Deadpool: CUZ THIS IS THRILLER!
Rose: Ow! Why did you yell that in my ear?!
Deadpool: You ruined my solo!
Rose: *mumbles* It wasn't that good. All you did was scream. That wasn't even real singing.
Deadpool: OOH! I so do my own music video!
Rose: Yeah. Totally.
Deadpool: And you could be my backup dancer!
Rose: Hmm. I guess.
[Yellow Box]: Hello! What's under that blanket?
Deadpool: Oh yeah! Rose got us another guest star! And he's a real monster! *pulls off blanket to reveal Wolverine chained to a chair unconscious* I still don't understand how you were able to take Wolvie down.
Rose: And that will remain a secret.
[Yellow Box]: How are we going to wake him up?
Deadpool: Don't worry. I've got that covered. *grabs a pair of dirty socks and waves them in Wolverine's face.
Wolverine: *wakes up from smelling the socks* Wha-? Wade, what the hell am I doing in your smelly apartment? And why am I chained to a chair?
Deadpool: Because for whatever reason the fans wanted you back. Now shut up so Rose can read the questions!
Wolverine: When I get out of this-
Deadpool: OK! Question time!
Rose: Ok, emmy says "HI deadie hi rose do you love the tacos I got you them got lots of love in um and Rose do you want a green or red dress for me and wadey's big day my name's emprass AND DON'T CALL ME THAT! GOT IT!"
The tacos tasted nice (:
Wolverine: You're getting married? Who would want to marry you?
Deadpool: NO! And lots of girls!
Wolverine: Keep tellin' yourself that, bub.
Rose: I don't know what to say.
[Yellow Box]: This reminds me of that time we were being held hostage at that hospital by that crazy lady.
[White Box]: It was a governmental mental institution.
[Yellow Box]: oh
Deadpool: Hey, Wolvie, what color dress would you wear?
Wolverine: I don't wear no damn dress, Wade!
Rose: You just used a double negative.
Wolverine: That's it! * starts to loosen chains*
Deadpool: Rose, hurry up and answer the question!
Rose: Fine! Red! But you guys aren't getting married! Especially to her!
Deadpool: Aw *hugs Rose's head* you'd hate to see another girl flirting with me!
Rose: -_-
Deadpool: aw, isn't she cute when she pouts, Wolvie? *pinches Rose's cheek*
Wolverine:…..
Rose: I'm moving on to the next question. emmy's big bro says "emmy's big bro s empress she's weird I mean it and she's serious about that weddin she got me a tax ren ren and so so sorry about empress AND DON'T TELL HER CALLD HER THAT! she well bite my arm if she does and fyi I am 4 years older my name's bobby" O.O
Wolverine: Oh! Go figure! The only girls who'd wanna marry you are the crazy ones. HAHA!
Deadpool: ….
Rose: Ok then? Demonlord says "I only have this to say Deadpool you are my most favorite marvel character next to the punisher and ghost rider, punisher being behind you because he is able to die, but ghost riders ahead because he could burn your soul, sorry but your still awesome"
Deadpool: Thank you for putting me higher than Punisher. He sucks compared to me. Ghost Rider is really badass though.
Wolverine: I say anyone is better than this loser.
Deadpool: *shoves candy corn in Wovie's mouth* be quiet and eat your corn!
Rose: Lol. Moving on.
Kakashishot: hey deddy sorry for no questions but stuff happens. Anyway is it true that you're bringing wolvie
DP: eh ask rose
Me: rose r u bring wolvie to your apt like domino
Rose: yep. He's right here.
Me: if u are can I keep him please * begs*
DP: why would u want Logan when u can have some like me?
Me: wolvie cooler
Me: 0k
Q1 what sport better football or fulball
Q2 si tenias un hijo como se llamaba
Q3 make a chimichanga song
Q4 ever consider going on regular show
Q5 what's Michael Myer afraid of
Me: yeah I'll wait for wolvie now later
Deadpool: HE IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT COOLER THAN ME! And I'll only let you keep him and not me for two reasons
(1)I'm not a pet
(2)you're not a group of sexy Victoria Secret models
For your answers:
1. I guess
2. Me gustaría nombrarlo Wade Wilson Jr.
3.?
4. Not until now. But my awesomeness would probably kill them
5. Wolvie naked
Wolverine: HEY!
Rose: I'll make sure Logan stays here until you come over. But before you take him, could I get his autograph? Or a memento or something to remember him by?
Deadpool: Why?
Rose: Because I like Wolverine…..
Deadpool: *face palm*
Wolverine: Maybe. And if you want me, bub, *takes out claws* then come and f****** get me!
Deadpool: Deja view
Rose: adeadfreelancer "*walks into Deadpool's apartment covered in blood and holding a katana* let's just say it's not a good idea to make Electra and the hand mad at the same time. Okay questions while I take a piece off your flesh to strengthen my healing factor.q1: how long would you survive Jeff the killer (before you see death for a bit) q2: I was wondering if you could Google search laughing Jill.
Q3: would you date her? Q4: there's cuddles! Oh hey he just ate captain america.q5: holy sh*t! I just thought if awesome fan art with you and[entry missing] shutup phycosis. Random people/monsters
Deadpool: , eight…
Rose: Minuets, hours?
Deadpool: maybe more
2.*google searches* OH!
3. I mean, *clears throat*anyway
!
5. I love fan art! Unless it's stupid fanart
Rose: Devilgirl123, "Hi Deadpool! Let's make you even more cute shell we?*turns Deadpool into a Chihuahua!* don't you look cute? Next time I may change you back or into another animal. We'll see."
Deadpool: Bark, Bark! {Translation: What the hell?!}
Rose: OMG! I love Chihuahuas!
Wolverine: *Breaks out of chains* Payback time, bub! *runs at Chihuahuapool*
Deadpool: *runs away* bark, bark, bark {Change me beck!}
Rose: Well that way the last question. See ya guys!
Wolverine: *chases DP into the kitchen*
Rose: *sigh*
*note: Sometimes I miss questions because they're posted after I typed out the chapter. To make sure you're question gets answered in time for the chapter please post it before Saturday, cuz that's the day I type them. I'll try to make sure I don't miss any though. But if I did miss them, I'll definably answer them in the next chapter! Bye!
