Deadpool: HEEEEEEYYYYYY, MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS! I, DEADPOOL, AM BACK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OOOOOOFF: ASK DEADPOOL: SEASON TWO!
[Yellow Box]: You left the caps on again.
Deadpool: OH, YEAH *presses caps button* ok let's get this party started! Whooooo! Oh, before I forget. Rose isn't here right now. I have no idea where she went
Wolverine: She said she was shopping for her Halloween costume, bub.
Deadpool: OH! I hope she chooses one of my suggestions! And, Wolvie, why haven't you left, yet?
Wolverine: I was finishing your beer in the fridge. *takes a gulp* not the best, but it's better than nothin'
Deadpool: Ok then. Well since you're here, you're going to have to answer questions
Wolverine: I'll answer if I want to answer!
Deadpool: K. Whatever.
[Yellow Box]: lol remember last night!
Deadpool: *has flash back*
Kakashishot: Me: seqeeeeeeeee drools over Logan's claws * fangirl moment* I'm so going to die but at least I died happy close to logan. Wait who's the Chihuahua 0.o
DP: bark bark bark (what do u mean who's the Chihuahua it's me Deadpool)
Me: oh yeah u got turned into a dog haha but where Logan
Logan: who the f*ck r u bub
me: a fan I am so keeping u * crazy grin*
Logan:* start walking back* get away from me.
Me: NEVER
Rose: can I still have a memento
Me: sure an autographs or something but if u take him*GROWLS*
Me: ok time 4 for questions
Q1which Naruto character would u kill
Q2 if u had a celebrity vip who would it be
deddy remember when I asked u what animal u would turn magneto into well that idea came from reading a fic where wolvie gets turned into a puppy
Me:he's so cute
Logan:*eyes Twitches*
Any way what fluffy animal would u turn wolvie into
Me: can't keep from grinning
Q4 bakugan or sharingan or Rinnegan
Q5 which horror icon is annoying
Me: later *chases after logan*
Deadpool: Oh yeah! That way funny!
Wolverine: *growls*
Deadpool: Someone's in a bad mood.
Wolverine: *angrily drinks his beer*
Deadpool: Oh! I almost forgot to answer!
(1)For the right amount of money, I'll kill all of them
(2) Scarlett Johansson!
(3)A bunny.
Wolverine: Bub, if you even try to turn me into any animal *extends claws*
Deadpool: Wolvie, Wolvie, you already are an animal
Wolverine: You're pushing it, bub!
Deadpool: Ok! Moving on!
(4)how about Deadpoolgan! How you like them apples?
(5)Does meat lady count?
Wolverine: Wade is the most annoying horror icon
Deadpool: Hey!
Wolverine: I call them as I see them
Deadpool: fear me says Hi deadpool big fan ... like huge! *whispers* I'm stalking you right now *whispers* but I have a question for you! Say you and lady deadpool had creepy self-insect childern together ... how would you explain to then you are both they're father AND mother?
O.O I didn't know I had a stalker.
Wolverine: Nice going, Wade. You manage to get the weirdest fans out there.
Deadpool: My fans are not weird!
If I had to explain it to them, I would just give it to them straight.
Wolverine: ….
Devilgirl123 says Hang on Deadpool! Let's turn the tables. Hey wolverine, try this on for size! *turns Deadpool into a giant saber tooth tiger or smilodon* see how you like it.
Deadpool: *growls* (translation: Oh come one! How many time is on guy going to be turned into an animal! No offence Wolvie.)
Wolverine: What the hell. *Holds nose* ugh, you stink more than usual!
Deadpool: *attacks wolvie*
Wolverine: That's it, bub! *extends claws* You wanna tangle with THE WOLVERINE, well you got it! *attacks Saber pool*
Rose: *opens the door with shopping bags in hand, sees Deadpool and Wolverine fighting, closes door and leaves again*
****Thanks for reading! And please no rage if I missed any. I'll answer those questions I might
