Deadpool: *throws an empty bottle behind him* Sup, kiddies!
Rose: And welcome back to another episode of-
Deadpool: ASK MEEEEEEE!
Rose: Yep. Quick announcement: Deadpool wanted have like a TV show question thingy-
Deadpool: Because I deserve one!
Rose: So, I agreed to it. And so I decided to type it like I would any other story-
Deadpool: There's another reason too but involves the government!
Rose: Not really-
Deadpool: But since I can't let my fans live one more minute without me, I told Rose to record form my apartment. Its location will remain a secret! And from here I will answer your fanmail! Via telegram, letter, or e-mail!
Rose: Yeah. You know you don't really read the letters. You just give it to me and have me read them to you.
Deadpool: That was because I was either eating, cooking, or using the-
Rose: Yeah, yeah. Don't remind me! Oh and Ps. I refuse to read you letters while you're in the bathroom!
Deadpool: Hey, your loss.
Rose: Oh whatever. We have some really good questions this time!
Deadpool: Well ask away!
Rose: Ok. Our first question is from adeadfreelancer. "Can I have a taco with blood? I'm a vampire. Put down that cross bow I don't sparkle. Stupid twighlight!"
Deadpool: Um.. sure. Why not? I just need to figure out where I would get blood form.
[Yellow Box]: Oh! Oh! You can kill someone!
Deadpool: Great idea! Ps. Don't expect me to have any!
Rose: Next question. Emmy asks "Wadey i love you way can't love me I want to be your wife and want your babys to girls and to boys you and Rose name them NOW LOVE YOU wadey kiss kiss bye bye oh and hi rose"
Hi, Emmy!
Deadpool: Rose, did you ask that?
Rose: WHAT?! NO!
[Yellow Box]: She so did!
Rose; I didn't! If I asked a question, I wouldn't use a fake name!
Deadpool: Anyway
(1)I'll love you if you meet my requirements…
Rose: And what's that?
Deadpool: One, she must be hot! Two, she must LOVE Chimichangas! And three…
Rose: What's three?
Deadpool: Something you kiddies shouldn't worry about right now *Pats Rose on her head*
[Yellow Box]: He-he
Deadpool: ;)
Rose: One, ew! And two, I'm not a kid!
Deadpool: ANYWAY! Next question!
Rose: You never finished her second question.
Deadpool I didn't'?
Rose: Nope. You forgot the baby names.
Deadpool: Ok, if I had kids I would name them…. Wade Wilson Jr., Wendy Wilson, Will Wilson, and Willow Wilson.
Rose: She said you and I name the kids.
Deadpool: FINE! What would you name them?
Rose: I would name your kids Roxanne, Veronica, Xavier, and Steven.
Deadpool: Eh, those are fine too, I guess.
[Yellow Box]: The only reason why she had those names picked out is because she wanna have your baby!
Deadpool: Who doesn't?!
[White Box]: I actually I liked those names.
[Yellow Box]: Where have you been?!
[White Box]: Asleep. You guys talk in your sleep way too much!
Deadpool: Whatever! Next question!
Rose: *rolls her eyes* Cherrycloud456 asks, "First off, Deadpool you are awesomely cool! And don't take this the wrong way, but you are my second favorite superhero, I'm sorry Spidey tops you, but only by a little.
1) Does it make you angry when people call you 'Ninja Spider-man'?
2) Did my statement about you being my second favorite superhero upset you?
3) Are you looking forward to X-men: Days of Future Past?
Glad you're back for a Season 2!
Deadpool: IKR! I'm so cool, I should change my name to Iceman!"
Rose: *cough* bad joke *cough*
Deadpool: What did you say?
Rose: Nothing!
Deadpool: And I noticed you had I slight typo. You meant to say that I was your favorite! And I forgive you for that.
Rose: It wasn't a typo-
Deadpool: Your answers: (1) Angry does not begin to DESCRIBE IT! WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME THAT, I KILL THEM IN THE MOST PAINFUL AND TOURCHEROUS WAYS I CAN!
(2)Phf! N-no!
[Yellow Box]: Someone say "denial"!
Deadpool: I am not! Moving on!
(3) It sounds like it's going to be good! I'll see all my X-men buddies!
Next question!
Rose: Ok. Um? This one isn't really a question…
Deadpool: What is it?!
Rose: Um… ok... well, there's someone at the door… it's for you..
Deadpool: *walks to the already opened door. It was a random fan girl walks up in a long trench coat who flashes him. Then walks away*
Rose: That was weird…
Deadpool: 0.0
Rose: Are you ok?
Deadpool: 0.0
Rose: …?
Deadpool: 0.0
Rose: Oh great! You broke him! Thanks a lot, lady!
Deadpool: Nope! I'm good!
Rose: What the hell was that?!
Deadpool: A random fangirl flashing her boobies!
[Yellow Box]: Tee-hee!
Rose: *face palms* Do you even want to continue?
Deadpool: Of course I do! I can't keep my fans waiting!
Rose: Ok. Last one. Devilgirl123 says, "I'm so happy Deadpool is back for season 2! Ok now for questions.
Do you have a favorite ice cream? Mine is called a drumstick before you ask no it's not an actual drumsticks. If you want details about it inbox me.
Have you seen death anymore? I know that you two miss each other a lot.
Do you collect anything? I do beanie babies.
What super heroes would you work with?"
Deadpool: Me too!
(1)I don't know. I eat all kinds of ice cream—
Rose: Drumstick ice cream is the bomb!
Deadpool: Hey! Whose name is Deadpool!?
Rose: *sighs* Yours…
Deadpool: And who was she asking?
Rose: You…
Deadpool: I thought so. Seesh, you can never find go help these days! Now where were we? Oh yes!
(2)Not lately. The last time I saw Death was in my video game... We miss each other sooooo much! *Starts crying*
Rose: Here *hands Deadpool a tissue box*
Deadpool: Thanks! *blows nose* Here *Hands the tissue back to Rose*
Rose: Gee, thanks….
Deadpool: Ok, I think I'm better now.
(3)I collect weapons-"
[Yellow Box]: Mostly guns!
Deadpool: Yeah!
Rose: Aw, beanie babies are so cute! I had, like, ten puppies!
Deadpool: Are you serious?
Rose: Well, back then, I wanted a dog and that was the closest thing I could get!
Deadpool: Lastly, (4) OH! So many come to mind but I'll just name a few. Rogue, Psylocke, Black Widow, and Domino ;) , Thor!, Spidey's always fun, and- oh why not- Wovie, too I guess.
Rose: Ok, thanks for the awesome questions! If you want more episodes don't forget to send in your questions!
Deadpool: We can't have an "Ask Deadpool" if no one does the asking!
Rose: Yeah. Well bye!
Deadpool: FUS RO DAH! Haha! That's really fun to say!
Rose: DEADPOOL! You broke the camera!
Deadpool: I'll buy a new one then.
Rose: *face palms*