Deadpool: Welcome back, kiddies! Your favorite Merc with a Mouth is back, once again! This time we're going to keep the intros short and skip straight to the questions!

Rose: Alright! First question is form Emmy. She says, 'Hi Wadey "Ok, so Wade Jr., Wendy, Roxanne, and Steven. Wilson it is but

Can we call Steven ven for short and Roxanne Roxy? oh ya I got all 3 baby you know that oh and let rose say hi oh and hi rose kiss kiss bye bye Wadey your soon to be'

Hi, Emmy!

Deadpool: First, just to remind you, we don't have kids and second sure! I don't mind calling them by those nick names!

[Yellow Box]: I still think Rose sent that question in. I mean, it sounds just like her!

Rose: I do not sound like that!

Deadpool: She totally does!

Rose: Moving on! Next question's form SpiritDreamWarriors. Who asks, 'Lol now here is my question I want you to ask.

1. Can you use Cloud buster sword

2. Do you like soft or crunchy taco?

3. Would you like to meet Tifa Lockhart (I heard she is very hot and have big melons :D)

See yeah next time.

(1) Hell yeah! I've handled bigger ;)!

(2) Both!

(3) Sure. Why not? But I've seen bigger ;)

Rose: Ok, adeadfreelancer asks, 'Hey Deadpool! Q1: if you were in a horror movie what teen would you kill first? Q2: who is your best friend in the whole multi verse? Q3: remember wolverine and the x man? The next season should be Deadpool and the x force. Q4: there's a web show called red vs. blue. How long would it take for you to get in bed with Tex? Q5: you're not in the wolverine!? They at least owe you that!

Deadpool: (1) Hmm, I would probably first kill the couple who always makes out with each other. They're just asking to be slaughtered. Or the fat guy...

(2) that is a hard question. I mean, I have so many! But I think I'll go with my buddy Cable. Even though he can get really annoying with his crappy monologues! But don't tell anyone! I don't want all my other buddies to get jealous (i.e. Wolvie! Even though he'll never emit it.)

(3)YES!

(4) Ten minutes tops

(5) I know right! What is up with me being in a good movie! Barakapool sucked. But I did like the eye beams!"

Rose: Devilgirl123 says, 'Hey Deadpool it's devilgirl! How are you and I hope your being nice to Rose. If you have any questions for me don't be afraid to ask. *gives him a kiss*'

Deadpool: I'm great. Thanks for asking! And why does everyone think I'm being mean to Rose? I treat her with the kindness and respect she deserves!"

[Yellow Box]: Yeah! After Sky told him to!

Deadpool: That is so not true! Right Rose?

Rose: …. Well…

[Yellow Box]: Told ya!

Deadpool: Just read the next question! PLEASE!

Rose: Alright. Next question was left from an anonymous person. 'Hi wade and Rose I'm bein' bulled by a girl name Ashley my name is Ashley to btw and she is mean to me and no one but me all she likes to talk a lot is sex and boys and when I tell her I'm not comfortable she calls me name's 2 or 3 time's! Did it with little kids in the room. I try to be friends with her but it did not work! She just mean! What do I do? oh r we still goin' to have that taco party?'

Deadpool: Ok. There's two things you're going to have to do. First, you need to curse her out and tell her that her face looks like crap! Use your words like they're a katana and slice her to pieces! Second, if that doesn't work- remember how I told Rose to deal with annoying people last season- well do exactly that! Punch her in the face! Kick her while she's down! Make her regret the way she's treated you!"

Rose: Well, first, stooping down to her level is never the answer. You're better than that. What you need to do is tell someone that can help and stand up to her together! And when she talks about sex and boys again, just leave the room. It's nice that you try to be her friend even though she's not nice to you but not everyone can be your friend. It she isn't treating you nicely, then she doesn't deserve to be friends with someone as nice as you are."

Deadpool: Yeah. Sure. Take the fun out of it!

Rose: But your idea of beating her up could get her arrested!

Deadpool: Not if she doesn't get caught! And sure we're going to have a taco party! I'm waiting on you guys to plan it!

Rose: Snowy asks, 'the girl who is bein bulled is me and r we still goin to have that taco party?'

Deadpool: I'm sorry that girl is treating you like crap. If you want a permanent solution remember that I am a mercenary! And yeah. Same as before, I'm waiting on you guys to plan it! Maybe you guys and Rose can get together to work out the deeds.

Rose: Deadpoolsgirl asks, 'Hey Deadpool! Luv ya! Anyways, do you watch Naruto? And if you do, do you know who Jiraiya is? He's super pervy and reminds me of you sometimes when he's doing 'research.' Seems like something you'd do. What do you think of the show anyway? They all use your favorite weapons, the swords! They're memorable, right?

Deadpool: (1) Nope. I've been too busy setting my trap for our guest stars. I'll check out all that anime stuff tonight… maybe.

(2)I've heard of him. But don't KNOW him.

(3) I've haven't seen an episode yet but I'll let you know my thoughts after I see one.

(4) Hell yeah!

Rose: Deadpoolfan writes, 'Hey Deadpool, I've emailed you a chimichanga. Is it still as good as fresh? Any who! I love you to bits, and I read this fanfiction where you say, this girl is fixing you. Fixing you. What do you think of that? Honestly I don't think there's any part of you that needs to be fixed.'

Deadpool: (1) All chimichangas taste good!

(2) Who the hell thinks I need fixing?! Barakapool is the one who needs fixing! Mind telling me what the fan fiction is called?"

Rose: Last one. Kakashishot asks, 'Thanks deddy (new nickname until u tell me otherwise) for answering my questions. How about u kidnapped hulk. Ok

Q1 what kind of pet would u get?

Q2. Would u ever appear on mtv?

Q3 who would u impregnate?

Q4 ever went to Disney world?

Q5 how do u order your chimichangas

Q6. What mythical beast would u be?

Q7 which Pokémon would u catch?

Q8 which digimon would u pick to be your partner?

Q9 now who's better digimon or Pokémon?

Q10 ever consider going against a predator?

Q11 how would u get out of hell if u solved pinheads cube? K deddy later!

Deadpool: Nice nick name!

(1)since I already had a dog, I'll try a hawk!

(2)Sure! If they'd let me!

(3) If I could, Death.

(4) Yep.

(5)I just tell the waiter that I want some

(6) Dragon I guess

(7) All of them!

(8) Dorugoramon I guess

(9) Digimon. I have my reasons!

(10) No. I haven't thought of it until you mention it.

(11) Well, I've been told that my mouth gets on people's nerves so I guess I could try that if my other plans don't work."

Rose: Thanks for tuning in, guys! See you in the next one!

Deadpool: Rose, get ready for the steak out!

Rose: For what?

Deadpool: Remember those traps I set for the guests!

Deadpool: Oh. THOSE traps.

[Yellow Box]: Oh and bring steak!

Rose: Ok.