Deadpool: HEEEEEEYYYYYY, MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS! I, DEADPOOL, AM BACK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OOOOOOFF: ASK DEADPOOL: SEASON TWO!

[Yellow Box]: You left the caps on again.

Deadpool: OH, YEAH *presses caps button* ok let's get this party started! Whooooo! Oh, before I forget. Rose isn't here right now. I have no idea where she went

Wolverine: She said she was shopping for her Halloween costume, bub.

Deadpool: OH! I hope she chooses one of my suggestions! And, Wolvie, why haven't you left, yet?

Wolverine: I was finishing your beer in the fridge. *takes a gulp* not the best, but it's better than nothin'

Deadpool: Ok then. Well since you're here, you're going to have to answer questions

Wolverine: I'll answer if I want to answer!

Deadpool: K. Whatever.

[Yellow Box]: lol remember last night!

Deadpool: *has flash back*

Kakashishot: Me: seqeeeeeeeee drools over Logan's claws * fangirl moment* I'm so going to die but at least I died happy close to logan. Wait who's the Chihuahua 0.o

DP: bark bark bark (what do u mean who's the Chihuahua it's me Deadpool)

Me: oh yeah u got turned into a dog haha but where Logan

Logan: who the f*ck r u bub

me: a fan I am so keeping u * crazy grin*

Logan:* start walking back* get away from me.

Me: NEVER

Rose: can I still have a memento

Me: sure an autographs or something but if u take him*GROWLS*

Me: ok time 4 for questions

Q1which Naruto character would u kill

Q2 if u had a celebrity vip who would it be

deddy remember when I asked u what animal u would turn magneto into well that idea came from reading a fic where wolvie gets turned into a puppy

Me:he's so cute

Logan:*eyes Twitches*

Any way what fluffy animal would u turn wolvie into

Me: can't keep from grinning

Q4 bakugan or sharingan or Rinnegan

Q5 which horror icon is annoying

Me: later *chases after logan*

Deadpool: Oh yeah! That way funny!

Wolverine: *growls*

Deadpool: Someone's in a bad mood.

Wolverine: *angrily drinks his beer*

Deadpool: Oh! I almost forgot to answer!

(1)For the right amount of money, I'll kill all of them

(2) Scarlett Johansson!

(3)A bunny.

Wolverine: Bub, if you even try to turn me into any animal *extends claws*

Deadpool: Wolvie, Wolvie, you already are an animal

Wolverine: You're pushing it, bub!

Deadpool: Ok! Moving on!

(4)how about Deadpoolgan! How you like them apples?

(5)Does meat lady count?

Wolverine: Wade is the most annoying horror icon

Deadpool: Hey!

Wolverine: I call them as I see them

Deadpool: fear me says Hi deadpool big fan ... like huge! *whispers* I'm stalking you right now *whispers* but I have a question for you! Say you and lady deadpool had creepy self-insect childern together ... how would you explain to then you are both they're father AND mother?

O.O I didn't know I had a stalker.

Wolverine: Nice going, Wade. You manage to get the weirdest fans out there.

Deadpool: My fans are not weird!

If I had to explain it to them, I would just give it to them straight.

Wolverine: ….

Devilgirl123 says Hang on Deadpool! Let's turn the tables. Hey wolverine, try this on for size! *turns Deadpool into a giant saber tooth tiger or smilodon* see how you like it.

Deadpool: *growls* (translation: Oh come one! How many time is on guy going to be turned into an animal! No offence Wolvie.)

Wolverine: What the hell. *Holds nose* ugh, you stink more than usual!

Deadpool: *attacks wolvie*

Wolverine: That's it, bub! *extends claws* You wanna tangle with THE WOLVERINE, well you got it! *attacks Saber pool*

Rose: *opens the door with shopping bags in hand, sees Deadpool and Wolverine fighting, closes door and leaves again*

****Thanks for reading! And please no rage if I missed any. I'll answer those questions I might