"Well it isn't as weird as eating ashes. I saw an episode where a girl did that too. I mean that is just so gross. Why would any one do that? Better yet why would anyone even write about it?" Misty asked.

Cordelia froze.

"What did you say?" Cordelia asked.

"Eating ashes is weird shit, why would anyone wanna wr-" Misty began.

Cordelia dropped the gun and ran to Misty, pinning her up against the wall.

"Listen here! Don't you dare try to tell me what's weird, you use shawls as tampons for fuck's sake!" Cordelia said angrily.

"Delia what in the Hell is your-" Misty said in horror, her face like she didn't give a shit.

"Shut up swamp bitch, I'm not done!" Cordelia said.

"What did you call me?" Misty asked.

Cordelia stepped back, releasing her grip on Misty.

"I-I'm sorry?" Cordelia said, unsure of herself.

"Delia..." Misty said with tears in her eyes.

"No-F-fuck you, Misty! You know why I snapped?" Cordelia asked.

"Wh-Why?" Misty asked.

"Because when you died-when you turned to ash in my arms I was reckless-hopeless, I d-didn't know what to do. That episode of My Strange Addiction? Yeah, I saw that too. I saw how for a moment that woman was happy. I-I ate your ashes too, Misty." Cordelia said, sobbing. She fell to the floor, her head in her hands. "Misty-" She cried.

"Christ, Delia..." Misty said, stepping over to Cordelia, resting her hands on the woman's back.

"Don't touch me! I'm gross." Cordelia said, crying.

"Miss Cordelia..." Misty said.

Cordelia looked up from her tears and quickly turned around and slapped Misty in the face.

Misty wasn't having that.

"Dammit Cordelia!" Misty said, taking Cordelia by the arm and throwing her onto the bed. Misty held Cordelia down by her arms, attempting to subdue her bizarre behavior. Cordelia went from sad to angry, quickly flopping around trying to writhe from beneath the swamp witch.

"Delia, my dad was a Marine, you ain't about to get over on me," Misty reminded. "Stay put, you."

"No! Fuck you!" Cordelia said.

Misty held Cordelia down harder.

Cordelia spat at Misty.

"What's wrong with you, Delia?" Misty asked.

"Raghhh!" Cordelia said, still trying to get out from beneath Misty.

"I said stay put!" Misty said, practically growling. She pushed Cordelia's hands to above her head, making it harder for her to move.

"I don't wanna hold you down like this but you're acting a damn fool." Misty said.

Cordelia began to cry again.

"I don't know what's wrong with me, Misty." She cried. "I just want to be normal."

Misty pursed her lips, she had some sympathy for Cordelia, loving and missing the old headmistress she had once known. Misty losened her grip on Cordelia's arms, and Cordelia quickly broke free. She threw Misty back away from her, running out of the door.

"Get back here you bitch!" Misty demanded.