Deadpool: WUT UP! IT'S DEADPOOL! AND WELCOME BACK TO…. ASK DEADPOOL SEASON TWO!
Rose: You do know that you don't have to yell, right?
Deadpool: It's my show. I get to make the rules
Rose: *rolls eyes* Anyway, before we get started, I'll like to introduce our guest sta-
Deadpool: WAIT!
Rose: WHAT
Deadpool: I have to give Snowy her belated birthday present
Rose: Wait, I missed someone's birthday? I'm sorry, snowy
Deadpool: It's ok. You can make up for it by helping me with her present
Rose: You better not yell in my ear again!
Deadpool: Oh don't worry. We'll both be singing this this time while I play the harmonica.
Rose: Ok fine.
Deadpool: Oh! And you'll have to sing in Spanish. Ok! Go! *plays harmonica* Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños querida, Snowy. Feliz cumpleaños a ti.
Rose: Que el Señor te bendiga. Que el Señor te bendiga. Que el Señor te bendiga. Que el Señor te bendiga.
Deadpool: Ok! For the grand finally
Deadpool and Rose: Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños querida, Snowy. Feliiiz cumpleañooooos aaaaa tiiiiiiiii!
Deadpool: *wildly plays the harmonica*
Rose: I'm scared to see what you'd do for my birthday.
Deadpool: Oh yeah! I forgot your birthday's coming up.
Rose: *facepalms*
Deadpool: Don't forget to introduce the guest star.
Rose: Oh yeah. Put your hands together for, the Master of Machines, the Man of Iron, the Armored Avenger: Iron Man!
*applause*
[Yellow Box]: Who's clapping?
Iron Man: *Waves*
Deadpool: Question. Who are you waving to?
Iron Man: To all my adoring fans watching this.
Deadpool: Only my fans are watching! *whispers to Rose* I told you to get Captain America.
Rose: You told me to get an Avenger. And when I asked them, Tony said he'd love to be on my show
Deadpool: This is my show
Rose: Well, yeah, but that's what Tony said
Deadpool: Whatever.
Rose: Iron Man, are you ready to answer questions?
Iron Man: I'm always ready to answer questions. And please. Call my Tony
Deadpool: JUST ASK THE QUESTIONS ALREADY!
Rose: Ok! Geez! SpiritDreamWarriors says, Hi Deadpool it's me, Spirit :D
Question:
1)Would like cow brain taco?
2) Which Pokémon you prefers, Pikachu or Eevee?
3) Have you ever heard of Yaoi?
4) Do you like Kingdom Heart?
Deadpool: 1)Um.. I don't know. Are cow brains tasty?
Iron Man: No thank you.
Deadpool: 2) Eevee
3)yep
4) eh, I guess
Rose: adeadfreelancer says, Hey DP I sent you a package*a knock on roses house door*
Fed ex: take your hooker and stop calling us!* x-79 steps in looking like 19 year x-23*
Q1: I accidently dropped my t virus in heaven while sentry was there and...marvel zombies... here
Q2: I also sent you Europe's biggest mutant thief. Should be hear next episode
Q3: agent Carolina or agent Texas?
Q:4 Deathstroke called and said he wanted his kidney back or something
Q:5 who's death was sadder; lady Deadpool or kidpool?
Q:6 which Deadpool do you want to kill the most?
Iron Man: *looks at DP*
Rose: *Gives Deadpool THE look* seriously
Deadpool: Heheh. Um. How about you, um, wait in my room until the show's over. *leads X-79 into his room*
Rose: ew
Deadpool: Rose, get your head out of the gutter. I was just letting her rest in my room.
Rose: That's not the part I'm ewing about.
Deadpool: Moving on. 1)Then let's kill some zombies!
2)alritghy
3)both
4) tell him HE CAN'T F*CKING HAVE IT
5) both were sad
6) None! They're my crew, my peeps, my home-
Rose: we get it! Last question is from kakashishot,
"Me: rose and dp's back that took a while hey where everyone all well ill leave this in rose's refrigerator.
Q1 hey Dp do u want guycode
Q2 who would u take to court for breaking guy code
Q3 do u think they give good advice there
Q5 can u have hulk or ghost rider there.
Me: off to find Logan "
Deadpool:1)yep
Iron Man: Yeah
Deadpool: You watch it?!
Iron Man: Yeah. I've caught a few episodes before.
Deadpool: The guy who broke the guy code
Iron Man: My limo guy
Deapool:3) yeah.
Iron Man: Of course
Deadpool: Yea!
Rose: Ok. Our next guest stars will be Hulk and Loki. Then probably Ghost Rider
Deadpool: LOL I can't wait to have those two in the same room! Now if you excuse me *runs to his room* Um, Rose go ahead a sign off *closes door*
Rose: Ew! Well um, thanks for the questions, guys. See you later!
Iron Man: Have you ever had Shawarma?
Rose: No. But I hear it's really good!
Iron Man: I know a great place.
Rose: Alright! Let's go! *tries not to have a fangirl freak out*