Deadpool: What up, fanboys, fangirls, geeks, nerds, cool people, or whatever the hell it is you guys call yourselves!
Rose: Are you done?
Deadpool: Not yet. Welcome back to ASK DEADPOOL: SEASON TWO! …. Ok, now I'm done.
Rose: Ok. We have a brand new guest star! Please welcome, The Incredible Hulk!
Hulk: HULK HATE TALKING MAN!
Deadpool: I love you too, Greenie!
Hulk: *growls*
Rose: Okay. Calm down there, Hulk. Save your rage for when you see Loki.
Hulk: Puny god here? *laughs*
Rose: Loki, why are you in the corner?
Loki: I am not in the corner. I am simply waiting for my introduction.
Rose: Well if you say so. Put your hands together for the God of Mischief himself, Loki!
Loki: *sits far away from Hulk*
Deadpool: HAHA! Loki's scared of Hulk!
Loki: I am NOT scared of that… green creature. I just can stand that horrible odor he is emitting.
Deadpool: Yeah, you do stink.
Rose: Let's at least answer one question before we see Hulk beat the crap out of Loki
Loki: Wait! What?-
Rose: adeadfreelancer says, *Fantomex arrives in a crate having been drugged*
Q:1 I meant the evil Deadpool corpse like Deadpool evil DP, spiral pool etc.
Q2: that weapon is designed for protection from them*points at zombie Loki*
Q3: do you think taco bell is still upon?
Q4: do you think lady D will get rebooted?
Q4: do you really think you can go up against an army of Deadpool and win? I mean really, the slayer of marvel universe and his army of you!
Q5: James bond is known for his gadgets and hot women, you're known for gadgets hot women guns explosions and badassness
Q6: who would win, hulk or wolverine? I know the answer and I will tell you later
Deadpool: A1: I hate that Evil Deadpool. I don't really care. I didn't have emotional attachment to either so none.
A2: Ha! I don't need a robot to protect me from a zombie. Especially Loki.
Loki: What is that vile creature?!
Deadpool: You
Hulk: Can't even tell the difference
Deadpool: A3: It's open where I live
A4: Lady Deadpool or Lady Deathstrike?
A5: Of course! There's two things that I have that an army of me doesn't have: chimichangas and the Advantage Ball (if you don't know what that is, Google it)
A5: I know! I'm so cool!
A6: Hulk throws Wolverine into the ocean. Hulk wins. FATALITY!
Hulk: HULK STRONGEST THERE IS!
Loki: Even I believe Hulk would win.
Rose: I don't remember a time where Hulk didn't win, except for Grey Hulk
Deadpool: The fangirl has spoken
Rose: -_- okaaay den, this one's for Loki, Devilgirl123 asks, Hi Loki! I think you really handsome and intelligent. Better than your brother Thor. My question is do have a girlfriend? If not I'm single.
Loki: Thank you. It's about time a mortal realizes my true superiority over Thor. And I do not have this "girlfriend" you speak of.
Hulk: Haha! Loki and devilgril sitting in a tree
Deadpool and Hulk: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Loki: Quiet you!
Rose: I am glad I'm not the only one who thinks Loki's cute
Deadpool: SAY WHAT NOW
Rose: But I think Chris Hemsworth and Hugh Jackman are still hotter
Deadpool: Shut up and read the next question
Rose: Fine mister grumpy pants. Kakashishot says, Me: HI DP! Hey rose :-)
Me: hey DP how many chimichangas will it take to pull a prank on Tony stark
DP: hey what r u doing here
Me: i like to watch your show live( has adamantium chain in hand) anyway i was wondering could i work here in your show rose and DP
DP: ask rose
Rose: ( looking at chain in hand) why do you have a chain
Me : (rubs head ) well u know how i like Logan ALOT rite WELL. ( starts pulling chain)
Logan: say one word to anyone bub and u die capish.
Rose: how did u collar Logan up
Me: dont want ti know
Dp : HEY THIS IS ABOUT ME
ME: fine
Q1 why did the monkey s jump off the bed
Q2 do u know what a serenade is if not Google it and do one for rose
Q3 will u and rose ever get married
Q5 whats your favorite town
Q6 what song do u prefer from Hollywood undead
Q7 what desert do u like to eat.
Q8 do u think there should be more midget killers
Me: well later guys ps if u get Loki remind me to bring him a chimichangas bye
Deadpool: A1 To crack open their heads
A2 Nope. I don't have any songs to sing
A3 Ask Rose
A4 Where does Captain America live?
A5 who?
A6 Any kind!
