Hey guys! I'm back! With an actual update this time! *blows confetti* Though, this chapter might be a little boring, I'm just warming up, okay? God, I haven't put up an actual update in this story for ages. I don't even remember what happened in the last chapter and who's alive or not. Yes, I am a terrible author.
Unfortunately, this is not the final chapter (yet). I'm sorry guys, like I said, I'm just warming up, it had been ages since I've written a chapter of this story, so yeah, please cut me some slack.
Honestly guys, I think my writing skills have somewhat improved (somewhat). Y'know, my previous problem about writing is being, you know, descriptive. And now I have solved it (kinda). So...hooray?
I think you have been wondering where I have been. Well, with the exception of me publishing stories here and there, also making a remake with one of my stories, I've actually been writing more stories...with my friend's account. Yes, I guess you could say I'm out there with other stories from other fandoms to update.
I should probably stop blabbering now, I still have one more story to update before bed time. I hope you enjoy reading!
"Alright," Sarah clears her throat as she straightened up the papers she was currently holding, with the group gathered around her with pure determination, it was sure to be one serious meeting. You see, after Kenny managed to fix the truck, the group is now debating of whether they will continue to Wellington or just go back to Howe's. Of course it's not going well, we wouldn't have a voting session if everyone agreed with one plan, would it? "Who votes to go back at Howe's?"
Jane, Mike, and Bonnie raises their hands. Kenny glared at them, before muttering something incoherent but we all know it is not pleasant.
"Who votes to go continue our journey with this Wellington place?"
In the speed of light, Kenny quickly raises his hand, and the rest of the group had sworn that they heard his bone crack. Other than Kenny; Luke, Nick, and Aj (Kenny had raised the baby's hand, for some odd reason).
The bespectacled girl counted the votes and wrote it on a piece of paper, before looking at it for a moment and nodding to Duck and Clementine in a serious way, who nodded back as the three youngsters gathered in a circle to discuss this matter. The adults looked at each other, unsure of the results. Arvo on the other hand is still tied up and is awkwardly standing between the two sides.
After their incoherent whispering is done, they faced the adults with such serious expressions that this looks like a serious meeting of some sorts. "Well, the results just came." Clementine spoke.
"And?" Asked Kenny eagerly like a toddler asking for a bedtime story.
"Well," Duck started, looking at a piece of paper with a raised brow, before looking at his father with his one good eye. "It's fairy obvious that it's a draw."
"Geez, people." Sarah sighed, taking off her glasses and rubbing its lenses with her sleeve. "It doesn't take Albert Einstein, or even Isaac Newton, to figure that out."
There was silence for a moment as the adults tried to think of something clever to counter to a teenage girl. That is, until Nick had to blurt out with something like "Who the hell are those people?"
"Zasranees." Arvo snickered silently. Unfortunately, Nick had heard him and was not very pleased about it, even if he did not understand the thing that the Russian teenager had said.
"The hell did you just call me, you twerp?" Nick spat at the teenager as he walked towards him and grabbed his collar, the Russian teenager, in return, did not react to this. "Answer me!"
"He just called you a shithead." Sarah shrugged casually, they looked at her weirdly. "Hey, I'm a bookworm, what do you expect?"
"Pizda s ushami." Arvo spat back at the hat-wearing man.
Nick, of course, didn't know what it meant either, nor did the others did, with the exception of Sarah. So they, of course, looked at the Hispanic teenager with a questionable look. Sarah, on the other hand, looked awfully surprised, but eventually laughed, confusing the others. "He just called you a- pfft! I-I mean, he called you a...wait for it..." Sarah paused for a moment, before blurting out, "A vagina with ears!"
The others laughed at this. While Nick on the other hand looked awfully offended by this, yes people may call him a dick or something relating to male genitalia but no one, he repeats, NO ONE call him after a female genitalia with ears. Nick was about to land a punch on the bespectacled teenager, but was stopped by Luke and Mike. "Whoa dude, we're getting a bit off topic here..." Luke murmurs, holding Nick back from strangling a teenager.
"I know." Mike agreed, checking on Arvo for any serious injuries, in which there aren't any, at least, latest ones. "I mean, first off we're here votin' for which place to go and now Arvo is calling Nick a vagina with ears."
"Hilarious." Nick mutters sarcastically as he dusted his camouflaged pants, seeming to be calming down. "It doesn't even make any sense, I mean, why would you call someone that? Why?"
"Never mind that," Bonnie sighs, rubbing her temples as if she's had a headache. "I'm more concerned at the fact that we haven't even made a fucking decision yet."
"Well, I for one, think that we should go back to Howe's." Jane spoke, stepping up.
"Over my dead fucking body." Kenny spat, narrowing his eyes at them, particularly Jane, who narrowed her eyes back at him. "We're goin' to Wellington, and that's final."
"Either way, there's still a chance for us to be chicken nuggets for walkers to eat, so yeah, it wouldn't really matter." Duck shrugged, "But I don't really care though, I'm fine with both."
Kenny looked at his son with a raised brow. What the hell. His son should agree with him all the time! "The hell, Duck?"
"What?" Duck asked innocently, "I can't have my own choices now, what the hell?"
"Wait, I just realized something..." Luke trails off, glancing at the window where the truck Kenny fixed is outside. "It's just a fuckin' truck. There's like, ten of us, how the hell are we all goin' to fit in?"
"Luke you fucking egg, Kenny fixed two damn trucks." Nick said, rolling his eyes. "For fuck's sake, Luke."
"Wait what?" Mike blurts out, "He fixed two trucks?"
"Yes, I did." Kenny nodded, "Y'know, I may not be a genius but I know we're a lot so yeah."
"What the hell, Kenny?" Jane demanded to the bearded man. "You fixed TWO bloody trucks and you never told us?!"
"Why would I tell someone like ya?" Kenny retorted, "It's not like it would matter to ya!"
"Yeah it would!" Jane exclaimed, "Why are we even arguing about this shit when we could just split up?!"
The group was silent for a moment, thinking about what Jane said. "It's...not actually a bad idea." Bonnie spoke, nodding.
"Why didn't we think of this in the first place?" Mike sighs. "How could we be so dumb?"
"I can't believe all of you fail to notice that you've been acting stupid this whole chapter." Duck sighs.
"Duck, this isn't the time for a 4th wall break." Clementine reminded him.
"I know, Orange."
"Did you just call me Orange?"
"I dunno, now that we're dating I think we need cute names for each other but I don't want something too cheesy and then I remembered a clementine looks a lot like an orange so yeah, hey Orange."
"What you said doesn't make sense."
"It makes perfect sense if you think about it."
"Think about what?"
"You know what? Never mind."
"Anyway..." Jane started again, "We can just split up, you know. Like, us team Howe's will take one of the trucks, and you team Wellingtons are taking the other and go to Wellington. Simple."
They looked at each other, unsure of this plan. Is it really necessary to split up? Should they split up? They don't know. This will be a big decision for them, and who knows what they'll pick.
We'll find out on the next chapter.
Uh, does it suck? I hope not, but I think so. I dunno you guys, I'm not sure if I messed up or not, did I? Did I not? I'm anxious. ;-; But then again, I am just warming up. I swear this gets better!
Sorry if the characters are OOC, or if you're Russian and that what Arvo said isn't relevant then calm down because I myself aren't Russian and I only got that from the internet, so yeah.
Thanks for reading!