No, no, no. Strike that, remove it.

XX Maybe he and GLaDOS could be friends. XX

Replace it with:

He and GLaDOS were friends.

Perfect.

It had been a week of Wheatley and GLaDOS playing Checkers, Jenga, and occasionally Clue, a sunday, that Wheatley got a phone call.

Now, Wheatley didn't even know he had a phone, so when it started ringing, he had to find it.

*RING*

"Where is that coming from?"

*RING*

"It appears to be emanating from the yellow... Object... On the wall."

*RING*

"Do I... Pick it up, or...?" Wheatley proceeded to pick up the phone's handset and pushed a blinking red button.

"Um, M-Mr. Wheatley?" A man on the phone asked.

"Yeah? This is him. Me! He is me, I am Mr... What do you want?" Wheatley answered, surprised at the sudden voice coming from the handset.

"I am, uh, Director Joshua Yutah, from Happy Homes Mental Hospital, and, well, d-do you remember t-that girl that we took into custody a week or so ago?"

"Of course. And I am bloody grateful you did. Seriously." Wheatley told the man.

"You see, we, we did some psychological tests, a-and, she was obsessed with you, man. I think the term is 'fixated', and she was partly delusional, too, she would not think about anything else..." The man said, sounding nervous.

"Why are you telling me this?" Frightened little Wheatley asked.

"A-about that... See, w-we put her on this new medication, and it worked wonders! She, she was thinking normally again, she only had a... Mild... A-attraction, for you. And we were going to release her in a few weeks... But, the last shipment was late and we were like 'Pfff, What does it matter? A missed dose won't hurt anyone.'" The man paused.

"...But it did, several, actually. We, we still don't know how she blew that wall up, but the recordings caught her mumbling something like 'he's mine, they won't take him from me again, he loves me, not them' over and over and over. W-we think that she might be coming to see you, and that would be... Bad. For, for her. So, we need you to go to TX/RX Pharmacy and show the pharmacist your ID card, we've already paid for the medication and she should give it to you. Remember: If you see that girl, you NEED to get her to take one of those pills, FAST. We tried calling the police but they were... Busy." Then the man hung up.

"Did, did he say... What I think he said?" Wheatley asked, turning to GLaDOS.

GLaDOS's Smiley Avatar was currently glaring at the phone "Yes. He did."

"You, you don't really think that she's coming, here?" Wheatley asked, sounding equally parts terrified and nervous.

GLaDOS just looked at him, secretly tracking The Madwoman with one of Aperture's multiple prototype Enemy Spotting Satellites.

The girl was a lot closer than GLaDOS felt comfortable with.

"It will be fine." GLaDOS said.

Wheatley took this as the opportune moment to go and get the medication.

Just like everywhere else in the small town, the pharmacy wasn't very far.

"Hi, how may I help you?" The nice lady at the counter asked.

"I, um, I'm here for a 'medication'." Wheatley said, showing the lady his Temporary ID Card.

"Let's see..." The nice lady said, swiping his ID and checking what was on the page "Levomepromazine? I think that's in the back... I'll go check."

A few minutes later:

"Okay, 4 100 Milligram Levomepromazine tablets, there we go, and here is your receipt." The nice lady said, handing him a slip of long paper and a small orange bottle.

"Thanks." Wheatley said, flashing the nice lady a grateful smile before walking out the door and heading back to 'his' apartment.

He showed the small bottle to GLaDOS shortly before putting them in his pocket and starting another game of Checkers after making sure to lock the door and nailing a board over it.

You know, just to be safe.

He was HER'S.

GLaDOS couldn't have him, the men in blue suits couldn't have him, the men in white coats couldn't have him.

WHY DID EVERYONE WANT HER WHEATLEY?!

She was walking on an old road that once led to Aperture Science, but she didn't care.

All she cared about was finding her Wheatley, so she could keep him, and no one else could have him.

She wouldn't let him love anyone else.

As she walked through the wheatfield, she noticed a set of footprints, and that meant she was going the right way to find her Wheatley.

He loved her.

And she loved him.

As she came to the entrance of the town, she noticed that Rose's Grocery was closed, but she didn't mind, only Wheatley mattered.

As she FINALLY came to the cafe, she knew she needed a plan, unlike last time.

If she turned off the power, he wouldn't see her, he wouldn't lock the door thinking she was an intruder, and she could have her Wheatley all to herself!

So she executed her plan by going to the back of the cafe and pulling the Industrial Breaker in the back.

Now she could go see HER Wheatley.

A./N.

Levomepromazine is a mild anti-psychotic drug, Chell has mild psychosis (which is why she's delusional) and she has a fixation on Wheatley.