[White Box]: When Rose comes through that door we'll shout "Happy Birthday!"
[Yellow Box]: OH! I hear her coming!
Deadpool: Ready. 3, 2, 1…
Rose: *walks through door*
All Guests: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROSE!
Rose: Whoa! WhereHowWhat?! O.O
Deadpool: I think she's in shock. Here come sit down *sits Rose In a chair* I bet I'm the first person to wish you a happy b-day!
Rose: Actually you weren't. My sister was. And how did you know it was my birthday?
Deadpool: That is a question for another day, my friend! Anyway, I'm sure you've met or know all the partiers. My fans, The X-Men, Avengers, the Hulks (the once that won't kill you right away), The Fantastic Four, a few SHIELD Agents, and a few villains. (I don't know why they're here btw).
Rose: O.O
Deadpool: Are you still in shock?
[Yellow Box]: Um, is she ok?
Rose: This… is.. THE BEST SURPRISE PARTY EVER!
Deadpool: Planed by yours truly
Rose: *hugs DP* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Deadpool: No prob, babe. Now one with the party!
*Someone bangs one the closet door* SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Rose: *opens the door* BOB!? What are you doing in the closet?
Bob: I don't know. All I remember is getting here to be on your show and then blank
Deadpool: It's MY show, Bob!
Bob: I'm sorry Mr. Wilson
Deadpool: It's ok. Just don't let that happen again.
Rose: Why did you put him in the closet?
Deadpool: Eh, I was bored
Spider-Man: So are we going to answer questions now or after the party?
Deadpool: Now but it doesn't matter anyway, Spidey cuz no one asked you a question!
Spider-Man: It doesn't matter. Today is Rose's day anyway
Rose: Aw thanks, Spidey *hugs Spider-Man*
Deadpool: Ok! Let's start the questions!
Kakashishot: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY WOOOOOOOOOOOO PS CONGRATULATIONS –O
ME: evil crazy grin. OMG ok 1st off deddy when i was talking about the wedding i meant in your comics cuz i went to and there was the title that said u were getting married after attacking shield your thoughts?
Me:Cake is it 3 leches yum ps gives this to rose( 2 items list and gift)
Q1 loki can i borrow ur mask
Q2 hey rider where can i get a flaming chain
Q3 cap who's the smallest hero
Q4 vision can i have ur autograph
Q5 hey wolvie will u bring silver samurai over to America
Q6 who wins bang or vemon
Q7 strange, mr fantastic, ironman, and blackbolt u guys suck :(
Q8 magneto can if go to genosha
Q9 hey cap who would trade for a dc character
Q10 well deddy last question think of one question and have everyone answer it.
Me : uh is there any villains here...
Me: going to go annoy Wolvie bye
Deadpool: My thoughts? When Deadpool gets married, he marries the sexiest, hottest, badest babe out there!
Spidey: I don't think "badest" is a word
Deadpool: You're right! You don't think! Ha!
Spidey: Because it's Rose's b-day, I won't fight you. Plus you make my head hurt
Deadpool: moving on!
Loki: A1 Noo!
Jenny (my sister): OMG I HEARD LOKI!
Loki: Whoa! Where did this mortal come from? I did not see her on the guest list!
Deadpool: You weren't on the guest list either! So shut up!
Jenny: I don't have to be on the guest list because I'm the sister of the birthday girl!
Deadpool: *looks at Rose* you had a sister?!
Rose: Yea. I mentioned it in the first episode
Ghost Rider: A2 You can't get one
Deadpool: You probably need that Spirit of Vengeance thing
Captain America: A3 The smallest hero?
Jenny: Ant-man!
Cap: Yeah, or Rocket Raccoon
Vision: A4 Of course. *Gives autograph to Kakashishot*
Wolverine: A5 No damn way!
Deadpool: A6 Bane
Dr. Strange, Mr. Fantastic, Ironman, and Black Bolt: A7 Whaaaat?!
Deadpool: Yea, it's true
Magneto: A8 only if you're a mutant
Cap: A9 Probably Deadpool
Deadpool: Say what now?!
Cap: Sorry
Deadpool: *glares* A10 OK, Would you rather have an extra toe or a missing finger?
Rose: Missing finger
Wolverine: If I had a missing finger, it would grow back any way
Spidey: That's hard, um
Deadpool: Heh-he that's what she said!
