Deadpool: DP is in the house!
Rose: Technically it's an apartment…
Deadpool: Use some imagination!
Rose: I did. When I helped you make that trap.
Deadpool: Oh yeah! I almost forgot. We got a guest star! Put your hands together for…..Domino!
Domino: Wade, what the hell is going on?! Why did you kidnap me? And... Is that a camera?
Deadpool: Surprise! You're on ASK DEADPOOL SEASON TWO! The show where my fans ask me questions and I answer them!
Domino: SO, why am I here?
Deadpool: I just said it. You're a guest star.
Domino: Why me?
Deadpool: Because you were the one Rose wanted to have on the show
Rose: I said that I wouldn't mind having her on the show. I didn't say we should kidnap her. You call the shots, remember?
Deadpool: Anyway. Let's start the questions!
Rose: Ok. SpiritDreamWarriors asks 1. What Pokémon that like?
2. Do you think you can use a Keyblade?
3. Can you use a gunblade?
4. Would you like to ride a chocobo?"
Deadpool: (1) Pikachu
(2)Of course
(3) Hell yeah
(4) YES!
Domino, it's your turn
Domino: To do what?
Deadpool: To answer questions
Domino: What the hell is a Pokémon?
Deadpool:…
Rose: Let's just move on, shall we?
Cherrycloud456 asks, 'Q1) Do you want a chimichanga?
Q2) Do you know what shipping is?
Q3) if you do, what are your thoughts on shipping?
Q4) Have you ever tried enchiladas?
Q5) Which Marvel character do you hate the most?
I think that's it. I love you, DP! Stay awesome.
Deadpool: (1)YESSSSS! GIVE ME!
(2)Yes
(3)Well because of shipping, I've seen some very interesting pics of me and Rogue ;)
Domino: Ew. What pictures?"
Deadpool: Pictures that will blow your mind. There's some of us to!
Domino: ….
(4)Yes. They're on my list of favorite foods, under chimichangas.
(5)Mister Sinister. He's kinda annoying."
Domino: Now you know how we feel.
Rose: LOL
Deadpool: You may not speak unless you are answering a question!
Rose: Domino, please answer some questions.
Domino: Fine. (1) sure. Why not?
Rose: See. Was that so hard? Snowy says, 'hey wade and Rose do you to know who Kid Razor is and if you don't then go to fan fiction search and search his name or The Birth of a Juke Box Hero and go and have fun"
Deadpool: Nope. Never heard of him. And ain't nobody got time for dat!"
Rose: *sigh* I'll look it up. Don't worry.
Deadpool: Next question!
Rose: IHazNoUsermame says 'Okay DP. I have watched x men origins wolverine a few times now and everyone is convinced that I like barakapool. I only watch it for the awesome you at the beginning. How do I convince people otherwise?
Ps. here is a new emotithingy
-O"
Deadpool: Cool emotithingy!
:]
There's mine. And to answer your question, you should tell him that no one likes Barakapool! The only GOOD thing about him is that he has optic eye blasts! Barakapool was a mistake and if think you like him then you need to bitch smack him so hard his ancestors feel it!
Rose: Kakashishot asks 'Hey deddy thank 4 answering my questions again k here's more
Q1 I have two annoying bros that I can't shut up how do I get them to shut up (punches don't work)
Q2 u know those nursery rhythms 4 little kids convert one to a rap
Q3 what celebrity would u kill
Q4 which is more annoying SpongeBob or Timmy turner
Q5 what anime would u be in
Q6 4 how many hours do u annoy Wolvie
Q7 hey how's Ghostrider doing
Q8 how much could a woodchuck chuck chuck. If a woodchuck. Could chuck. Wood
Q9 ever considered of joining the super smash. Bros melee
Q10 Mario or sonic
Q11 who in your opinion would be easier to make faint from all those horror icons
Q12 I have never... finish sentence please
K later deddy say hi to rose for me ooh and taker her out on a date if she doesn't mind bye'
LOL I totally wouldn't mind!
Domino: Why would you want Deadpool to take her out on a date anyway? Wade, do you even know this guy?
Deadpool: Ooohhh! I think somebody's jealous
Rose: J-e-lous! Lol
Domino: I'm not jealous! Why would I?
Deadpool: Yeah, just keep telling yourself that.
(1)Ok, if punching won't work then you should tie them up and lock them in the basement or closet and just leave them there or feed them to a lion.
(2)I've heard of nursery rhythms but I never heard of raping nursery rhythms. I'll check it out later… maybe...
