** Hey, guys. Sorry for not posting lately. Last month I had to help write a Thanksgiving play for my church and that took a long time. I was planning on picking up the story after Thanksgiving but there was an accident with my dogs. They ended up having to be put down and that not only effected me but my whole family. I'm sorry. I haven't been myself at all. I hope you can forgive me for my absence. I'll be back to regular schedule soon, so don't worry. And to make up for my long break, I'm going to post two chapters, so you'll get twice the Deadpool! And if you don't mind, let me know who do you want to guest star next.**
Rose: Hey, guys! We got a new guest star this episode! Introducing: Veronica!
Veronica: Hi! I'm Veronica!
Rose: Hey! Welcome to the show!
Veronica: Thanks! I'm happy to be here. I heard that Deadpool was having his own show, and plus it seem wolverine was in on all the fun, so why not include anther party girl?
[Yellow Box]: Ohh! Party girls are the best!
Deadpool: Hell yeah they are!
Rose: *rolls her eyes* Anyway, are you ready to answer question?
Veronica: *Gives a small grin to Deadpool, and glances at Rose* Yea! I can't wait!
Rose: Ok! Let's start! Adeadfreelancer writes: *hugs DD* your comics are almost as great as Deadpool!*rips and stabs Spidey in shoulder with a katana, has beady yellow eyes and eyelids burnt off*
Q1: aren't I beautiful?
Q2: Maryjane just died.
Q3: peter parker is Spiderman
Q4:*hugs rose* I feel so sorry for you yet envy you
Q5: good point white. And yellow, wtf is with you?
Q6:*points gun at DD* sorry bout this*shoots a horn* now I have part of his costume! Fan girl sqeeeeeellllllllilll!(and I'm male*
Ps I know where you and aunt may live*raises vile* if you don't kill Eddie brock everyone besides rose DD and DP will die, and come back
Deadpool: Q1: ... Um, define "beautiful'...
Veronica: *Gives an uncertain look, but smiles nervously* Well...I don't really care what anyone looks like, as long as you have a human figure. But must I say, you need to see a therapist... (Says jokingly)
Rose: yea. I only care about what's one the inside. That's all that really matters
Deadpool: You now who else needs a therapist? WOLVERINE!
[Yellow Box]: Bet cha thought we were going to say "your momma"! Ha joke's on you!
Deadpool: I mean seriously, this guy has some serious anger issues.
Rose: Um... you do realize that you're the one with voices in your head...
Deadpool: What's that supposed to mean? Hmmm?
Rose: It means that if Wolvie need therapy, then so do you.
Deadpool: I DON'T NEED THERAPY!
[White Box] Actually, therapy might be a good thing. Form a real therapist, that is
Deadpool: Next answer! A2 OH NO! NOT THE RED HEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[White Box]: Were you even listening to me?
Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[White Box]: ... -_-
Deadpool: Wasn't she that model we read about?
[Yellow Box] I think so
Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOO
Rose: wow...
Veronica: *Gives a sad grim face* I liked here. She was a cool person, though a little emotional at times...
Rose: Yea. She was... :'( I'm going to miss her
Deadpool: MEEE TOOOOOO ;-;
Rose: let's just get off the subject. Before I burst into tears
Deadpool: right...right...
A3 I KNEW IT!
Rose: Yea... it was kinda obvious
Veronica: *Nods* I could smell that both Peter Parker, and Spiderman smelled just the same, so it really it's a secret to me anymore.
Rose: Ikr! Q4 um... thanks? I honestly don't know if I should feel grateful or worried.
Deadpool: What is there to worry about?
Rose: Well-
[Yellow Box]: Who care? All that matters is that we're her bf!
Rose: I never really agreed to-
Deadpool: Oh Yeah! So true!
Rose: You never let me fin-
Deadpool: If anyone tries to hurt Rose, I will automatically kill them!
Rose: *rubs my temples in frustration* I think I might know the real reason why Sky left...
[Yellow Box]: What do you mean wtf is with me?! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M THE PROBLEM?!
Rose: *cough* cuz *cough* you kinda *cough* are
[Yellow Box]: HEY
Deadpool: A6 was that a question?
and was that last part a message for Spidey? Well, since he's not here right now, I'll just email that to him
Rose: last question's from mrSMECKSEYjr. Who writes, Alrighty then deddy! I dare you to hold a French kiss with rose for 20 seconds! I have to ask you some questions! Each sentence ends with!
Q1) do you leave the toilet seat up?
Q2) do you pee in the shower/bath
Q3) do you know that when you yawn ghosts put there d**k in your mouth?
Q4) do you still wet the bed?
Q5) are you a virgin?
Love ya Deddy
PEACE!
NO. FRENCH. KISSING! :I
Deadpool: Dang, Rose. What's up with you and French kisses?
Rose: It's nasty! And gross!
Deadpool: Wow... *whispers into the camera* I'll do it later
Rose: YOU BETTER NOT! IF YOU DO, SO HELP ME, I'LL DO SOMETHING WORST THAN DEATH TO YOU! AND NOT THE DEATH THAT YOU WERE WITH IN THE COMICS!
Deadpool: Ok! Ow! You don't have to shout in my ear!
A1 yes
A2 ... sometimes...
Rose: Ew
Deadpool: A3 no. I didn't know that. ew... I don't swing that way
Rose: double ew!
Veronica: First, I hope while I'm on this talk show, I will get told to do some dares. I can never say no to a dare! There so much fun! In fact I try to play that game with wolverine, but of course wolvie being his boring self says no...and for question 3, that is gross...even I wouldn't go that far..."
Rose: yeah. Good idea! I always wanted to just do some fun dares. Ok, guys. Well for the next episode, send us some dares for us to do.
Deadpool: You can start with the dare about French kissing me *raises eyebrows*
Rose: No. I don't do nasty dares!
[Yellow Box]: I bet she'd do it if we were Wolverine... hehe. 'do it'
Rose: no. I still wouldn't do that.
Deadpool: Fine. A4. No..
A5. nope ;)
Rose: Well, that was a... unique Q&A. I guess. Thanks for being on the show, Veronica! It was nice having another girl here that didn't end up dislocatingmy arm and almost killing me.