Spidey: Shut up. I guess a missing finger
Cap: Missing finger
Deadpool: Damn, I should have asked a better question
Rose: I guess everyone would have a missing finger
Deadpool: And yes. There's villains here
Wolverine: If you come anywhere near me, I'll kill ya, bub
Adeadfreelancer: Hi bob! Is Deadpool abusing you?*looks at him* I heard you got a job. How was it? Did you ever meet squirrel girl? If you were Deadpool for one day what would you do? Can I bring you to my house and we can be friends and play x box(and Deadpool the game)) and tell stories "about Mr. Wilson!
Q1 the Deadpool movie got pushed so its probably coming out later.
Q2 I had a dream of a Deadpool series during your and Bob's pirate times. It was awesome
Q3 my family says there sick of tacos...
Q4 I hope bob is in your movie to make up for the MAJOR hurt going to happen since copycat is in it
Q5 tell tony stark to lay off the booze
Q6 did you know Spiderman is dead and its doc ock controlling him?
Ps: bob and Deadpool 4 evah!
Bob: Hi! And sure! That'll be fun!
Deadpool: you just had to get out og the closet!
Bob: But Mr. Wilson, Rose let me out
Deadpool: And I'll punish her later
Rose: What. The. Hell.
[Yellow Box]: Was that an innuendo?
Deadpool: I haven't decided yet
Spidey: Ew. I feel bad for Rose. Are you sure he hasn't raped you? If you ever need help, don't be afraid to call me. I'll give this psycho what he deserves
Rose: Um, I don't have your number
Spidey: here *gives Rose his number*
Rose: Thanks
Deadpool: Moving on! A1 They better give me my movie! I need to see it!
A2 I bet it was
A3 punch them. Punch them all in the face
A4 yea…
A5 HAY, TONY, LAY OFF THE BOOZE!
Ironman: *drunk* hey.. I don't take your booze so don't that my finger
Rose: Well, he's obviously drunk
Spider-Man: That's weird. We didn't even bring alcohol
Deadpool: I spiked the punch
A6 *punched Spidey in the face and ties his up*
Spiderman: What the heck?!
Deadpool: and you will stay that way unless I say other wise
Wolverine: Well, it's obvious he into bondage
Deadpool: WHAT?! Oh common! I can do it in many other ways besides that!
Spidey: Ew
DP: Shut up!
Ps. Are you shipping us or are you saying we make a great team?
Devilgirl123: First, happy birthday rose! I hope Deadpool isn't drunk as well as the other heroes. This is just for you rose. *turns Deadpool in a Pikachu* the first two are for all.
1. How's everyone doing?
Deadpool behaving himself?
3. Wolverine sing a song for rose.
4. Tony your not drinking too much are you?
5. Your not making trouble are you Loki?
Rose: aw, thank you! And I'm doing fine, thanks for asking! I hope you're doing alright
Spidey: I'm doing fine except for the fact that EVERY TIME I'M ON THIS SHOW, I GET BEAT UP!
Rose: I'm sorry, Spider-Man. Next time, I'll have to make sure Deadpool treats you nicer
Deadpool: A2 no..
Wolverine: A3 No!
Deadpool: ohh common!
Wolverine: HELL. TO. THE. NO.
Rose: Pleaase
Wolverine: NO!
Cap: Can't you sing one song? It is her birthday
Wolvie: NO
Partiers: SING! SING! SING! SING! SING! SING! SING! SING! SING! SING!
Wolvie: *sighs* what do you want me to sing…?
Rose: How about you just sing me happy birthday?
Wolvie: *cringes* happybirthdaytoyouhappybirthdaytohappybirthdaydearRosehappybirthdaytoyou… there. You happy
Rose; *smiles* YES
Wolvie: Good cause I'm never ever doing that again *walks out the room*
Ironman: A4 no…
Rose: Um, where's Loki?
Cap: And where's Thor?
Thor: HAVE AT THEE! *hits Loki with his hammer*
Rose: I'm going to assume that Loki was causing trouble..
Jenny: Loki!
DP: He'll be fine
Rose: Well thanks for the party, guys and for the unique questions!
DP: Let's finish this party right!* blasts the boom box and opens a bottle of wine* WHOO HOO!