truth or dare?"

Smiling, I say, "Close enough. Um, since everyone's doing dares, I'll do truth."

"Explain the nicknames between you and Lenalee," he said, looking down at me. "Are you going to get up anytime soon?"

"It's not my fault you raped my mouth and I feel like jelly!"

He smirks, "Well, if you don't get up then I might just ravish you in front of the idiots."

As soon as the words leave his mouth, I bolt straight up, "I'm up!"

"No, lay back down! Lay back down!" Lenalee demands, and Kanda and I give her a weirded out look. She clears her throat, "Please continue, Allen."

Rolling my eyes, I begin, "Okay, so Lenalee and I were at a coffee shop after watching some movie that had characters in it that looked like us, and their names were Bubbles and Twinkle. Well, two drunk girls walked in to the shop, looked between us, and then pointed at Lenalee and said, 'You be a Bubbles!'

"Then, they pointed at me and said, 'And you be a Twinkle!'"

"I'm not really sure at what point we started calling each other that though," Lenalee finished and shrugged. Nodding, I say, "Okay, and now, Lenalee, truth or dare?"

"Truth since I'm terrified at the dare you'd give me," she immediately says.

I giggle, "That's true."

"Why?" Lavi asks. Lenalee glances at her boyfriend like he's an idiot, "I've played truth or dare with him before, and Evil Allen is awful at it!"

"Correction, it's awful for the people getting dared," I say before cackling evilly. "Fine wimp, what was the best prank you've ever pulled?"

"You know the answer! You just want Lavi and Kanda to kill me! What kind of best friend are you?!" she squeals before clapping her hands over her mouth as the boyfriends mentioned glare at her.

"What did you do?" Kanda asked, death hiding under the couch at the terrifying aura surrounding him. Burying herself in the quilt, she confesses, "I'm the one who slipped the pink hair dye in your all's shampoo."

As Lavi's eyes turn as red as his hair, she quickly adds, "Allen dared me to though!"

Three eyes, one green and two dark blue, turn to me as the horns sprout past my white hair, and I laugh, "It was awesome, too! I was so proud!"

"If you weren't my boyfriend and pregnant, you'd be dead," Kanda seethed, and Lavi nods, clenching his fists, "Same for me, minus the boyfriend part."

"Allen, truth or dare?" Lenalee asked, still hiding.

"Truth," I answer, wanting to take some of her pain. She growls, "What is the worst thing you did to Kanda without him knowing?"

As the said bluenette glares at me, I say, "You're a bit evil, too."

"Yes. Yes, I am. You should take the pain since who knows what he might do to you," she says with a wicked grin. Nodding, I say, "Okay, I confess. Kanda, I was the one who stole all your underwear and only left thongs and tampons."

"You are so lucky I no longer hate you," he growled, "but as punishment, no sex for a week."

"What!?" I cry, on my knees next to him. "You can't do that to me, Kanda!"

He smirked at my whining as I ask, "Truth or dare."

"Truth since I already did a dare, and I have a feeling you'll make me repeat the last one," he answers. Grinning, I say, "Stupidest thing you've said in front of a girl you liked."

He raises an eyebrow at me, and I quickly corrected, "Or boy you liked."

"How many stupid things have I said in front of you?" he asked, and I shake my head, "None."

"Exactly, think harder," he said.

"Yeah, before you, I thought Yu was asexual," Lavi added, earning a death glare from the apparently asexual samurai before he shut up.

Tilting my head, I think about a good question before asking, "Dumbest thing you've ever done with you brothers."

"Step brothers," he corrects. "Let's see, one time I went out to a karaoke club with them a few years ago, and Daisya being the idiot he was signed me up to sing "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert with some chick I didn't know. Then, he forced me up there, and I had to explain to the woman I was gay. That was another weird conversation because later I found out Daisya was trying to get me to hook up with her, and I had to explain to him I was gay, too."

"Who was the chick?! You didn't do anything, right? Right?!" I hound him, straddling his lap and death glaring him.

He smirks, "Well, I had already lost my virginity at that point, so it doesn't matter, right?"

"What?" I pout, giving him a puppy dog look. Then―oh, the nerve he had!―he laughs. He laughs! After a moment, Kanda says, "No, we didn't do anything. She tried to kiss me, but I pushed her off before she could. Why? Were you jealous?"

Instead of covering up, I say, "Yes!"

Rolling his eyes, he asks, "Baka Usagi, truth or dare?"

"Dare, but it can't cause death."

"I dare you to call Komui and tell him you got Lenalee pregnant," he says, smirking impiously. His beautifully done eye widens as he protests, "But that would cause death!"

"You're over two-hundred miles away, and Lenalee can protect you with her Dark Boots," Kanda says as Lavi hangs his head and reaches for his phone in his pocket.

After a moment of silence, Lavi switches to speakerphone and says, "Hey, Komui."

"Hello, how is Lenalee?"

"Yeah, about her," Lavi crosses his heart while moving his lips in a silent prayer, "I got her pregnant."

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

"I didn't mean to! I really di―"

"SIR KOMLIN THE FOURTH, KILL LAVI THE IMPREGNATER!"

Lenalee shakes her head and says to the phone, "Brother, I'm not pregnant! Lavi was dared!"

"Oh, Lenalee, so you are still innocent?"

"Um, no, but I'm not pregnant!" she says, smacking me on the back of the head as I started laughing. "Komui, if you do anything to Lavi, I will never make coffee for you ever again and I'll break your coffee cup I gave you for your birthday three years ago!"

"But Lenalee! He violated you!"

"He didn't violate me! I instigated it, and I'm sixteen so you can't do anything to me!"

"Lenalee!"

"Goodbye, Brother."

With that, she hung up the phone and threw a pillow at me since I was laughing my head off and saying, "Kanda, I love you and your ability to get people killed in very odd ways!"

"Thanks, I think," he grumbled. Until midnight that night we played truth or dare. Lenalee ended up having to freeze her bras with water in them, except the one she was currently wearing of course, and Lavi had to sing "I'm Sexy and I Know it" while stripping on the balcony until he was only in his underwear. Kanda had to let Lavi put make-up on him blindfolded and leave it on the rest of the game, and I had to wear Lenalee's choice of girl's clothing for the rest of the game.

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"Wasn't that fun?" I ask, sitting on the bed waiting for Kanda to wash off his make-up. He growls, "No, it wasn't."

Laughing, I say, "Liar, it was awesome!"

"Whatever you want to believe," he says, turning off the light and laying beside me, getting under the blankets, and I follow suit. He asks, "Did you have fun?"

"Of course!" I squeak, snagging a pillow and clutching it as I lay with my back to him. "Goodnight, Kanda."

"Goodnight and sweet dreams, Allen," he whispers as he wraps his arms around me, his chest pressed flush against my back as I drift into a surreal dreamland. No, it wasn't a dreamland.

It was a nightmare.

Author Note: Please, Please, PLEASE R/R!