Deadpool: Sup, boys and girls. Your favorite merc is back!
Rose: Where were you?
Deadpool: Huh?
Rose: Where were you last night? I woke up at midnight and you were gone!
Deadpool: Well, I—
Rose: Wait! If you were out doing something that's going to make me puke, than don't tell me!
[Yellow box]: We were at a party!
Rose: What?! I thought you said we were on the lam!
Deadpool: We are! That's why I went to the party incognito! What? Did you think I left you?
[Yellow Box]: Aw! She missed us!
Rose: I never said that...
Deadpool: Aw. Here *Deadpool hands Rose a taco* You can have my special taco
Rose: Why is it special?
Deadpool: Because…
Rose: …*hands Deadpool his taco* Keep it.
Deadpool: Whatever. Your loss. *Eats it.*
Rose: Anyway, your fans have a lot of questions for you.
Deadpool: Well ask away!
Rose: OK. Kakashishot asks, 'YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES yes (excited aren't I) I'm done. Deadpool I'm glad u got a new author to answer your fan mail please have special guest stars like u did with sky. Now let's get to the questions.
Q1 in my last question with sky I asked u if u got an apprentice sidekick whatever u don't have to pay them they will learn for free ok who would it be.
Q2 what would u get x23 for Christmas if she got u a missile launcher. Why she had to pay a favor.
Q3 what do u need to play a prank on tony stark
Q4 go to YouTube search Phineas and Ferb mission marvel what r your thoughts on this
Q5 who would u kill (u already got paid) peter Griffin hank hill homer Simpson
Stan smith Cleveland brown or Bob from bob burgers
Q6 how many chimichangas can u eat b4 u Puke
Q7 what kind of car would get
Q8 ever been artistic in anything besides knitting sweaters
Q9 Michael Myer. Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees who wins
Q10 epic rap battles of marvel (check YouTube. Again except on marvel put history) which marvel character would u battle or battle against
Q11 Edward or Jacob
K that's all I got for now PS can I give u a nick name 0o'
Deadpool: Don't worry. Rose and I are in the works of abducting- I mean- transferring guest to my secret base tonight. So if you want to pick our target- I mean guest star tell me now otherwise I'll have to pick someone's name form a hat."
Rose: I never agreed to abducting people!
Deadpool: And for your answers:
(1)Um, I dunno. I guess Ryan Reynolds. That way I can teach him how to be me for my movie. Otherwise anyone who wants to.
(2)If she got me a missile launcher, then I'll get her a motorcycle
(3) An idea. I used up all my good ones pranking the X-Men.
(4)Actually, I saw part of it while Rose was hogging the TV-
Rose: I thought you were asleep.
Deadpool: I was but then I woke up from your laughing.
Rose: It was funny.
Deadpool: Well my thoughts were WHY COULDN'T I BE ON THAT SHOW?! At least Phineas and Ferb are cool. Instead I was put on Ultimate Spider-Man. And who the hell did my voice? I do not sound like that! My voice is way deeper and manlier!
Rose: Except when you scream. Your screams are girlier than mine.
Deadpool: That's because I was showing people my girlie screams. If I used my normal voice, it would sound ten times more manly.
Rose: Whatever.
Deadpool: (5) Eh, I'll kill them all if paid enough.
(6) Hmm, I don't know. I've never tested that out. Rose, order a boat load of Chimichangas. I'm going to test it out!"
Rose: Now?!
Deadpool: Whenever they come!
(7)Whatever car is the fastest, coolest, and has the most room in the backseat if you catch my drift ;)
(8)Well, one time I was paid to kill this guy. I planted a bunch of bombs around this his house. The rain of blood was very artistic to me.
(9)Hmm, their all very strong killers and a battle between all of them would probably take a long time. But I'm going with Jason Voorhees. This guy is a feakin' machine. He's creative, patient and probably the strongest. While Freddy uses dreams and Michael generally likes his giant knives, Jason uses whatever the hell he can get his hands on to kill. Though, he wouldn't be able to permanently kill them. If you've seen Jason vs. Freddy you'll know what I'm talking about. (The ending.)
(10) Wolverine
(11) I hate Twilight… I choose…. TEAM DEADPOOL!"
Rose: Jacob!
Deadpool: Hey! Your MY fangirl, remember?!
Rose: I can be the fangirl to multiple people!
Deadpool: No you can't! There has to be a rule about that in the fangirl handbook!
Rose: There is no fangirl handbook! Next question. Evolution-500 asks "Do you have any thoughts on the new KILLER INSTINCT?
Deadpool: It looks awesome!
Rose: Snarfle says, 'yay I got the first emoti-thingy of the season!
What I meant by Q2 was can I be in the background (like Spidey and Loki aka looki the hooky - hooker.)
I might make a comic of us soon... (Imagination activates)
Bye! WULD NAH KEST (speeds off)'"
Deadpool: Oh! Well sure!
Rose: Trust me. You do not want to be here. It smells, there's water dripping from the ceiling, it smells, it's filthy, and it smells. Did I mention it smells?
Deadpool: OK! We get it!
Rose: Fun fact: I've made comic strips of Deadpool.
Deadpool: You've have got to be one of the craziest fangirl I've ever met!
Rose: I'm going to ignore that. Moving on, "Hey Wade! Just wanted to say how much I love this so far! And be nice to Rose okay Wade? I'll be watching you -_-
And I only have one question...You want a chimichanga? And leave me an emoti-thing too! See ya!
- Sky'
Hi, Sky!"
Deadpool: SKY!?
[YELLOW BOX]: SKY!
[WHITE BOX]: SKY?
YAY! You love our second season! And I have been nice to Rose!
Rose: You're holding me hostage…
Deadpool: No I'm not. We're on the lam, remember?
Rose: …
Deadpool: Ok. I'll be gentle-I mean- NICE to her!
Rose: 0.0…..?
Deadpool: And to answer your question, YES I WANT A CHIMICHANGA!
[Yellow Box]: And she said "see ya"!
Deadpool: That means she'll be back for season three! Oh Yeah!
Rose: Do you always jump to conclusions?
Deadpool: No. Sometimes I'll leap or skip-
Rose: Wow….
Deadpool: Oh! And Ps. Sky, for your chimichanga
;D
Those things are so awesome!
Rose: Thanks for watching. I'm making these as fast as I can but since I'm about to go back to school I'll have figure out which day I should write these. I may do it every Wed and/or Saturday.
Deadpool: Rose, I know how we're going to abduct our guest stars!
Rose: Oh goodie…