. Deadpool: Sup my peeps!
[Yellow Box]: We don't have peeps
Deadpool: Yea we do!
[Yellow Box]: Nope
Deadpool: Anyway, before I get into this, I just want to say that Rose isn't here right now because of some reason. If you read the last chapter, you would already know.
[Yellow Bow]: why the hell wouldn't someone read the last chapter?
Deadpool: Idk. Soooo, sense we have a bunch of unanswered questions from last month, I'm going to go ahead and answer them.
Ok, we have a few from snowy,
Can I be your best girl at your's and emmy's BIG day I'm 13 so girl? or woman?
Oh and Rose uncanny kid razor is a good one bet start with the Birth of a Juke Box Hero afther go to Power of Tusk then reptile Trouble! Then adman on wheels! And just good one is Breakfast with the Avengers! L1701E is good at fan fiction and so r you!
Hey DP and Rose that girl's is bein mean to me and again sorta hit her this time I'm so sorry i did that how can you kill and not feel like iam now? I want to know. Said I sorry but she bein MORE mean can you 2 and your g-star's help * hugs Deadpool and cry's * and do you work in Florida :-) :-) :-) :-) I 3 this show and you pools your funny :-)
Hey my birthday is on the 29 can you 2 do me something special to make me happy cuz I hurt my pinkey and now I'm sad :-(
[Yellow Box]: Whoa! That's a lot of reading
Deadpool: Yep
(1)I'm not marring Emmy.
(2)I'll make sure to tell Rose! That'll make her happy. She, for whatever reason, thinks that some people don't like her fanfics.
(3)Well, part of what helps is not knowing the person personally. I have to admit though, I have killed people, both intentionally and non-intentionally, before and felt bad about it later. Not caring about the person or not having a heart helps too. And if you want me to kill her we can work out a price later. I'll work anywhere for the right price
(4)HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! I'll work out something with Rose for your present but for now *pulls up a bag of chimichangas* have this bag of heaven
[Yellow Box]: whoa, a whole bag?
Deadpool: Yep. It's part one of three of her B-day present. Here's part two:
:3
Emo-thingy FOR THE WIN! WAAAAAAAHOOOOOO!
Ok, moving on
Devilgirl123 says, hey everyone! Thanksgiving is coming up soon and I can't wait! So how is everyone doing? I hope your keeping out of trouble Deadpool.
Deadpool: Well… since this was posted before thanksgiving, I can honestly say, before thanksgiving, I kept out of trouble
[Yellow Box]: Buuuuuut….
Deadpool: I went to a crazy Thanksgiving party and killed the cop that shot Rose's dog
[Yellow Box]: That cop was such a d*ck
Deadpool: IKR! Who the hell shoots a dog?
Cherrycloud456 writes, Hey, Deadpool! Do you think that Freakazoid is a less violent version of you?
(1)without the awesome powers, Yep! We should hang out!
And last but not least, Sweet Sleepless Melody. Who writes, Hello, Deadpool! I'm a fairly new fan of yours! I'm just wondering what your daily, personal hygiene routine is? Or do you not clean yourself any more than you clean your apartment?
(1)Firstly, WECOME TO THE DP FANDOME or whatever it is your guys call your selves these days!
Secondly, whenever I wake up, I go to the bathroom to do the usual, use the toilet and brush my teeth. My showers very to the time of day, though.
Well this is the end. Thanks for the awesome, weird, or retarded questions guys! You sure do know how to make a merc proud! *wipes a tear* BYE!