*thunder crashes*
Deadpool (in Dracula costume): Good evening, is it not? Today we have returned with another episode of Ask Deadpool: Season Two.
Rose: Why are you acting like that?
Deadpool: Acting like what?
Rose: A vampire
Deadpool: I am not acting like a vampire, I am a vampire.
Rose: Yeah, am I'm a mermaid.
Deadpool: And what a beautiful mermaid you are. Might I see your pretty neck?
Rose:*Smacks Deadpool*
Deadpool:*rubs cheek* Ow. Feisty.
Rose: Are you ready to start or not?
Deadpool: Fine! I am ready.
Rose: Ok then. Snowy says, "Hey you to hope you liked kid razor and if you did what's your fav Deadpool do you love tacos or pizza with tacos as the toppings more do you liked that emmy girl cuz she's weird"
Deadpool: Eh, I think it was pleasing but over the course of my lifetime, I have read many far more interesting stories.
Rose: You. Are. Weird.
Deadpool: Ah, but aren't we all weird. If so, then no one is really wired because we are all are normal then, yes?
Rose: ….
Deadpool: Exactly!
Rose: Can you stop being Dracula and go back to being Deadpool? Cuz I'm one more comment away from smacking the crap out of you!
Deadpool: Might I get us some drinks?
Rose: You know real vampires don't even act like that!
Deadpool:…. I want to suck your bl- *gets bitch slapped by Rose* *falls off the chair*
Rose: Get up!
Deadpool: Whoa! You totally sounded like Kitana there!
Rose: Now finish answering Snowy's question!
Deadpool: Now aren't we a bit bossy.
(2) I like pizza with tacos as toppings more
(3) And if Emmy's weird for wanting some 'Pool then so is Rose
Rose: WHAT? When did I say I wanted some "'Pool"?
Deadpool: Last night. While you were sleeping.
Rose: Why are you watching me while I sleep?
Deadpool: Because cable's down and won't be back up until next week.
Rose: Then do something else!
Deadpool: Like?
Rose: I don't care! Something besides watching me while I sleep!
Deadpool: Your mind says one thing, but your heart says something else
Rose: -_-
Deadpool: ;)
Rose: anyhow, Deadpoolfarted asks "Hey I dare u to mouth elephant juice to rose.
I have a lot of questions for u so listen.
q1) have u kissed rose yet
q2) chimichangas are extinct what do u do
q3) who is better rose or sky
that's all for now but can u try and get wolvie back PLEASE u rule deddy"
Deadpool: *mouths elephant juice* I only did it because you dared me to and I can't resists dares!
[Yellow Box]: Riiiight
Deadpool: What's that supposed to mean?
[Yellow Box]:….
[White Box]: Why are the fans shipping Deadpool with Rose?
[Yellow Box]: Idk
Deadpool: Shut up and let me answer the questions!
(1)no
(2)NO! Chimichangas will never die! And if they did, I'll just fry a burrito
(3)You know I can't choose between them. They're both awesome!
[Yellow Box]: My favorite will be the one who I get to see naked!
Rose: One, ew! Two, I'm sure Sky's going to kick your ass after she hears you said that. Three, if she doesn't, I will!
Deadpool: Hey! It was his thought, not mine!
[Yellow Box]: I was totally joking! Don't hurt me!
Deadpool: And fine! I'll try to get Wolvie back. But it's not going to be easy. He's still scorching mad about all those pranks from last season.
Rose: adeadfreelancer asks "Deadpool I kind of sort of lost my dog and cat. My dog is short, stinks of wolf piss, breath smells like bear, and has 6 inch metal claws. My cats name is cuddles and you will know him on sight. He doesn't play well with super heroes. Can you help me find them?*picks up wallet* I got a hundred bucks. My cwt is also a Deadpool dino. Dinopool"
Deadpool: I'll be sure, the next time I see Wolvie to tell him his owner is looking for him
And a hundred bucks isn't going to cut it. My services are really expensive
Rose: Songbird's Spirit says "Hey Wade :D I'm Songbird! Heh...I saw your game! It 'twas de most beautiful ting ever! Ahem, we'll I actually wanted to ask you something. Are you with Death or not? I mean, if you're with her you've been cheating on her with all those girls...right? Anyhow, have you ever listened to "Where Have You Been all my Afterlife" by Andrea Perry? I'm more than 100% sure it fits your relationship with Death...if there even is one...
Chow to the People,
Songbird"
Deadpool: Well, ya see, me and Death's relationship is kinda difficult to explain. Since I have to be dead in order to see her we don't get to hang out a lot. And unless I'm dead, I'm not technically with her, it's not considered cheating.
Rose: Have you talked to Death about that?
Deadpool: no…. but I'm sure she'll be ok…. *sobs* Death I miss you!
Rose: humph!
Deadpool: And actually I have heard of that song and it does remind me of us
Rose: Devilgirl123 "Thanks for the happy birthday Deadpool! You're awesome! *gives you a kiss and a chimichanga the size of a giant bus*"
Deadpool: No problem and thank you for the chimichanga! *starts eating it*
Rose: Well, that's all the questions. And I guess while Deadpool is eating his chimichanga, I'll work on a plan to get Wolverine here.