Deadpool: WHOOO HOOO! THISISOUR20THEPISODESPECIAL!
Rose: Do you always get high or something before every ep? And stop screaming into the microphone! I can hear everything you say amplified! I'm surprised I haven't went deaf yet.
Deadpool: Rose, you know my healing factor doesn't let me get high and lossen up! Today's our 20th episode special!
Rose: I probably would be more hype if you didn't yell in my ears and didn't make me do this at three in the morning!
Deadpool: Well, I couldn't go to sleep. Anyway, what's going to make the episode special, Everything will be in caps.
Rose: Oh no...
Deadpool: Oh yes! Stating NOW! NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!
Rose: adeadfreelancer says, *sneaks rose's apartment and plants "evidence" then leaves note*
Hey dp remember how fond rose was of iron man and Peter park I mean spider man?
Q1 most aren't questions
Q2 norman Osborne killed maryjane
q3 do you ever watch Michael galusinick on YouTube? His you videos are hilarious
Q4 please do not be alarmed of the mutant who has telekinesis pyrokinesis and split persona disorder I accidentally left when me and squirrel girl were planting posters I mean killing zombies. Now if you will exuse me I'm going to go play halo 3 with Bob squirrel girl taskmaster and zombie spider man
Deadpool: -_- Yeah... your point?
A1 I see
A2 SAY WHAT
A3 No. Who is he?
A4 They suck at playing halo 3!
[Yellow Box]: Or any video game at all of that matter
Rose: 3deadpool3 asks, Sup deddy, sup rose, sup yellow boxes
Q1) Did rose enjoy the kiss
Q2) I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Q3)Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
all for now
Deadpool: Holy s*** That's a lot of questions!
A1 Yeah
Rose: I never said that!
Deadpool: But you were thinking it!
Rose: You can't read my mind! You don't know!
Deadpool: Good point..
[Yellow Box]: But we know someone who can!
[White Box]: Actually, A LOT of someones
Rose: That is my personal opinion! One that is none of your business!
Deadpool: That's her way of saying "yes"!
Rose: :(
Deadpool: A2 nothing
A3 Because the people who made it were retarded? That's what I learned in school
[Yellow Box]: Stay in school kids!
Deadpool: A4 Because the people who counted haven't tried to say it as one syllable. Which I can do
A5 Because who ever came up with the English language decided to put all these "exceptions" in it
A6 Actually carrots and oranges some in multiple shades of orange. It depends of the type of orange and carrot you're comparing
A7 Any highway built under the auspices of the Federal Aid Highway Act of 1956 and funded by the federal governent is called an interstate highway, even if it doesn't cross state lines. In fact, there are many local routes that lie entirely within a single state funded by the Act.
[Yellow Box]: We so smart!
Deadpool: IKR
A8 Did you get that form kik? Anyway, because being rebellious is fun! Duh!
A9 It's called brainwashing. Socity to brain washing us! They're trying to get us to believe nonsense! ABOUT TIME SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!
Rose: whoa
Deadpool: It's true. Google it
Rose: That's your answer to everything.
Deadpool: Or is it?
Rose: Um..?
Deadpool: Exactly!
A10 Because they're not looking for something new. They discovering something that already exists. Like Ben Franklin. He didn't discover lightning, he found out how to use it.
A11 Just because it looks like it's finished doesn't mean it's finished.
A12 It's the illuminati!
Rose: That doesn't even make since.
Deadpool: *hugs Rose's head* Don't listen to them! They're part of a brainwashing conspiracy!
Rose: And how did you find that out?
Deadpool: The internet
Rose: -_-
Deadpool: A13 Well, since vegetarians eat everything but meat and fish, then humanitarians must eat everything but vegetables
A14 Illuminati!
A15 replacement, substitute, alternative word, alternative expression, other word.
A16 *opens a dictionary* partial- supporting one person, group, or opinion more than any others when you should be fair to all those involved. Yes. I believe someone can totally be that.
Rose: SpinoGuy asks,
Q1. What's up with that thing on Loki's head? It looks ridiculous!
Q2. How's it going?
Q3. What is the secret of the universe?
Q4. When was the last time you got laid? You look like you really need it. I shall give you a number for people who are paid to do that if you want.
Q5. Do you believe in Optimus Prime?
Well, that's it for today. I'm going to bring Screamer here n back to Megatron. How the fuck am I going to do that? He's, like, several hundred tons. See ya next time.
Spino, out.
Deadpool: A1 I don't know. What the hell is that thing?
A2 Good. I can't complain.
A3 *whispers* chimichangas
A4 I get laid a lot! And it's none of your damn business!
Rose: So when I don't wanna talk about my personal stuff it's not ok, but when you don't wanna talk about yours it's fine?
Deadpool: yes?...
Rose: *angrily storms out of the room*
Deadpool: Oh, crap! Um thanks for joining us, blah, blah, blah. BYE! *runs after Rose* ROSE!