Deadpool: Hola! Sr. Deadpool vuelve con un nuevo episodio de Ask Deadpool: la segunda temporada!
Rose: Why are you talking in Spanish?
Deadpool: Porque yo quiero!
Rose: But no one is going to understand you.
Deadpool: No es mi problema!
Rose: I can hardly understand you!
Deadpool: ¿No puedes? Pues bien, creo que eres muy caliente y quiero hacer cosas para ti ... lo malo.
Rose: Um… ok?
[Yellow Box]: He-heh! She didn't understand any of that!
Deadpool: High five!
Rose: You do know that he's a voice in your head right?
Deadpool: If he's a voice in my head, then how can you hear him? Hmm?
Rose: ... Let's just get to the questions, shall we?"]
Deadpool: Wait! Look at what this camera I installed outside my apartment!
Deadpool: Why did you-
Deadpool: You don't want to know. Just watch!
(Kakashishot: Me: These directions that Deddy gave me to Rose's apartment r hard to read no wonder rose always types his answers
Me: looking for Rose's apartment in disguise to hang out with Deddy. Walks hears the break of furniture looks up see the sky. TV gets thrown out. I cringe then start climbing tree.
Me: (out of breath) tired find windows ... uh ok not what I expected but I see Rose shuffling a body of an unconscious Domino into a closet. Deddy just looking
Me: uh I didn't see anything. I take out list of questions about to give them to Rose then I faint.
Deddy: kicks me then just pokes me
Rose: picks up list of questions
List:
Q1what type of animal would u turn magneto into
Q2 what's your dream date ps. u should totally take rose out :)
Q3 if u made a band who would be in it and why
Q4 whose crazier u or joker
Q5 r u bilingual if yes what other language
Q6 what's the highest u counted
Q7. Ok u said SpongeBob was annoying how do U KILL HIM. And not just taking him out of water
Q8 what girly band have u ever listened
Q9 what kind of bender would u be water fire earth or air
Q10 what team platinum or black
Q11 kiss or acdc
Q12 how would u sneak up on jeepers creepers. K later
Me: still blacked out)
Deadpool: Ha! Ha! That fight was soo cool! I still can't believe you beat Domino!
Rose: I can't believe it either!All I did was read her wiki page. But she did dislocate my arm.
*looks over at Kakashishot, who is laying on the sofa* Think that-
Deadpool: Eh, don't worry. I'm sure Kakashishot's going to live
Anyway, for your answers:
1.I would turn Magneto into a fish
at some Mexican restaurant. OK! Fine! I'll take her out on a date! But only because you asked me five billion times!
[Yellow Box]: You wanted to since-
Deadpool:Shut up!
[Yellow Box]: I saw that dream we had with all those fangirls!
Deadppol: That was an awesome dream!
[Yellow Box]: That one chic was soooo flexible!
Deadpool: I know right!
Rose: Just finish answering the questions!
Deadpool:Fine!
! How about my buddies from the X-Men! Oh, and I guess Cable can join too. But I'm of course going to call the shots.
4.I don't know. Maybe Joker. That's what he's known for. I, on the other hand, am known for being an awesome badass!
[Yellow Box]: True dat!
only am I bilingual, I'm multilingual! I can speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. How you like me now?
6. A Centillion! I'm such a badass!
7.I would just cut him up and throw him away, but I'm waaayyy more creative than that. I would make a mini roller coaster and send him down the hill. At the end, there will be a stack of bombs that will go off as soon as he hits them. Then, he will explode into a bunch of little pieces, which will land on more bombs that explode him into more pieces, and then-"
Rose: Ok! We get it!
Deadpool: Fine!
Spice Girls…. ONCE! Bob made me do it
! I'm the Avatar, Bitch!... Damn, that still doesn't sound as good as Juggy's. Oh wells.
10. TEAM RED! Nah, I'm just kidding. Both.
11. AC DC
12. One word: teleport."
Rose: adeadfreelancer asks "You guys are doing great! But...*sob sob* Tito is dead! That son of a bitch you from Deadpool kills the marvel universe killed him! Dpool let's get our revenge! I've got my healing factor.
Q1 we should allie all the zombie pools
Q2 can I go with you to the new sure?
Q3if taskmaster was you does that mean you're even more of a bad ass?
Q4 lets kill wolverine!*raises anamantium sword*
Q5 were the best at what we do. And what we do is AWSOME!"
Deadpool: Look, I totally agree with you. I mean, hey, sure Spider-Man and I don't usually get along and we beat each other (mostly with me winning unless I didn't want to) but I would never kill him (unless someone paid me to)
!
, dude!
3. Sure. If I'm already a billion, no, a Centillion times more badass than Taskmaster and he is kinda badass then yeah, my badassness would increases.
4. Been there, done that. But hey, who am I to turn down a little murder! Let's do it!
5. Hells yeah!
Rose: Thanks for the questions, guys! They were awesome!
****I decided to write this one early because I'm not feeling good right now (I felt so bad that I had to stay home from school). But in case I feel worse tomorrow than I do now, I don't want to not be able to write another chapter for you guys. Anyway, have an awesome day!***