Rose: Happy Halloween!
Deadpool: …..
Rose: Oh, you guys may be wondering why The Merc with the Mouth is so silent. Well it's because he lost the bet.
[White Box]: I knew he would!
[Yellow Box]: Oh the humanity!
Rose: I told ya you shouldn't have that bet.
Deadpool: ….
Rose: Take off your coat and show them what you had to wear
Deadpool: *pouts* …
Rose: A bet's a bet. Show them.
Deadpool: This is cruel and unusual punishment!
Rose: Just show them already!
Deadpool: *takes off the coat, revealing a pink power puff girl costume*
Rose: *laughs*
Deadpool: This is NOT FUNNY!
Rose: Then why am I laughing?
Deadpool: Ok, I'm going to take this off! *marches into the bathroom to change*
Rose: While you're in there, I'll continue the ep.!
Deadpool: Introduce the guest stars first!
Rose: Oh yeah! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, today in our special Halloween event, Deadpool and I kidnapped- I mean- invited some special guests to our-
Deadpool: They don't need that long of an intro
Rose: I'm just reading what you wrote on the cards, in crayon, I might add.
Deadpool: Forget the cue cards! We're winging it!
Rose: Um, ok then
Deadpool: *opens the closet and Spiderman, Daredevil, Loki and Magneto fall out*
Magneto: W-what? Where am I?!
Rose: You're in Deadpool's apartment.
Magneto: Why am I here?
Deadpool: Yeah. Why are you here?
Rose: He was on the list of guest stars you wanted
Deadpool: He was?
Rose: yeah
Deadpool: Let me see the list
Rose: *hands DP the list*
Deadpool: *reads it*
[White Box]: What the hell did you write?
Deadpool: I don't know. Oh wells. Let's continue with the show
Rose: Ok
Spiderman: Wait! Am I on one of Deadpool's TV shows again?
Rose: Yep.
Spiderman: Why did you bring me back?
Deadpool: I don't know
Spiderman: ….?
Deadpool: Just take a seat, Spidey, and eat your candy corn! *shoves candy corn in Spiderman's face*
Rose: *eats a chocolate bar* Ok, let's get this party movin'!
Kakashishot: 1st things 1st THANK U THANK U THANK U devilsgirl123 for turning wolvie into a bunny he's so adorable.
*trying to catch bunnerine*
Logan: *hops away and hides*
kakashishot: *raises eyebrow* u and Deddy really need a reasons to be together *thinking of reasons*
1 HES DEADPOOL
2 UR HIS WRITER
3 U FOUGH DOMINO FOR HIM (SLY SMILE)
4 ILL KEEP MENTIONING IT UNLESS I FORGET
Kakashishot: me since I like both either works * bros say mortal combat* ooh new guest can't wait 2 find out who thought how about Dd or hulk maybe even ghost rider * jumps excited* {then looks for bunnerine}
Kakashishot: oh here before I forget * gives wrapped up present 2 Deddy*
Deddy: *opens present finds list*
List: Q1 Wal-Mart or Sam's club
Q2 * bros question* have u ever been raped
Q3 what type of car is worthy of being called the 'Pool's Mobil
Q4 ever went gambling
Q5 how much have u won
Q6 do u have a boys nite out
Q7 ever been high
Q8 whose better tom or jerry
Q9 who would u give pinheads cube to
Q10 ever thought of teaming up with Elmo
later
Deddy: where last one come from looking for me
Kakashishot: cuddling Logan to the death
Logan: *mumbling about killing devilsgirl123*
later;)
Deadpool: A1 Wal-Mart I guess. I don't really go shopping
A2 Nope. What about you guys?
Spiderman: Who? Me? Of course not!
Magneto: You will pay for w- *BANG*
Deadpool: Rose, why did you just hit him on the head?
Rose: … Because I hate his voice. It's annoying
Deadpool: Well ok then.
Loki: I grow tired of my scheming being interrupted by this silly show!
Deadpool: Oh yeah. My fans asked me to give you this *hands Loki a chimichanga*
Loki: What is that thing?
Deadpool: Heaven in your mouth *shoves the Chimichanga in Loki's mouth*
Loki: *eats it* mmmm. This does taste good
Spiderman: Did Loki just eat a Chimichanga and LIKE it? What's this world coming to?
Rose: Now I'm hungry *Eats a Sniker* I'm not me when I'm hungry
Loki: When can I find more of these… "Chimichangas"
Deadpool: At most Mexican restaurants around here
Loki: I shall find more of these. Then I will continue scheming.
