Rose: Hello Guys! I'm back! Sorry for being late, again. I was so sick! I felt horrible.

Deadpool: Yeah. You like passed out on my sofa!

Rose: Yea. That was awful.

Deadpool: But now she's better so the second season of season two will continue regularly!

Rose: Yep. But first, I wanna show you guys what I saw on the security cameras.

Deadpool: Wait. How much did you see?

Rose: *gives Deadpool a look* Too much…. Way too much… I don't wanna talk about it *plays type*

The TV: [kakashishot] Me:* Wakes up on couch* uh why do I have a headache

DP: u fainted

Me: DeDDY what where why

dp:remember I gave u instructions to rose place

me: oh yeah um where is ur writer

Dp: not sure

Me: so what now

Dp: CHIMICHANGA PARTY!

Me: wait this isn't ur place

Dp: so

Me: so lets wait for ur writer

Hope she feels better soon later

Rose: Thanks, kakashishot. And you were going to have a Chimichanga Party without us?

Deadpool: Well…..

Rose: I can't believe you….

Deadpool: SUBJECT CHANGE! READ THE QUESTIONS!

Rose: Okay, okay. Devilgirl123 says "Hi deadpool! I turn 25 this September 30th! Your still awesome by the way." Happy 25th B-Day!

Deadpool: Little yellow box, do you know what time it is?!

[Yellow Box]: Hell yeah!

Deadpool: *takes out a kazoo*

Rose: What are you doing?

Deadpool: Singing the Birthday song

Rose: With a kazoo?

Deadpool: Well, I still haven't gotten a real instrument so this is going to have to do.

Rose: Ok then

Deadpool:* Grabs a mic and plays his kazoo* HAAAAAAAPPPPYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRTHDAAAAAAAAYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOUUUU! HAAAAAAAPPPPPPPYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRTHDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU! HAAAAAAAAPPPPPYYYYYYY DEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRR DEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLGIIIIIRRRRRLLLLL! HAAAAAAAPYYYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIRRRRRRRTHDAAAAAAYYYYY TOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Yellow Box]: That was beautiful!

Deadpool: Thank you!

Rose: I think my ears are bleeding….

Deadpool: You'll be fine.

Rose: Did you need to use a microphone?

Deadpool: Yep.

Rose: Anyway, Songbird011 "Me: HEY DEADPOOL! Love ya muthafuckah! Ummmmm...*mini fangasm* sorry I just kinda...whew...hehe...say what would you do if I gave-

Kaylee: CONGRATS YOU ARE A WINNER OF! A CHILD! A CHILD THAT HAS BEEN IN SEVEN DIFFERENT PHSYCIATRIC HOSPITALS! AND KILLS ANYONE THAT PICKS ON HER! YOU LUCKY PERSON!

Me: yah that...

Kaylee: and like you! My good sir! I can never die...though I've tried thousands of times cause of the boring doctors visits..."

Deadpool: Another kid?! Ok, just sit in that corner over there and don't bother me!

Rose: You're joking, right?

Deadpool: Of course I am! *wink*

Rose: Why did you wink?

Deadpool: I didn't wink. *wink*

Rose: Yes you did! You just did it!

Deadpool: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Rose: *sigh* I'm out. Peace. * walks away*

Deadpool: Well, that's a rap! Night, Pooligins! I'm about to eat a bunch of chimichangas until I pass out! But before I go! I have one question, What does the fox say?