A7 I guess it would be funny if there was
Oh and don't forget to bring Loki a Chimichanga
Rose: You really need to let Logan go. If you don't, then there won't be a new X-men movie! And if I don't get an X-men movie, then there's going to be blood
Deadpool: Oh no! She has that face again! You better let Wolvie go
Loki: *shivers*
Rose: Moving on. The Iron Patriot says, Hey DP, I'm happy that you got season 2, even it's few chapters late. Anyways, here's my questions:
1. Do you feel a bit sad that you are the only Deadpool standing, after the events from Deadpool kills Deadpool?
2. What do you (and Rose) thought about Ben Affleck as Batman, and the girl from Fast and Furious movie (which I forget her name) as Wonder Woman, in the upcoming Batman/Superman movie?
3. If there's a crossover of Marvel/DC, what do you with the Thunderbolts (Red Hulk, Elektra, Agent Venom, Punisher, Red Leader, and Mercy) have a relationship with the Suicide Squad (Amanda Walker, Deadshot, Cheetah, Harley Quinn, King Shark, Captain Boomerang, and Deathstroke, cause he is recruit by Walker in Batman Arkham Origins)?
4. Who is the better Iron Patriot, Norman Osborn or James Rhodes?
Deadpool: A1 well it was sad at first but then the yellow box told me that the universe couldn't handle more than one Deadpool
A2 I like Gal Gadot (the girl form said movie) But she CANNOT be Wonder Woman. Me and Rose where talking about it a while back. Plus there are a few things that Wonder Woman has than hers…
Rose: I don't think Gal should be Wonder Woman. I don't have a good feeling about that. I think she'll be better as Lois Lane. And Ben Affleck could be a good Batman, I guess. I've never seen him in any movies or shows so I don't know for sure.
Deadpool: A3 I think it's possible
A4 I liked James Rhodes better in that Iron Man movie
Rose: jeffskiller124 writes, Deadpool can you team up with the punisher
Deadpool: Doesn't that guy wanna kill me?
Rose: Who doesn't?
Deadpool: Hmm, I can't remember if we have or not. I guess if he's up for it
Rose: 3DEADPOOL3 says, Hi Deadpool!
Q1)BF4 OR COD:GHOSTS?
Q2)DEADPOOL OR HEADPOOL!
Q3)WHY IS THIS IN CAPS!
Q3) MIKE TYSON VS IRON MAN! WHO WOULD WIN!
Q4) HI?
Q5) WEED OR CRACK?
Q6) Do you promise to do any dare I ask you next time?
BYE! :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-);D;D;S;S;S;O);O);O):-():-():-():-():-()U_UO_O-_-_-_-_ _ _ _
Deadpool: A1: Haven't played either, yet.
A2 DEADPOOL
A3 I DON'T KNOW
A4 MIKE TYSON WOULD WHOOP TORY'S ASS
A5 Hi
A6 Neither My healing factor won't let me get high, anyway
A6 sure, I guess..
Rose: SpinoGuy asks, Deadpool, first question, WHEN THE F*** ARE THEY MAKING THE DEADPOOL MOVIE!
Second question, does Rose ever annoy you?
Spino, out. Alright Scorpion, I asked the fucking question! Happy?
Deadpool: I DON'T F*CKIN' KNOW! WANT MY MOVIE NOW!
A2 nope.
Rose: ghost rider says, good but if you put me in your show ill penance stare the crap out of Deadpool
Deadpool: Haha! Do your worst! Your penance stare doesn't affect people with mental disorders!
Rose: *shakes head shamefully* snowy writes, Hey you to how do you kid razor and can pit him on the show
Deadpool: Who the hell is kid razor?! I never found out who he was!
Rose: Last one, Creepy-Pasta asks, I have a question.
Deadpool, I've was watching your game and I have to say, it was pure AWESOME SAUCE! Anyways back to the question, how exactly did you and Wolverine become 'related'? In other words how did you get your healing abilities?
And for the Pete-r? guy who was all about the budget cuts, I have one thing to say.
*grabs peter and holds him against the wall* If you ever f*% up another game like that again, I'll hunt you down and beat you in front of the ugly bitch, that brought you into this world!
XP Anyways, I pretty much became a fan girl over night... Yes, I'm a fan-girl.. don't judge me by the name. You guys are awesome. Keep it up.
Deadpool: It's a long story. We both got them from a weapon X experiment. I guess it's not that long a story after all
Rose: Thanks for the support! And thanks for the awesome questions!
Deadpool: Hulk, sigh us off
Hulk: *smiles and pick up Loki by his leg*
Loki: What!? Wait! I never agreed to- *gets bashed around by Hulk*
**Sorry for talking a while to upload. My internet was down. Hopefully, that doesn't happen again.***