*dramatic music plays. Deep voice starts talking* Last time on Ask Deadpool: Season Two….. Your all-time favorite superhero/ Merc with the Mouth/ the doctor of love, Deadpool, was turned into a saber tooth tiger and had the battle of the ages with the Man who doesn't know how to use deodorant, short, grouchy, and hairy, WOLVERINE!
Kakashishot: *watches Wolvie and DP fight; cheers*Wolvie, Wolvie, Wolvie, wolvie!
Me: steps out
DP: hey Logan did u notice it's quite
Logan: yeah where the f*ck is everyone
DP: Rose wasn't here when the fight started and your crazy fan girl isn't here ether
Logan: yea ur rite so what now
Dp: I'm not sure.. * then light bulb idea* how about we go through Rose's things and see what we find?
Logan: Really wade? We're not f*cken teenagers!
DP: OK SO U THINK OF AN IDEA, SMARTASS
Logan: how about we watch TV and drink some beer
DP: LAME!
Logan: *sigh and rolls eyes* let's look in Rose's room
(30mins later)
Me: hey Rose u miss the fight that Deddy and Wolvie made
Rose: Oh, don't worry. I saw part of it. I would've stayed but at the rate they were fighting, they would've brought the house down.
Me: so where did u go
Rose: To the mall. I bought my Halloween costume! What did you do?
Me: I left to buy more beer for Logan and deddy if he wants some.
Rose: * opens door; living room's like when rose and domino fought. Messy*
Me: *whistle* hey where the guys.
Rose: *goes to her room. Then u hear lots of screaming and cussing*
Me: *I count to 10 then both Logan and wade come out looking like they came from battle from battle*
Rose: *pissed off*
Me: uh I brought beer…
Rose:* pissed off glares* -_-
Me: never mind *awkward silence * so how about questions instead
Rose: *pissed off*
Deddy: *nods*
Logan: *grunts*
Me: *takes out list*
Q1 ok deddy if u quit being in assassin what fast food joint would u work at.
Q2 why did the dish run away with the spoon
Q3 what r u going for Halloween PS u can't be yourself.
Q4 Eminem or Macklemore
Q5 what romantic song would u sing for rose
Q6 ok from soul eater would u be a weapon or a welder
Q7 * bros question * r u retarded or mental
Q8 what dc chick would u date
Q9 do u have a tattoo
Q10 who would u date carrie the grude or emaly rose
Q11 what horror movie would u be in
Q12 *bros question* to which female did u lose your virginity
me: done with list
Me: so what did u guys do to rose room and Logan I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND* evil laugh hahaha*
Logan: * growls* f*ck off
Deadpool: *jumps on the sofa and puts his feet on the coffee table*
A1 Taco Bell
A2 To make sporks
Rose: That's a fork and a spoon
Deadpool: I knew that. I was making sure you knew that.. anyway
A3 *deep voice* Batman…. Or Dante. Whichever costume looks better on me.
Rose: Oh! I almost forgot. We're having a Halloween special next week. So, instead of an episode next Saturday, we're having one next Thursday. On Halloween. And there most likely won't be and next Saturday unless we get enough questions.
Deadpool: Oh! Oh! Ok! For our Halloween special, we're going to be in costume! And we'll have another guest star! Who ever said I didn't love you guys!
Wolverine: Is this thing your job or somethin?
Deadpool: I call it a hobby
Wolverine: I was talkin' to Rose, bub!
Deadpool: Oh, so was I!
Rose: Nope. But I do need one. I kinda spent most of my money shopping
Deadpool: A4 Macklemore. I gonna pop some tags, only got $20 in my pocket…
Rose: I only got $20 in my pocket… :'(
Deadpool: If you need some money, I can hire you to-
Rose: No!
Deadpool: But you didn't even know what I was going to say!
Rose: I don't have to. I know what you were thinkin
Deadpool: What did you do? Read my mind?
Rose: yes…
Deadpool: 0.0 Oh, ok then. Didn't know you can do that
A5 *sigh* I don't know. You pick one
A6 Hmm tough one. Since I already wield weapons now, I would choose to turn into one. So I pick weapon
A7 Neither. I prefer to call it "seeing things from a different perspective"
Rose: In other words, he's a mentard (retarded AND mental)
Deadpool: NO! You're a mentard!
[Yellow Box]: Omg. We just had our first fight with our gf! *squeals *
[White Box]: 's not out girlfriend and is not their first fight
[Yellow Box]: Yeah but the shippers win 70% of the time. And since everyone's shipping it, it's gonna happen
Rose: *rubs her temples and sighs*
Deadpool: A8Power Girl ;)
A9 nope
A10 neither
A11 whichever one pays the best
Rose: That doesn't even make since
Deadpool: It doesn't have to. *crosses his arms*
A12 Read the comics. It's in one of them
Rose: adeadfreelancer: *sticks out katana so wolverine gets cut in half* fuck off loserine. [Hate what you did there] anyway I was wondering if I could borrow chuwawapool. I will feed him chimichangas every day and let him drink root beer [code for expensive black wine] oh! Almost forgot I need to borrow a rocket launcher. Cuddles just took down the Osborne building an-*gets shot by punisher*please get everyone's favorite mono chrome killer clown [laughing jack] or dare devil on hear. I think I'm going to see blood now*stabs wolverines head*
Deadpool: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! I thought I said no more Chihuahuapool!