(3)Miley Cyrus.
(4)SpongeBob
(5) Fullmetal Alchemist or Bleach I guess.
(6)Depends on how I'm annoying him. The bear minim is five hours.
(7)Fine, last time I checked
(8)All the wood it wants! Didn't I answer that question already?
(9)It never came to mind but I'm going to consider it now.
(10) Both
(11)I don't think that's possible. I mean, they are horror movie villains for a reason.
(12)…. Have had sex with Rogue….yet ;)
Oh, Rose, kakashishot said hiiiii….
Rose: Why did you end it like that?
Deadpool: Like what?
Rose: Like that.
Deadpool: What?
Rose: Never mind…
Deadpool: You know what? I think I might take Rose out on a date after all. If it's ok with Domino. *Turns to Domino*
Domino: I don't care. Just do whatever you want. It's your show… *Crosses her arms*
Rose: Ok! Deadpoolfan says tortured minds and sharpened blades Is what the fanfic is called, it's at the end of the latest chapter I saw that 'you' said she was fixing you."
Deadpool: Ok. I'm soo am going to check that out! How dare someone say they're going to "fix" me! What is the world coming to?!
Rose: Snowy says 'thanks for the help I can't do anything cuz she's my sword a cousin what wood you'd if you'd never become Deadpool and I want to speak up but I can't I don't know how and Rose me and you we can do that taco party as a fan fic.
Deadpool: Sorry about that. If you want I can handle it for you free of charge"
Rose: I'm also sorry about that. I know how you feel. I had this girl bully me in third grade.
Deadpool: What did you do about it?
Roee: ….Well…. I kicked her really hard in the shins…. But I totally regret it!
[Yellow Box]: Liar
Deadpool: Did she ever bully you again?
Rose: Well, no but-
Deadpool: THE TRUTH HAs BEEN SPOKEN!
Rose: Don't kick her in the shins.
Deadpool: Domino, what do you think about this?
Domino: Staying within the "legal" standers you should just call the police a accuse her of harassment. The police will do the rest. Then get a restraining order. That's what I would do.
Rose: *face palms* Anyway, sure we can totally do that! Can't wait to do the taco party!
Deadpool: Next question!
Rose: Okay, okay, adeadfreelancer asks Q1: can you kill Thor again? Q2: if wolverine was a zombie without the hunger would you kill him? Can I make ask headpool?
Deadpool: A1:Sure. But after Thor 2
A2:Nah. I'd just hang out with him until he tries to kill me. Them I probably would.
A3: Sure! I can't wait to read it!
Rose: Devilgirl123 asks, 'Hey Deadpool, devilgirl here. Anything new with you?
Deadpool: Nah, nothing much. Except for when me and Rose kidnapped Domino. But that's it. Things have been surprisingly slow lately.
Rose: Last one, Emmy says Wadey I know we don't have kids but I want to have kids with you and hi rose we'll you be my maid of honor if me and wadey do get married why don't you want to married me I love you kiss kiss bye bye *a car lode of taco's* for you my love
Domino: WAIT! WHO THE HELL WANTS TO HAVE WADE'S BABY?! THAT BETTER NOT BE EMMA 'CAUSE IF IT IS!… THAT'S IS THE WORST USERNAME YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PICKED!"
Deadpool: Whoa, Domino! I didn't know you cared so much!
Domino: I DON'T CARE! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY!
Rose: Um, sure… I'll be your maid of honor.
Domino: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU'RE SUPORTING THEM GETTING MARRIED?!
Rose: But it's not even official. And who wouldn't want to marry- *Domino B-smacks Rose* Oww! What was that for!?
Domino: FOR HELPING DEADPOOL MAKING THIS STUPID THING!
Rose: IT'S NOT STUPID! YOU'RE STUPID! YOU WISH YOU HAD AN "ASK DOMINO"!
Domino: ARE YOU YELLING AT ME NOW?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?
Rose: YEAH! DEADPOOL'S PASTY EX-GIRLFRIEND!
Domino: THAT'S IT! *Domino tackles Rose onto the floor and they start fighting*
[Yellow Box] Oohh! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!
Deadpool: Oh snap! This is awesome! Well I guess that's it, 'Poolfans. Catch ya in the next episode! Ohh! That's going to leave a mark!
***Sorry for taking so long to write this one. I had a lot of homework last week and I had to research some of the things you guys were asking. I promise to get these done quicker than last time. Bye, bye!
Ps. who do you think won the fight?" *****