Rose: Spiderman, after this episode, do you want to get a gyro?
Spiderman: I was just thinking about those. Sure
Deadpool: What the hell is wrong with you?
Rose: *eats more candy* Who? Me?
Deadpool: yeah! You
Rose: What are you talking about?
Deadpool: Why are you fangirling over Spidey? He sucks
Rose: …. I just wanted a gyro
Spiderman: Calm down-
Rose: You didn't have to punch him
Deadpool: Yes. I. Did.
A3 A really fast and stylish one.
A4 Yep
A5 Enough to have the guy who lost to want to kill me
A6 I did with Spidey until he started hitting on my girlfriend
Spiderman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! One: No we haven't. Two: I wasn't hitting on her. Three: I didn't know she was your girlfriend. And Four: You have a girlfriend?
Rose: I didn't know he was my boyfriend either
Deadpool: Of course I have a girlfriend, Spidey! Do you? Nope. Didn't think so
Spiderman: Yes I- never mind. I don't need to tell you anything
Rose: So you don't have a girlfriend
Spiderman: If I told you it would ruin the whole "secret ID" thing
Rose: How? Do you know how many single people live in New York? Probably more than half of the population is single. How exactly would that help us figure out who you are?
Deadpool: He's just shy
Spiderman: I'm not shy!
Deadpool: Then tell us!
Spiderman: No!
Rose: I'll just google it later
Spiderman: Google what?
Rose: To see if you have a gf
Spiderman: How would the internet know if I have a gf?
Rose: Because it's the internet! It knows everything
Spiderman: But how will it know if I have a gf if I haven't told anyone?
Rose: I would explain it to you but you won't understand
Spiderman: Try me
Rose: Nope. I know you won't understand. In fact, only Deadpool would get it
Spidey: *rubs his head* My head hurts, now. You're telling me that Deadpool will get this, but I won't?
Rose: Exactly!
Spiderman: ….?
Deadpool: Guess you're about as smart as you look
A7 Nope. Healing factor won't let me
A8 Jerry. Tom's an idiot
A9 Spidey
Spiderman: Why me?
Deadpool: You know why *glares*
A10 Nope
Rose: Next question, "Hey! winterpaw99 here once again! Thanks for the emot thingy! Here's one for you!
:D
Tada!
Any who, here are my questions!
1. Did you watch pewdiepie play you yet?
2. Would you like my character Veronica? She a bit like Catwoman in a way, without the anger, but she can be feisty at times.
3. Why do you hate Wolvie?
4. I shall turn wolvie in to a wolf for you saying that Deadpool! Thank you for the idea! *waves wand, and Wolvie turns in to a strong, fierce, crazed looking black wolf* There ya go Wolvie, how's it feel to be a wolf?
5. Deadpool if you were ever to be an animal, which one would you choose to be?
6. This is for Rosie, do you know what teen wolf is? And if so who is your fav character (mine are Stiles, and Derek Hale! :3)
7. Deadpool (Rosie) if you were a girl, out of the four ninja turtles, which would you choose to date?
8. Deadpool, Rosie, what's you guy's fav color?
I think that all for now, and Deadpool your scars looks rocking awesome! ;)
Deadpool: A1 Yep. Rose made me watch it a few days ago.
Rose: *eats a Butterfinger* He should read the comics. I think he'll get more of the jokes and references if he does. That's why I enjoyed the game so much
Deadpool: Why does every youtuber I see play my game talk while I'm talking? :(
Spiderman: Hold it! You're telling me that you have your own game?
Deadpool: Omg, Spidey. Keep up!
Rose: No offence, Spidey, but his game was better than most of yours.
Deadpool: HAHA! It was better than ALL of your games
Spiderman: *pouts while eating a snicker*
Rose: Daredevil, why are you so quiet.
Daredevil: *finishes tying up an uncurious Magneto and Loki*
Rose: When did you do that?
Daredevil: While Deadpool was blabbering.
Deadpool: Dude, you just knocked out TWO of my guest stars!
Daredevil: They are dangerous criminals who will hurt anyone in their paths
Rose: Yeah, but Magneto was already knocked out and I think Loki was enjoying his chimichanga
Deadpool: Calm down. I was never going to let them hurt anyone.
Daredevil: How did you even get them here anyway?