Rose: You didn't
Deadpool: Well, I'm saying it now. But I like the idea of being fed chimichangas! If only someone would get with the program *turns and looks at Rose*
Rose: What? Feeding you is not in my contract
Deadpool: What contract?
Rose: The one we agreed on
Deadpool: You tricked me into sighing that!
Rose: What part of "Here. This is my contract. Sign it or I won't be you're writer" didn't you understand
Deadpool: All of it! And I don't remember reading anything about you not feeding me in your contract
Rose: Yes there is! *reads the contract* …. Um…. Just answer the questions already!
Deadpool: Ok, you cannot borrow Chihuahuapool but you can feed me as many chimichangas as you like. And real beer tastes better
Rose: I heard they put pee in beer
Deadpool: No they don't! Right Wolvie
Wolverine: Hate to say this, but Wade's right
Rose: Hey, I just said "I heard". I didn't say "they do"
Deadpool: And speaking of Daredevil
Rose: SPOILER!
Deadpool: It's not a spoiler
Rose: Moving on! Devilgirl123 says Just wanted to let you all know I'm a girl. Now let's try this. *turns Deadpool back to normal and turns wolverine into a cute little bunny rabbit* awww you look soooooo cute wolverine. Hahaha!
I knew she was a girl
Deadpool: HAHA! Look at Bunerine!
[Yellow Box]: That sounded funnier in our head
Deadpool: True dat
Rose: Aw, he's adorable!
Wolverine: That's it, bub! I'm comin' for adeadfreelancer for slicing me in half and I'm comin after Devilgirl for tunin' me into this! *hops away*
Rose: I'm not sure how much damage he can do as a bunny. Songbird's Spirit asks, Why hello again! Wade, do you think you're insane or do you call it something else?
Hmm...oh! I dare you to offer Loki a chimichanga!
Chow!
Deadpool: As I said before, I call it "seeing things from a different perspective"
Rose, I know what we're going to do for next ep!
Rose: Awesome! Can't wait…
winterpaw99, Hi winterpaw99 here! Anyways this talk show is pretty cool. And Hi Rose, and Deadpool! Ok so here are my questions:
1. Will you and Rose ever get together? It's obvious you both like each other!
2. Who is your fav batman villain? (my fav villains are joker, scarecrow, and killer croc! :3)
3. Can you ever, when you have the time, check out pewdiepie? He played your game and thought it was awesome!
4. What is your fav animal? (mines a wolf)
5. Can one of my character that I made up for x-men star in your talk show? ( message me if so)
6. Do you have a burnt face? Or something?
Well that's all, but sorry for the last question, I'm kind of new to you, and to be honest you seem like an awesome person! Keep being amazing! Oh and say Hi to wolvie for me!
Deadpool: A1 We'll "get together" if you shippers can give me one good reason we should
[White Box]: that seems fair
[Yellow Box]: Or they can vote
Deadpool: A2 Catwoman. Meow ;)
A3 Ok, fine. I'll watch his vid but only to see how good he plays me
Rose: That… That didn't sound right
Deadpool: You know what I mean! And Rose shall watch him too!
Rose: please no. I don't want to.
Deadpool: Why?
Rose: Because I think he's annoying
Deadpool: Well to bad
Rose: *sighs*
Deadpool: A4 *laughs* how 'bout a wolverine
A5 that's up to Rose.
A6 I guess you could say that. But it's more scarred than anything.
You're awesome! For that you get a emo thingy
^.^
*opens window* HEY, WOVLIE! WINTERPAW99 SAYS HI!
Rose: Last one. Snowy writes, Hey pools and Rosie this is for boat of you did you liked young justice and teen titans and teen titans go and now for Rosie did you liked kid razor
Deadpool: Young Justice and Teen Titans was the bomb! TTG is ok too. Not the same as the original but me and Rose catch it when it's on every now and then. But I've seen worser cartoons *cough* Sponge Bob *cough*
Rose: I liked all three of them but I also with TTG was a little more like the original one. And I don't know which kid razor you meant. When I looked it up, a whole bunch popped up. Maybe you can message me the link or something
Deadpool: Ok. Before we go I have to ask you guys something. Ok, when Rose came home I asked her if she got the costume I wanted her to wear and she said no. So I'm starting a petition. If you want Rose to wear a costume from Mortal Kombat or and Anime chic sigh it!
Rose: no one's goin' to sigh that
Deadpool: Oh yea? Wanna bet?
Rose: … Yea. Loser has to wear what the other chooses for Halloween
Deadpool: fine!
[Yellow Box]: I like this idea!