Deadpool: The same way I got you "heroes" here
Rose: Well, since Daredevil took out two of our guest stars, I guess they'll have to answer twice as many questions
Spiderman: Why do I have to answer more questions? He's the one who KOed the badies
Rose: Because you're both best friends and best friends stick together
Spiderman: *sighs* fine
Deadpool: A2 Yes. Yes I would. And I bet Spidey here would too. He'll all for the catwomen!
Spidey: *chokes on his candy* W-what?
Deadpool: He likes her too
A3 It's a "love/hate" relationship.
Spiderman: I don't hate Wolverine. He's really serious at times but he's cool
Daredevil: I wouldn't consider us "best friends"
Deadpool: A4 Haha. Wolferine! *hears howling outside*
Rose: Is that him?
Spiderman: And I thought Wolvie couldn't get any more scarier
Deadpool: I'm sure everything's fine! That was probably a dog or something
Rose: If you say so
Deadpool: A5 I'm not giving you guys any ideas. I've been turned into enough animals lately
Rose: A6 I've heard of it. But I don't watch it. It sounds like Twilight
Deadpool: A7 Mikey
Rose: I love Mikey! He's so funny
Spiderman: Um, yeah. I like Mikey too
Daredevil: … Who are the Ninja Turtles?
Deadpool: Yo momma!
Daredevil: *glares at Deadpool* you really shouldn't have done that *attacks DP*
Rose: Can we for once have a guest star that won't attack Deadpool? Is that too much to ask?
Spiderman: OK, guys, break it up *stops DP and DD from fighting*
Deadpool: *rubs head* Ow. Any who A8 Red
Rose: Any color that's not baby barf green
Spiderman: Red and blue
Daredevil: *sigh* red
Deadpool: And thanks for that compliment. For that you get another emothingy
XD
Still freaking awesome
Rose: next ones from adeadfreelancer
*comes out of rose's bathroom with skin bleached white, smile cut into cheeks and a Deadpool costume with bottom portion if mask ripped off* I'm Jeffpool the killer for Halloween Q1 did you just tell me who our guest star is? Q2 for white box, want to live in my head? You would like it better. Q3 I just realized punisher shot me... and I'm fine! But can I borrow a gun? Q4 Jill Valentine or Clair Redfield? Q5 who's death was sadder tito or lady D?(ripD:) Q6 why is that girl staring at me?*points to girl pressing against window* aren't we upstairs?*throws knife at bunerine who was cutting through door*
Spiderman: Now THAT'S scary
Deadpool: A1 I told you who one of our guest stars was going to be. Betcha didn't expect that now did you?
[White Box]: A2 No thanks. These guys need me. I don't know where they'd be without me
Deadpool: A3 just a pistol. I need the others for work
A4 Both. ;)
A5 Tito Ortiz died?!
Rose: Deadpoolfan asks
Hey Pooly. I wanted to know something, do you know the answer to the riddle, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? I know it, so if you don't I'll tell you, but I'd like to see your thought process as you figure it out.
Deadpool: How do we know the tree fell if no one was around to witness it, or even hear it? Hmmm?
Rose: It does make a sound. You know why? Because Slenderman heard it because he's always is in a forest.
Spiderman: Well, I agree that the tree does make a sound. Even though there's no one there to hear it, animals and insects and still hear it.
Daredevil: A tree just fell in the forest right now
Rose: Devilgirl123 says
Hi there wolverine. *hugs and cuddles him* I'm wearing my white cat ears and long tail today. How's everyone doing today? I wish you all a happy Halloween and gets lost of candy! One more thing, what are you going to be for Halloween? *gives wolverine a kiss*
Deadpool: Well, Rose made me dress up as a Powder-puff girl, but I'm going as Thor.
Rose: Catwoman. I even have the whip
Spiderman: Spider-
Deadpool: If you say "Spiderman", I'm going to throw you out the window
Spiderman: I was going to say Captain America, but good idea though. Maybe next year
Deadpool: yea right
Daredevil: I don't go trick-or-threating
Rose: Sadness
Deadpool: No wonder you're a loner
Daredevil: ….
Spiderman: He's not a loner. I'm one of his best friends
Rose: Could I be one of your best friends?
Daredevil: *looks at Rose*
Rose: Never mind ….. sadness
Spiderman: If it makes you feel better, you can be one of my friends
Rose: Really?
Spiderman: yep
Rose: Yay! *hugs Spidey*
Deadpool: Well that ends this Halloween special. Tune in next time to see me beat the crap out of Spidey
Spiderman: What? Why?
Deadpool: Same Dead time, same Dead channel!